The Clown Is Down

Vasecto-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! We did it! We held hands in a hospital room and said our goodbyes to our vas deferenseseses. Keith and Pete dish on all the details of what it is like to go under the knife and get a Vasectomy. Tune in! Snippitty Snip Snip Snip!    Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )

Robots. Why are you not what we expected you to be? Join us for one of many discussions on this ever evolving world of AI. Wait, that sounds too serious. Join us as we try to figure out why movies lied to us about our robotic future (with exception to Blade Runner).   Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )

A Snake, a Robot and a Skeleton walk into a bar. The snake hisses, the Robot beeps, and the Skeleton rattles. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" It's always funnier in my head. Luckily Keith and Pete are here to entertain you with a new episode! Tune in as the clowns talk about which of your favorite 80's cartoon villains would be in charge if they banded together.   Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )  

*Cough**Cough* Hello? Oh hi there. The clowns are fine. How are you? Read any good books lately? play any video games? What about comics? any of them make it to the big screen? What about the small screen? How do you feel about that? Wait, before you answer, listen to this.  P.S. Mild Spoilers for the last of us between 10minutes and 13 minutes. Word.   Host: Keith and Pete   Written by: Keith and Pete   Edited by: Keith   Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper       Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... ) Intense Suspense by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/   Artist: http://audionautix.com/

Farewell and aideu to you, costumed players! Hello! The clown is still here. They were just down at the Con, Dragon Con that is, having a rootin' tootin' good ole time. Join Keith and Pete as they recap their con experience and ramble on about other con related things. P.S. they escaped the con crud P.P.S. Keith may have learned English from Foghorn Leghorn.

Hi everybody! Your hosts are not done talking about toilet paper yet! (Well at least Keith isn't.)Tune in and maybe you'll learn a new way to wipe or even a new topping for your favorite meat tube on a bun. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )

We love animals. We truly do. Some are just dumber than others. Just pointing that out. No hate. This will be the first of many dives into the animal kingdom. So join us as we discuss clumsy bears and Keith's fascination with hoof doctors.  P.S. Cargo Shorts RULE!!!   Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )

Test audiences (of one) agree that this is the Dad-est of episodes. Its the Daddest Dad that ever Dadded. Prepare for particulars and habits cause thats what your gonna hear!   Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )

Some arguments in life can't be won. These un-winnable subjects bring out the beast in the portion of society that is against them. Religion. Politics. Sugar in grits. None of it compares to the Anti Leaf Blower crowd. Here is our defense.     Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )

Meow? Vroom! Shut up. When you're too tired to think and then you try to talk. That's what this episode should be about. Enjoy. Word. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )

Reboot, remake: which is which? It's so simple that it's confusing. One thing we do know is there is no shortage of Batman and it would be cool to ride a horse to work. Word. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )

AAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDD were back. The Clown was on break over the holidays. We're here now to fill your ears with thoughts of broken promises, buns, hygiene, tornados and sharks.  Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )

It is now time for your feature presentation. Remember to silence your cell phones and shut your pie hole. Yep, we started going back to the movie theaters. The only problem is the bad habits of others followed us in. Tune in as Keith and Pete ask the question, "Why are you here?" Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )

Darling Fascist Bully Boy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman. Neil. Oh wait-this probably doesn't make sense to you. It also didn't make sense to our very special guest KRYSTY! She has never seen The Young Ones and Krysty! sat through all two seasons for us just so she could give us her opinion. Join us as we introduce one of the greatest T.V. series of all time The Young Ones to the younger generation. Will it hold up? Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )

Stop it! Why you do that? What are you eating? Let me try. Well that sums up this episode. Tune in to the Clown Is Down and maybe YOU can help Keith and Pete solve the riddle of - "The Chili Bandit." Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )

Ugh. Sigh. Seriously? Are you really surprised? COME ON! Whatever. Does your brain ever say these things while watching a movie? You're not alone. Tune in and listen as Pete and Keith ramble on about tired scenes on screens. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )

Wanna hear us talk about something really scary? So do we. What you're going to get is Keith and Pete rambling on about our anxieties of making returns to the store on purchases made on the self checkout lane. Oh, and they talk about hats.   Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )

What up? It's October. It's the most wonderful time of the year with the kids screaming and yelling While masked ones be scaring and campfires be blazing with fear its the most wonderful time of the year! Join Keith and Pete as they talk about what's on everyones mind this month. Pre 90's horror movie slashers! Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )

Should you, or should you not pull out that is the question, Whether 'tis nobler to suffer through another light cycle  The green arrows of fortune Or to pull out and block a sea of traffic. What is going on? Tune in and find out how Keith and Pete feel about traffic light etiquette. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )

Sidekicks. Annoying or useful? Tune in as Pete and Keith talk about  the second half of their favorite heroes. Will you agree? Probably not. word. Host: Keith and Pete Written by: Keith and Pete Edited by: Keith Podcast Consulting: Susan Cooper Intro music by: Circus Tent - Netherworld Shanty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... )