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We recorded this 2-3 weeks ago and Aleks' forgot to edit and post. So I'm going to instead post lyrics from Christopher Cross' hit "Sailing":
Well, it's not far down to paradise
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find tranquility
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me
It's not far to never never land
No reason to pretend
And if the wind is right you can find the joy
Of innocence again
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
Soon I will be free
We are finally back, mostly because Chip has been busy and we're both quite bitter about our records. This week we burrow deep into Aleks' team and their deep sorrow. And somehow he's doing very good. We shred/enliven his team and discuss some overall themes in fantasy baseball in 2022, especially the challenge in trading players. We note the upcoming schedule and our upcoming fishing expedition. You don't want to miss this week. Or miss it. What do we care?
This week we recap the extended Chicago Beef League Week 1, we discuss troubling trends in fantasy baseball and pleasant surprises. A brief preview of Week 2, followed by a new RAPID FIRE segment. Then Chip wants to know if the new IT movies are appropriate for his kids to watch. You don't want to miss this week.
And one of us is optimistic and the other has serious concerns. Tune in for that and our discussion of top five free agents. Our first 30 minute episode so NO EXCUSES!
Well well well. Chip wins the 2021 Chicago Beef league championship, Aleks accuses Chip of poisoning and we finally end the podcast hiatus. We're BACK and better* than ever. We discuss how the season (magically) ended and potential categories needing replacement (ahem: wins, barf). We kindly note how Suneel sucks, briefly note our keepers and the implications of the upcoming MLB lockout of players. We end by discussing our newfound love of the Seattle Kraken, admiration of Edmonton Oilers and the brief re-emergence of the Bulls.
* - or worse possibly for Aleks.
Buckle up. This is the penultimate episode of the 2021 Chicago Beef League championship. We talk last week's fiasco/shocker, and then this week RAPTUROUS* MATCHUPS: Brutes vs Ferni. Canucks vs Crips. Where true heroes are born. We finish up with an extensive conversation about sandwiches, and what else, Sarkis (Lorettas and Disasters).
* - I typed it first cuz it sounds fun, then looked it up to find it means "characterized by, feeling, or expressing great pleasure or enthusiasm". Fitting. Blind squirrel finds another nut.
As the Beef League season comes to a close chaos is in the air. Join your favorite hosts Aleks & Chip for a breakdown of what the hell happened in Beef last week. Your hosts stumble around possible playoff seeding scenarios as they discuss this week's matchups. And then get some parenting advice from Chip. You won't want to miss this.
We ramble. I cut out nearly thirty minutes. You're welcome. In addition to that, we recap Beef League week 19, discuss Beef League week 20, and preview Beef League week 21. And more trivia from Chip.
Guest: Vishnu, Owner and GM of Spearmint Rhino. Loose agenda as the international man of mystery weaves stories & facts amongst topics like Week 18 discussion/trade deadline/asking vishnu to sell, next week matchups, Michigan football, Chicago Bears, Geckos, Vishnu's impending move to downtown Chicago and eventually support of the 2021 White Sox.
SPECIAL EPISODE: Live from Alaska, post-fishing & Earthquake/Tsunami. BRIEF recap (over 30 min) of experience in Alaska that I'm sure everyone will find riveting. Week 17 recap, trade discussions and Week 18 outlook.
Guest: Chen, Owner and GM of Crips. This week's matchups. Why Chen can't draft. Next week outlook. Finish with Lightning Round and Chip's Q&A of Chen.
Why are children trying to drown Chip? Chip's brisket preferences. A scalped hen. Week 14 recap. Preview of the annual All-Star short week. Mid-Season MVPs, Cy Youngs, and ROYs. Home Run Derby and All-Star game predictions.
Beef League Week 13! Our guest this week is none other than Ken, manager of the Mexikens. We start w/ scoreboard check-in on current matchups in week 13, and upcoming matchups in week 14 PLUS the implications of the All-Star Break. Aleks shares a chick update and Chip rambles on about the International draft and players coming from Asia vs the Caribbean. Plus a lot of chatter on Joey Gallo and Aleks' arch-nemesis, Jason Kipnis. We close with an articulate discussion on gardening and the finer elements of cheese sauce, jolly ranchers, Charleston Chew and other fine Halloween candy. Dig in. You want it.
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Beef League Week 12! No guest but we effectively spend nearly 2 hours discussing amongst other things Kevin Gausman and Kindergarten Cop. And Week 13 matchups.
Post questions to chicagobeefleague@gmail.com or just berate Chip with insults. Your choice.
NOTE: Chip's audio is a work-in-progress (as is everything in his life), but progress > perfect! No relegation, yet.
Beef League Week 11! Scoreboard check-in on current matchups. Week 12 match ups! PREDICTIONS! How are injured keepers driving the standings? GUEST: Zavo, owner of the fine collection of talent known as Swing & Miss.
Post questions to chicagobeefleague@gmail.com!
NOTE: Apologies for Chip's poor audio quality, he will be disciplined without pay for 1 week and may be relegated with further future infractions.
Beef League Week 10! Scoreboard check-in on current matchups. Week 11 Preview! Reflect on league standings and potential moves. Baseball Injuries & managing your roster. Random fodder: Mental Floss Top 30 Action Movies: https://twitter.com/mental_floss/status/1402339191237877764?s=20
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Beef League Week 9! Status update on current matchups including the EPIC DUEL of Ferni vs Brutes. Week 10 preview! Story on Dan as a 1990s KWBA commissioner. Guest: Josh (Thomas The Tank Ain't Got Nothin' On Me)
FWIW photo inspiring my random "Cueto Dead on a Horse" comment....https://celebs.infoseemedia.com/johnny-cueto/johnny-cueto-with-his-pet-horse/
The standards: week 8 update (parity!) & week 9 previews (sneak peak of our epic matchup). Special Guest: The Man, Myth, Legend, THE Lo McDonald...Architect & GM of Real Girls Going Wild
The standards: week 7 update, week 8 preview. Chip's Angle (a/k/a another excuse why FW is losing). Special: MAILBAG.
The standards: deep dive into week 6, preview of week 7 matchups and predictions. Chip's Angle. Special Rivalry Week Guest: Suneel "Sunny Sixkiller" Sharma (Team Sunicle).





