F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
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Welcome to F*ck Buddies (@Fck_Buddies), the dating and sex advice podcast setting out to smash toxic masculinity and rape culture. We’re here to answer all of your sticky, sexy questions! With hosts Dain Miller (@TheDainiac) and Niall Spain (@NiallSpain). Submit your questions by e-mailing fbuddiespodcast@gmail.com!
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I honestly can't remember what Dragon Pouch means or how we got there and I'm holidays, so you can't make me figure it out.
Studies have been done by all the top science research places: blue balls are an entirely made up thing. Don't try to argue with us, argue with SCIENCE. Topics include team building in the worst way possible, deck the halls with balls of blue, breast reduction woes.
Dain's New Year's Resolution is to stop suggesting that performing Mortal Kombat fatalities is a solution to your problems. Topics include dude, where's my car? The important of ball play, a pre-exclusivity fling, and bringing a cool vibe to a sex party.
It's time to throw the "Let Them" Theory into the trash where it belongs and start taking life, and your relationships, by the reins with a very simple question: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! Learn how to embrace bravery and become the master of your own destiny by asking: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?
If you're not going to drop at least $1.2 MILLION dollars on me PER DATE, I'm going to doubt your commitment. Topics include how to hunt down your set up, blowjob pains, a very expensive first date, to use hands or not to use hands.
This week's episode is a little shorter than usual due to technical difficulties and Dain being bad at math. Topics include missing the giant hint, getting to the sex phase, deciding to break wind or a promise, and the value of rough oral sex.
It's time once again to beg at the Altar of Beast in order to be thrown just enough scraps to continue our meager existence. Topics include a beastly missed opportunity, creating a safe sexual environment, budget conscious condoms, the boy ain't alright.
Mess with the bull and you'll get the horns especially if you're a big city woman who's too focused on her career to find love. Topics include post sex shit-tests, long tongue but bad technique, a shaved butthole, irritated over old nudes.
You know that feeling when you hear a song and then you make that whole song your personality for awhile? Maybe be a little more discerning with what song you're choosing...
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Better start wearing a raincoat whenever you see me out in public because when I'm holding a hand... NOBODY IS SAFE. Topics include how to be mysterious in the age of social media, playing dead, a damp pant situation, when to transition to casual dates.
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Don't you hate it when your stupid kid just exists and totally blows up your spot? Topics include pirate re-population, sex inhibiting breast size, a surprise son, date burn out.
There is nothing sex about a Ziploc bag... UNLESS it's one of those ones with the slidey-closer thing. Those ones are HOT. Topics include oral hygiene wake up call, celibate Tinder match, get your ex back with no contact, preparing your sex baggie.
Niall is on vacation this week, so we're digging into the Patreon vaults to treat you to a little movie review of the unhinged teen romance movie My Fault.
There are a few exceptions to the rule and one of them is always if it's A Walk to Remember situation. Topics include contractually obligated angry sex, impatient partner, never split the party, when do you know.
Lock and load has never been a more gross turn of phrase. Topics include the clean vs dirty debate, if he wanted to: he would, recording your dates for AI approval, a ghost tale as old as time.
Unfortunately, Dr. Goon is all booked up for appointments for the next month. I can refer you to another Penis MD, if you'd like. Topics include date ideas for the broken armed, refusing to sleep in a sex stained bed, did you sleep with Dead Greg, and turning physical attraction into love.
This week we go off script and give you dating advice based on the grim things we've seen as bartenders and servers.
RPG!!!!
If you saw me outside your home staring into your windows from the street... no, you didn't. Topics include a drive-by creeping, an exciting new masturbation technique, channeling your inner Moody, and pity sex.
If you're concerned about Dain's energy in this episode, just remember he's shirtless. That should explain everything. Topics include using Snapchat as a cold-call dating app, the mystery behind two hour sessions, info dumped on the Tea app, and being a starfish.
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