BirdSport

When Rodney went to prison and surrendered his podcast to Uncle Horace, he left behind countless terabytes of pre-recorded podcast sponsorship commitments. In this episode, we play a little catch-up.  Brought to you by www.blackburniancoffee.com Sell expensive things and then donate the proceeds to http://patreon.com/birdsport    

Meet BirdSport's new host, Horace Bundace of Horace's Miracle Fix-a-Fence!  Lose yourself in another Audible Canvas with Fred Start. Learn the art of birding by ear.  And discover must-must have products like Baggage, BirdMute, and Tinky Truffles! Brought to you by www.blackburniancoffee.com Support future episodes at www.patreon.com/birdsport  Garbonzulent! - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8JW0mxQj9fmMxCwQfhIuQg 

For this episode, Fred Start is on his own trying to make things work and desperately trying to raise money as the future of BirdSport hangs in the balance. Brought to you by Gym Shovel, Rod, and Feel Seen Bumper Stickers! www.blackburniancoffee.com www.patreon.com/birdsport

Rodney Bundus got himself into some trouble, but nothing can stop BirdSport from providing you with the best content out there about the extreme sport of birding.  Brought to you by the CAGYM, Cherry Bomb Candy, the Question Why, and the County Correctional Facility's Telephone System!  www.blackburniancoffee.com  GIVE MONEY HERE: www.patreon.com/birdsport   

Learn to experience the transcendent benefits of birding in complete silence and moral perfection in this week's BirdSport discussion hour. Brought to you by Wax Cascade, Charissa's Charisma Candles, Super Fly Zipper Lock, Staff Invection International and featuring Extreme BirdSports Reporter Jim Shoebill and your favorite poet, Milford Tanager! www.blackburniancoffee.com www.patreon.com/birdsport  You are expected/required to purchase everything mention on this show.

Don't get injured in the field! Learn to hold your binoculars properly on this episode of BirdSport and add years to your career as a Bird Athlete! Finally, hear the original live performance of "Something Diagnostic" by Chuck Will of So Long Scoterville.  Please, please, please help us out with our lawsuit with my uncle. Empty your savings accounts and send them here:  www.patreon.com/birdsport  www.blackburniancoffee.com Brought to you by Ken Hale’s ChemTrails, Cavies Mine Shaft Break Room Toasters, Insomnia, Tinky Truffles, the pythagorean theorem, Killian’s edible wax teeth,  and Giraffe Tape, affix it, and fix it!  WE EXPECT YOU TO BUY EVERYTHING WE TALK ABOUT ON THIS EPISODE. DO YOUR PART.

Learn our favorite tips and tricks for smashing new and under-explored birding record opportunities the easy way!  Experience "The Gift of Life," an Audible Canvas with Fred Start. To prevent the cease, desist, and destruction of this podcast, send large, recurring donations here: www.patreon.com/birdsport  www.blackburniancoffee.com Brought to you by The TSA, Dial-Up Internet 2.0 The Comeback, The Museum of Personal Regrets, Strassfeld’s Super Salty Salt-Whips, Kevin’s Yacht Repair, Cahoon’s Cajóns, and Sparking Water—execute your thirst. Thank you Lizzie Sords for inventing Binx Blinkometer for smashing high count records.  WE EXPECT YOU TO PURCHASE EVERY ITEM MENTIONED ON THIS EPISODE. DO YOUR PART.

We discuss tips for scoping winter birds in dangerously cold temperatures. You'll also almost hear a song by Chuck Will of So Long Scoterville about the Nuances of Gull Identification called "Something Diagnostic."  Brought to you by Reinsheimer Family Practice and Sunnlamp.  www.blackburniancoffee.com All Your USD Money goes Here: https://www.patreon.com/BirdSport Please purchase every product and program mentioned in this episode.

Don't let Warbler Neck stop you this spring migration season!  Experience "Distress in Flight," an Audible Canvas with Fred Start. Large, Recurring donations go here: www.patreon.com/birdsport  www.blackburniancoffee.com PLEASE PURCHASE EVERY ITEM MENTIONED ON THIS EPISODE, TWICE.

We discuss the border security ethics of walking across Great Lakes in the winter in order to find birds. We also hear a song about dipping on your nemesis bird again by Chuck Will from So Long Scoterville. Large, Recurring donations go here: www.patreon.com/birdsport   blackburniancoffee! Please Purchase Everything Advertised on This Episode

We discuss proper rooftop scope setup for high-speed sunroof birding on desert highways.  Enjoy a poem about the sport of birding from our friend Milford Tanager. Brought to you by blackburniancoffee.com Large, Recurring donations go here: www.patreon.com/birdsport  Please buy all the things mentioned in this episode.