Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

This week the BFYTW boys are back with some crazy games. Who's gonna win between Augie and Stevie? Will Aaron stay for the entire episode? Will you share this episode with your friends? Only time will tell.Episode 346 - Jennifer Coolidge Could Hack My PS5 Game 1 - Broken Headlines I'll give our boys three news stories with the salient words blanked out, they'll try and fill in the headlines with their own words, funniest gets a point, but they can also get a point if they're close to the truth. Game 2 - Tinfoil Hat Weave me a conspiracy theory as crazy as you can without losing me while linking these three things: The Midterm Elections The PS5 getting savagely and repeatedly hacked The 1995 "Casper" movie Game 3 - Make It Worse The game of taking great things and making them worse is back and better than ever! Remember, you no longer need to escalate worsenings, but you still can't copy a previous worsening and you still can't go for low-hanging fruit. You'll take turns worsening the targets until one of you can't come up with anything else, then my FAVORITE worsening wins that particular target. First player to win two targets wins the game and earns three episode points. Targets: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups Disney Theme Parks Jennifer CoolidgePromos Grab'em in the BrisketProudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Budhttps://www.plbud.com/WeedStockShout-outs to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt, Native Pixie, Jules, John and Diane C. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia https://www.patreon.com/BFYTWShow Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun Patreon.com/ProperRumpusOur Merch Available by contacting usorhttps://www.teepublic.com/lic/3jDgCfwNkPw

We interrupt this episode of BFYTW with a special message from Proper Rumpus.The Mashed Pod-tatoes have taken over. Be prepared for random conversations and off the wall topics. We are the Mashed Pod-tatoes.This week Jabbo, Midnightsmoke, and Augie introduce the BFYTW listeners to our brother podcast network show Mashed Pod-tatoes. We bring on podcasters to just have a good ol' fashioned sit down. (Very Very Adult Language)Topics include: DC, Lanterns, Marijuana, and so much more.Promos Crooked TableProudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Budhttps://www.plbud.com/WeedStockShout-outs to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt, Native Pixie, Jules, John and Diane C. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia https://www.patreon.com/BFYTWShow Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun Patreon.com/ProperRumpusOur Merch Available by contacting usorhttps://www.teepublic.com/lic/3jDgCfwNkPw

This week the boys are back in studio for some classic BFYTW games. Game 1 - Have I Got Good News For You Story 1 - Air Force Pilot's Year of Migraines Caused By Helmet Being Too Tight - https://www.livescience.com/health/diagnostic-dilemma-a-fighter-pilot-had-unexplained-headaches-for-over-a-year-the-cause-was-hiding-in-plain-sight Story 2 - Dog Wins Animal of the Year Award for Hunting Sea Vomit - https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/black-labrador-sgiath-scotland-sea-vomit-award-b3067157.html Story 3 - College Professor Charged With Series of Pee Crimes - https://www.newsbreak.com/national-enquirer-322367596/4942878009728-college-professor-admits-to-developing-a-habit-of-urinating-around-campus-ruined-student-s-backpack Game 2 - Pitch Me Baby One More Time "I've got a dilemma. See, I like trivia games, I really do. My friends almost universally hate them. Every time I get Magnus Cockthunder to play a trivia game, he can't stand it. So I'm looking for ideas. What do you think would make a fun trivia game for our friend group? Just about anything goes - you can pitch me a kind of game to play, whatever trivia categories you want, whatever prizes you think we can get away with, and any other accoutrements you can think of. Best overall pitch wins and might be a future episode of the show. Game 3 - Make It Worse We're going to try playing this game a little differently - first, I'm going to tell you the targets up front. Second, you no longer need to escalate worsenings, but you still can't copy a previous worsening and you still can't go for low-hanging fruit. You'll take turns worsening the targets until one of you can't come up with anything else, then my FAVORITE worsening wins that particular target. First player to win two targets wins the game and earns three episode points. Targets: M&M's, Drew Barrymore, DrivingPromos Beer In FrontProudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Budhttps://www.plbud.com/WeedStockShoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt, Native Pixie, Jules, John and Diane C. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia https://www.patreon.com/BFYTWShow Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun Our Merch Available by contacting us or https://www.teepublic.com/lic/3jDgCfwNkPw

We return to another Murder Mystery of BFYTW on the Clocktower. Sects & VioletsJoin us as we try to figure out who is the demon and their minion before all of the townsfolk are killed.Players from: On The Lanai, The Fink Show, Running the Hamster WheelPromos Beer'd AlProudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Budhttps://www.plbud.com/WeedStockShoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt, Native Pixie, Jules, John and Diane C. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia https://www.patreon.com/BFYTWShow Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun Our Merch Available by contacting us or https://www.teepublic.com/lic/3jDgCfwNkPw

We're joined this week by Proper Rumpus Owner, and Mashed Pod-tatoes podcast, Jabbo (T.J.) This week it's a 3-way, yeah we know you've been waiting for one.Game 1 - Like Share Block Story 1 - Bull Moose Flubs Sick Grind, Gets Stuck in Skate Park Pool https://cowboystatedaily.com/2026/10/07/bull-moose-gets-stuck-for-hours-in-montana-skate-park/ Story 2 - Florida Man Smuggling Birds in His Pants Caught When Customs Agents Noticed Preposterous Manhood Bulge https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/10/06/unexplained-bulge-reveals-10-live-birds-stuffed-down-cuban-flyers-pants-at-mia-feds-say/ Story 3 - New Health Treatment Salons Relieve Stress by Scratching You With Large Talons https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3366154/chinese-entrepreneur-launches-itch-scratching-services-earning-us15000-monthGame 2 - Pop Culture Fight Club This has been a week of bad beginnings for me, so I want you guys to talk to me about your favorite endings. What is the best ending to a book, video game, TV show, or movie? What ending do you still think about years later? Whoever presents the best case wins this game and earns two episode points.Game 3 - The Dumpster Fire I'll give our players five categories and all they have to do is tell me something in that category they'd like to see removed from society forever. I'll pick which one I think actually needs to go and the first player to win three categories wins the game and earns three episode points. Categories: "Cozy" Apples and Cinnamon Angelina Jolie Having a non-stoner friend (I'm worried this might open a bucket of worms, but I'm also really curious) Wildcardhttps://www.patreon.com/ProperRumpusPromos Super Media BrosProudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Budhttps://www.plbud.com/WeedStockShoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt.Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia https://www.patreon.com/BFYTWShow Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun Our Merch Available by contacting us.