The Chat

Hey podsters, We're back with a fresh new coat of paint. Come listen to us ramble on about the Marvel universe in prep for Black Panther (whenever it comes out), and get chased out by campus security at the end. Mwah

Hey Chatsters. This ep we chat about the Superbowl and Matt talks for 50 mins and then tries to talk over me for the other 10. Love ya    https://www.facebook.com/TheChatAU/ https://twitter.com/thechatau  

We bring this ep to you behind enemy lines but without being done by security or sitting in our car. Black Panther is a sick movie and we go against the grain and dont spoil it and instead talk about our new mixer and like Sherlock Holmes or something. Anyway, enjoy.

666 its the number of FUN!! Jk its the number of the devil. We don't mention that in this ep, that's a freebie, but nonetheless its The Devil ep. That fun-loving, misunderstood 3-headed fellow with bat-wings for beards. We sold our soul to him for this ep cos there's now 67% less interrupting, less um's, and less blatantly running out of things to talk about. Enjoy, and if we don't make it to the next ep, then you know The Devil is real.

A little late on this one, had to declassify this episode. We talk all things sneaky and espionage in an edevour to be activated as assets. 

A special little ep for y'all today: we investigate the secrets behind fashion shows... sort of. Mainly we just talk about the fact we actually went to one and a bunch of other shite about comedy or something you know the drill. Stay safe out there.

Doo doodoo doo doo dooo. Thats right its Harry Potter ladies and gentlemen. We're out here on this podcast going nuts, magicking, brooming, all that jazz. Listen in and shout out to those British listeners, I apologise for my attempts at an accent.

'Sex murder party. Sex murder party.' Gorillaz, 'Sex murder party', 2017. Thats right folks it's a riverdale ep because we forgot to do research for the topic we planned. Heavy spoilers for both seasons and also like a bit for gossip girl, you've been warned. Jacob also goes blue forcing some censoring but til next time, on the Chat...  

This week we (Matt) talks about sports for a bit, specifically the NCAA basketball tournament. Also catch our first ever segment with a catchy new stinger thats one for the ages. PS those non-sports fans don't be concerned its wasnt the deepest of dives into sports cause we know you're out there hating on sports.

This week we try to contain ourselves and discuss the great John Wick movie series. Admittedly we drooled a little over Mr Reeves, sorry not sorry. Jacob also steps up this week with his first segment. Finally we have a PSA that will save everyone. Enjoy oxox 

Hey whats up guys we like sandwhiches on this one. Otherwise known as sangas, sandwhiches are an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with a filling between them, eaten as a light meal. Find out more facts like that in the attached podcast. Also we talk for like 20 mins about what our names are in italian too enjoy.

An unhappy Jacob and Matt, talk about the bachelor life or at least try to while Jacob sagotages the recording blaming him drinking coffee again. We promise to be better for Infinity Wars next week.

The BOYS kick back and discuss Infinity War (Spoiler Free!!) for about 10 minutes and then discuss deep philosophical theorems like should CW Actors be banned from the MCU (Yes), and whether or not duelling should be re-introduced into the Law of the land (Yes). Kick back with a few BREWSKIES and absolutely VEG out, siblings.

The boys had some equipment issues this week but should be back next week, so in the meantime here's an episode they prepared earlier on a topic they both know probably too well all things considered. So here's our analysis of season one of the greatest show ever How I Met Your Mother.

If you weren't convinced these two boys knew how to fricking PAR-TaY then you will be now. They talk clubbing and why clubbing is shit unless you're blind drunk and/or at a gay club. Catch ya on the flipside friendos   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs8yZ5-aiSnTNRqNBVSMA0Q  

This week we forget whatever the topic was and talked about androids for like 40 minutes. Don't worry we planned this, it was intentional. We won't start forgetting the topic every week, we promise. We promise.

The wait is over. Jacob and Matthew sit down for a chat over the most celebrated wedding of the year, the ROYAL WEDDING. Hot takes are given, tangents are explored, the Royal Family is trashed. A real exploration of the classic tropes of The Chat, while also offering deconstruction and analysis. The Queen is 92

The original description of this episode was going to be "Jacob tries to get Matt into Hip Hop while Matt tries to get over how white Jacob is." However, a more accurate description of this episode is "listen to the first 20 minutes and then skip to the last 10 (where Jacob has an existential crisis), the times when the episode is actually entertaining and Matt isn't sabotaging it." God forgive us for this one.

So the system has let us down once again and left us with only half of our recording session from today. Here's what we could salvage hope you enjoy this bonus content, season two of HIMYM will be avaliable tomorrow. We will switch things up for next week so this won't be an issue going forward. Regards, The Chat team.

The boys have more technical difficulty, so we continue their series on the greatest show ever in their humble opinions. So as promised here is their thoughts on HIMYM season two.