Messages from Antler

Antler talks about her phone, the InvisiPhone (which doesn't actually exist).  

Antler is back.  Today, she talks about books, motorcycles, and glass.

For this week's episode, Antler's message is released as an ad.  Antler talks about water-proof faces and releases the lyrics to her parody of Old Town Road... which she made years ago.

Antler talks about humanity's obsession with undead cats, while you attempt to prove yourself as a power user.

Antler discusses junk found, as well as riding a bike and psi.

Antler makes Pokémon jokes and claims that she only recently learned how to open a bag of chips.

It's summer, so Antler has a bunch of jokes to share and enjoy.

It almost seems like the topic of this episode is nerds... but not quite.  It's more of a combination of random stuff, such as a rip-off of Pokemon called Nerd Wars, a sticker, yellow grape eyes, and an edible two-dimensional object.  Will you ever learn, Antler? Tags: music man, op, overpowered, math teacher, classroom floor, science stats, property of somebody, random clarinet background music, poem, poetic, land of dreams, b-breathe, military time, grocery store, market

Antler is on the cable.  She talks about popcorn, and, of course, is interrupted by an ad,  then finishes with a poem which seems to have been made during a time without inspiration.

Antler discusses the "coolness" of improv,  non-ode poems,  and pickel jars.

Antler talks about how to incorporate random objects in a joke.

This toxin kills thousands of people every year, and yet its threats aren't widely known.  Antler discusses this and why information about its dangers are so hard to find.

In this episode, Antler shares what has happened to Moose, her genius creator.  This episode is the finale of the Moose trilogy.

Antler talks about big news and makes jokes.

The fake Antler tries to replicate her tactic she used last time, and Antler's identity is revealed.  // Part 2 of the Moose Trilogy.

Antler makes an episode without the AI knowing... Antler proceeds as normal, making a joke about retainers, sobbing tooth fairies, and proposing orthodontists, then recites a poem they made about Antler's escape route. //Half-sequel of - redacted - !

I'm sorry, but you cannot access this episode right now. // Part 1 of the Moose trilogy: Antler has been replaced! Tags: computers, code, story, generated AI, firewall, skirmish, binary, platform, oh no Antler is in trouble please help, access, compromised, humor, error 404

Boy, does Antler have a lot of these... today, Antler talks about her newly finished embroidery project.

Antler talks about paintings and Frida Kahlo.

Antler discusses the difference between noodles and spaghetti, as well as recites a found poem from Elie Wiesel's night.