Golden Truths: An Umineko Podcast

The difficulty level is standard. We might as well at least start by taking the easy road. Put on a pot of black tea and join us as we step into the world of Rokkenjima, October 1986. The economy is booming, the leaves are falling, and the witches are setting up their elaborate serial murders. Discover the answers to exciting questions like: how fake is Hideyoshi's accent? Is Rudolf a gamer? And how do you pronounce ベアトリーチェ?   Hosted and Produced by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal) Cover art by Grace Hobson Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

The gameboard is set. How will the pieces make their moves? We sip our tea and watch as murder after murder takes place, until it finally ends with the witch's victory. Anna shows off her deep knowledge of mid-2000s Newgrounds games, Matt solves another Gohda-based mystery, and Izzy walks us through the merits of self-cremation.   Hosted and Produced by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal) Cover art by Grace Hobson Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

The difficulty level is extreme. The Witch intends to make you surrender all at once. Let's get serious, ok? Beatrice opens the second game in top form, murdering in ways seemingly fully impossible, and even giving us a glimpse at life before the gameboard. Matt details more spicy Gohda takes, Jenn revels in Kanon headkanons, and Izzy finds a new strategy: utter denial.   Show Notes Matt's Crazy Fucking Notes TACO CIRCULATION   Hosted and Produced by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal) Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_) Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

The difficulty level is equal. Equal for both you and the Witch. This one's coming in hot, folks. The third game begins, with both Battler and Beatrice developing new strategies to back the other into a corner. Jenn gets on her soapbox, Anna discovers a new wife, and new cohost Caelum find a few holes in the beautiful tapestry that is Beato's Trick.   Show Notes PC Eva Culprit Reveal (Mute Recommended) Console Eva Culprit Reveal Colin Spacetwinks' Umineko Let's Play @catboydetective Beelzebub Checks Gohda's Pulse   Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal) Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_) Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

The difficulty level depends on you. The manner in which you've fought until now will greatly influence the difficulty of this game. Who aaam I? A new piece takes center stage, offering a new perspective on Beatrice's game as the Question Arcs reach their climax. Caelum teaches everyone about chuunibyous, Izzy starts her numbered list of Umineko Saddest Moments, and Anna laments the shortsightedness and too-horny-ness of Umineko theorists past.   Show Notes Sakutaro :) (Console) Fucked Up Maria Face (Really. CW Blood, Odontophobia) Kinzo Face (Console) (Pachinko)   Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal) Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_) Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki Discode composed by CAP, performed by Kanae Sakura