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If you know someone who’s highly ‘Prankable’, tell us about them. Send us an email to darrens@kfm.co.za then catch Whackhead’s Prank Call on Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin and Sibs at 08:10, every weekday morning, only on Kfm 94.5.
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Ever wondered how a prank call goes when the prankster has all the wrong information? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers comedy gold in this KFM Mornings exclusive as he poses as an estate manager confronting a resident about unpaid electricity bills. What starts as a call based on incorrect details quickly spirals into absurd accusations - from speeding violations and spying on sunbathing neighbors to kicking dogs and theft! The target's frustration builds to a breaking point as Wackhead piles on increasingly ridiculous claims, culminating in a satisfying explosion of anger when the victim realizes he's been pranked.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ever wondered what happens when random strangers get bombarded with the most ridiculous questions imaginable? Darren Wackhead Simpson's "Senseless Survey" on Kfm Mornings delivers exactly that - a hilarious segment where unsuspecting people attempt to answer questions that make absolutely no sense. From unconscious birds to civil wars and funeral bouquet tosses, this episode showcases how ordinary people react when confronted with extraordinary absurdity.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
In this hilarious episode of Kfm Mornings, host Darren "Wackhead" Simpson delivers another masterful prank call that leaves an innocent cleaning business owner absolutely terrified. When a wife and daughter request Wackhead to "make this dude sweat," he transforms into Detective Swanppula from Durbanville Police Station, convincing the poor man he's inadvertently cleaned up a crime scene and might be romantically involved with a pregnant client. The genuine panic in the victim's voice as he desperately tries to explain his legitimate cleaning business creates comedy gold for listeners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are you mysteriously losing data faster than you can say "refresh"? You're not alone. In this hilarious episode, we dive into the absurd world of "shared data plans" through a classic Whackhead Simpson prank call that will leave you questioning your cell phone contract and crying with laughter. Heinrich's frustration over his daughter's disappearing data takes an unexpected turn when he discovers his phone number isn't exclusively his anymore. What follows is a comedic three-way conversation between a confused customer, a fake Vodacom representative, and "Lips" - a woman who claims to have had the same number for years. The territorial dispute over a single phone number escalates into hilarious threats and misunderstandings that perfectly capture South African budget-saving creativity gone wrong. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Chat Line Chronicles Are you ready for another wild ride with the infamous Jennifer? In this latest episode of Darren Whackhead's prank calls on Kfm Mornings, Jennifer returns to the American chat line with her bizarre requests. This time, she convinces a 55-year-old wine drinker named Claude to perform increasingly strange wine-gargling antics while saying her name. From simple sips to full-on declarations of love through gurgles, Jennifer proves once again that she can get complete strangers to do almost anything. How far will she go in her quest to make fools of unsuspecting men? The answer is: ridiculously far. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ever wondered how many absurd questions a stranger will tolerate before hanging up? Kfm Mornings' Darren Whackhead Simpson puts this to the test in his hilarious "Senseless Survey" segment. The crew places their bets on how many bizarre questions the unsuspecting recipient will endure, creating a game within the prank that keeps listeners guessing along with the team. This episode features a particularly patient caller who weathers a storm of ridiculous inquiries ranging from military-trained dolphins to the intelligence of smartphones. The genuine confusion in the caller's voice as Wackhead delivers each increasingly nonsensical question creates comedy gold that will have you laughing out loud during your morning commute. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Imagine planning your dream wedding dress for years, meticulously attending fittings for months, only to receive a devastating call three weeks before your big day. That's exactly what happened in this hilarious prank call where Darren "Whackhead" Simpson convinces a bride-to-be that her pristine white wedding dress has been ruined at the dry cleaners. The victim's emotional journey from confusion to absolute fury makes this one of Kfm Mornings' most cringe-worthy and entertaining pranks yet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
In this hilarious episode of Whackhead Simpson's famous crank calls on Kfm Mornings, a wealthy watch collector becomes the target of an elaborate prank. The victim, a man who owns a prestigious Panerai timepiece worth nearly half a million rand, receives a call claiming his luxury watch sent for servicing has been identified as counterfeit and destroyed. What unfolds is an explosive reaction as the collector's pride and reputation come under fire, leading to threats, name-dropping the police commissioner, and a masterclass in high-end watch owner outrage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ever received a call about debt you never incurred? In this hilarious episode of Darren Whackhead's famous prank calls, we dive into the all-too-common South African experience of identity theft. When Clayeron Howard receives yet another call about an account she never opened, her patience has finally run out. What follows is an explosive exchange where accusations fly, names are questioned, and frustration reaches comical heights before the big reveal. The hosts share their own identity theft stories - from mysterious phone contracts to bank accounts opened in their names - highlighting how widespread this issue has become in South Africa. "It's part of growing up in South Africa. Once in your lifetime you will experience something like this," one host remarks, capturing the unfortunate reality many listeners will relate to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ever wondered about the strange questions that can catch people off guard? In this hilarious episode, we dive into Darren Whackhead Simpson's "Senseless Survey" on Kfm Mornings, where unsuspecting individuals are bombarded with bizarre, philosophical, and downright absurd questions. From contemplating neck fat rolls to password security analogies, this comedic experiment reveals just how far people's patience extends when faced with increasingly ridiculous inquiries. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Whackhead strikes again with another side-splitting prank call on KFM mornings! In this episode, he creates chaos by simultaneously calling two different "massage therapists" from online classified ads and connecting them together. What follows is a hilariously awkward exchange as both professionals—clearly offering very different types of "services"—try to figure out who called whom and what exactly the other person is selling. The confusion escalates quickly as one massage provider insists "this is a commercial proposition" while the other keeps repeating "big bums" and discussing payment arrangements. Their miscommunication creates comedy gold as they debate who pays whom, with one firmly stating, "I don't pay people. I get paid." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ever wondered what happens when a self-proclaimed "doctor of husbandry" attempts marriage counseling? This episode takes you on a wild ride as Darren "Whackhead" Simpson impersonates a marriage counselor in one of his infamous pranks. With fifteen years of marriage under his belt, he believes he's qualified to mediate relationship disputes—much to the skepticism of everyone around him. The prank unfolds when our host calls an unsuspecting man, claiming to have his fiancée in a counseling session. What starts as an attempt to address workplace jealousy quickly spirals into a chaotic exchange filled with spelling corrections, inappropriate comments, and escalating threats. The "counselor's" unorthodox approach might be questionable, but the results are undeniably entertaining.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ever wonder what happens when your mother-in-law decides to book the same honeymoon destination as you? Darren "Wackhead" Simpson delivers another masterful prank call that explores this nightmare scenario. A soon-to-be-married couple discovers their future mother-in-law has booked a trip to Mauritius during their honeymoon, claiming she'll stay "on the bottom end of the island" while they're "on the top." The tension escalates quickly as the prankster, posing as an Air Mauritius employee, attempts to change flight dates, revealing family dynamics that are both cringe-worthy and hilariously relatable. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays the role of an insufferable head of customer relations who turns a simple insurance complaint into comedy gold. What begins as a reasonable call about rising premiums quickly descends into personal attacks about takeout habits, smoking, and even the caller's name. The unsuspecting "Tammy" goes from mild frustration to absolute fury as Darren deliberately pushes every button possible. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ever wondered what happens when a prankster with a penchant for peculiar requests meets unsuspecting callers on a free chat line? In this hilariously awkward episode, we follow "Jennifer" - the alter ego of radio host Darren "Wackhead" Simpson - as she navigates a conversation with a lonely truck driver named Kevin. What begins as a standard chat line interaction quickly evolves into an international tour of accents, revealing just how far someone will go to impress a stranger they believe to be "super hot."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
In this hilarious episode, radio prankster Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers a gut-punch prank call to a South African man who's immigrating to Australia. Posing as "Lester Fenwick" from the Australian Department of Foreign Affairs, Whackhead confronts the unsuspecting victim about his suspicious travel patterns to countries like Egypt, Dubai, and New York. What follows is an increasingly absurd interrogation where the caller repeatedly accuses the man of being a drug smuggler, asking him about various substances supposedly hidden in uncomfortable places during his travels. The tension builds as the bewildered victim desperately tries to defend himself, offering to show his pay slips and even brings his wife to prove they're "good people." Just when the man reaches his breaking point, Wackhead reveals it's all a prank organized by the victim's family as a going-away present before his move to Perth.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson strikes again! This time, he pretends to be an attorney collecting outstanding TV licence fees from a man who really doesn’t want to pay. The result? Absolute chaos and classic Whackhead humour. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Yet another repeat. So annoying.
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legend!