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Join Sly and Spook on The Collingwood Rant – a look at all things pertaining to the Collingwood Football Club, ranging from match reviews, a look at what shenanigans the media has gotten up to, interviews, previews of the upcoming game, and more! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wish you got those thirty minutes back. Don't believe the facts until you've heard the rants!
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Pies Premiers! Join Sly and Spook on a special premiership edition of the Rant as they dissect the grand final and celebrate Collingwood's immortal victory! All on The Rant!
Once more unto the breach ... Collingwood held out a spirited GWS side for a heartstopping one-point win. The grand final awaits. As do the Lions. And a flag ...? Join Sly, Spook, and the Chief as they review the win over the Giants, the upcoming premiership decider, and Ticketek's ticketing fiasco. All on The Rant!
Valiant but not good enough. Sly and Spook break down the loss against the Brisbane Lions, look at the team dynamics, examine the gameplan, and preview the upcoming clash against the Bombers. All on The Rant!
What a pulverization! Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the victory over the Suns, our best 22 moving forward, ex-Pies, Jack Ginnivan and Ash Johnson in the reserves, and the upcoming battle against the Dogs. All on the Rant!
The Pies go down, and the 2025 flag dream is over.Credit to the Lions, who were just too good.But how did that happen? What went wrong? And where to now?Join Sly and Spook in the FINAL RANT as they mourn the 2025 season and lamented the future.All on The Rant!
Back on the winner's list, but not entirely convincingly.Join Sly and Spook as they examine the victory over the Tigers, explore what it means for the rest of the season, and look at what needs to happen to jump back into premiership contention.All on The Rant!
Cue the anger!A wasteful Collingwood succumb to Fremantle Dockers. The question is why? Join Sly and Spook as they rip into the loss with some real rantiness.All on The Rant!
The bubble bursts!And the Pies deflate. A half of utter Carlton, and then a half of being competitive but all too late.Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the loss to the AFL's nepo-baby, the Gold Coast Suns, the synergy of the midfield, and the make-up of the side going forward.All on The Rant!
There's nothing better than smashing the old enemy.Join Sly and Spook as they examine the win over the Blues, look at just how far they've fallen, preview the upcoming battle against the Suns, and review of this week's comments.All on The Rant!
Win ugly, but bank the points.Sly and Spook look at the tough, unfashionable win over the Eagles, preview the upcoming clash against the Blues, and answer criticism.All on The Rant!
Back from the bye, but business as usual.Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the win over the valiant Saints and speculate on the way forward.All on The Rant!
It's the traditional King's Birthday clash, and yet there was no Elvis in sight.Melbourne (the state) brought the cold and the rain, while Melbourne (the club) tried to bring the bold and the pain.But not to be.Pies in a tight one, escaping miraculously.Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the win, the treatment of Nick Daicos, and read YOUR comments.All on The Rant!
So ends the streak!People will blame umpires, but there are more damning culprits.Join Sly and Spook as they examine the loss to Geelong, read feedback, and preview the upcoming clash against the Dockers.All on The Rant!
The weather came against us!The umpires fought their best!And here we are: victorious over the Bombers on Anzac Day 2025.What a win from the Pies, spearheaded by the evergreen Steele Sidebottom.Check out Sly and Spook as they examine the win, the merits of the players, and the idiocy of the media!All on the Rant!
What an emphatic win over the reigning premiers!Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the triumph, break down the midfield, and look at the upcoming Anzac Day clash.All on The Rant!
Well, what's better than the traditional Gather Round, a storied and prestigious event that goes back all of three years?That would be a convincing win over Sydney!Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the triumph over the Swans, look at Collingwood's dominance and how that reflected in player performances, and preview the upcoming game against Brisbane.All on the Rant!
A win over the Old Enemy!Over the filth!The scum!The thieves!The fiends!The c#ntabulous!But just how meritorious was it?Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the game, and how it factors into Collingwood's 2025, as well as a preview at the upcoming game against the Sydney Swines.All on The Rant!
A gruelling win!Unattractive, really.Yet, the Pies got it done -- a tense battle of attrition to beat the one-hundred-year-old Bulldogs.Join Sly and Spook as they examine the match.All on The Rant!
The Rant's back, and so are the Pies with a comprehensive smashing of Port Adelaide.Why the turnaround? How does it change so quickly? Well, who knows?But Sly and Spook try to find out.All on The Rant!
Look who's back!Rantier than ever, clinical, cynical, and beery, Sly and Spook look at Collingwood's list rejuvenation over the off-season, what 2025 will look like, and preview the game against the Giants!All on the Rant!
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