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A daily podcast delving into the dumbest thing on every goddamn page of the 3rd Edition Dungeons & Dragons Player’s Handbook.
Email: megadumbcast@gmail.com
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell animal friendship from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell analyze dweomer from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
For my source on Gygax's novel use of "dweomer," check out the article "From the Dungeon to the Dictionary" at The Phrontistery: https://phrontistery.info/disq6.html
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the many trap-you-forever spells on the Sorcerer/Wizard spell list from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the legacies of the many named spellcasters who contributed to the Sorcerer/Wizard spell list from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the portion of the Sorcerer/Wizard spell list on page 169 in Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
This episode includes "teleportation door sound effect" by freesoundeffect.net (this is the attribution that I have on record, but the site seems to be defunct)
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the Ranger spell list from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
To submit your beholder noise for a future MDC episode, check out the free Patreon post at https://www.patreon.com/posts/call-for-151809523
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the Paladin spell list from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I conclude a multi-day series of episodes grading the Cleric Domains from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. This episode includes the Water Domain, identifies the dumbest thing on the page, and determines who is the dumbest god to worship (according to arguably flawed metrics).
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In which I continue a multi-day series of episodes grading the Cleric Domains from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. This episode includes the Protection, Strength, Sun, Travel, Trickery, and War Domains (and identifies the dumbest thing on the page, naturally).
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In which I continue a multi-day series of episodes grading the Cleric Domains from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. This episode includes the Good, Healing, Knowledge, Law, Luck, Magic, and Plant Domains (and identifies the dumbest thing on the page, naturally).
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In which I continue a multi-day series of grading the Cleric Domains of Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. This episode includes the Animal, Chaos, Death, Destruction, Earth, Evil, and Fire Domains (and identifies the dumbest thing on the page, naturally).
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In which I begin a multi-day series of grading the Cleric Domains of Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. This episode includes the Air Domain and, along the way, identifies the dumbest thing about it.
If you'd like to hear some talk about deities and their Domains in my bonus episode about Creating a Sex Goddess with Opal Aberdeen, sign up at the $3 level at patreon.com/megadumbcast; it's a higher-tier episode because it features some sexy in-character pictures of Opal in-character as the deity Ilyana. If you'd like to see Opal's other work, check out onlyfans.com/opal_aberdeen.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the Cleric spell list from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss sepia snake sigil and the dumbness it reveals about the Bard class on page 160 of Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss grease, the dumbest inclusion on the Bard spell list on page 159 of Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss disbelief, the dumbest thing about the rules for Illusion magic in Chapter Ten: Magic in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the in-fiction explanation (and questionable ethics) of summoning spells described in Chapter Ten: Magic in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the rules for divine spell preparation in Chapter Ten: Magic in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the rules for writing spells into spellbooks in Chapter Ten: Magic in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the recent casting limit on spell preparation as described in Chapter Ten: Magic in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
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RE bugs in trenchcoats, I thought of the disguised ants in the animated series of The Tick: https://the-tick-animated.fandom.com/wiki/Ants https://the-tick-animated.fandom.com/wiki/Ants?file=Antbarbara.png
This guy is such a whiny rules-lawyer. A GM can change or rearrange ANYTHING they want. I can see this dude trying to correct the GM. Pushes his glasses up his nose, 'actually his character can't take boxing... according to page 185, paragraph 4, line 3.