Life on Neopets That You Love

Do you know how much Asparagus costs?   You'll need to know if you want to unlock this avatar! Hi! I'm Shploofs, a content creator based in Austin, Texas.   I am all about helping you create a life on Neopets that you love! Contact: ▸ email | kimberly@shploofs.com ▸ twitch | http://www.twitch.tv/shploofs ▸ tiktok | http://www.tiktok.com/@shploofs ▸ twitter | http://twitter.com/shploofs ▸ instagram | http://instagram.com/shploofs ▸ Neopets referral link | http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=shploofs

We knew this day would come.   The fate of our website is in YOUR hands.   Here is the tea on the Neopets Beta website! *aggressively sips* Hi! I'm Shploofs, a content creator based in Austin, Texas.   I am all about helping you create a life on Neopets that you love! Contact: ▸ email | kimberly@shploofs.com ▸ twitch | http://www.twitch.tv/shploofs ▸ tiktok | http://www.tiktok.com/@shploofs ▸ twitter | http://twitter.com/shploofs ▸ instagram | http://instagram.com/shploofs ▸ Neopets referral link | http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=shploofs

Something has Happened! Your pet has come down with a bad case of "Sneezles".    Do you have what it takes to defeat Meuka and be a boss in the battledome?  Let's unlock another avatar! Hi! I'm Shploofs, a content creator based in Austin, Texas.   I am all about helping you create a life on Neopets that you love! Contact: ▸ email | kimberly@shploofs.com ▸ twitch | http://www.twitch.tv/shploofs ▸ tiktok | http://www.tiktok.com/@shploofs ▸ twitter | http://twitter.com/shploofs ▸ instagram | http://instagram.com/shploofs ▸ Neopets referral link | http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=shploofs

Annoyed by prince charming's lack of hustle? Sometimes you have to kiss a few mortogs to find your prince.   Let me teach you how to get the "kiss the mortog" avatar on Neopets.com!  Hopefully, with my help, you'll never have to kiss another mortog EVER again...   Note: The Kiss the Mortog game is only available on Neopets classic at this time. The functionality has not been transferred to beta.      Hi! I'm Shploofs, a content creator based in Austin, Texas.   I am all about helping you create a life on Neopets that you love!     Contact:  ▸ email | kimberly@shploofs.com  ▸ twitch | http://www.twitch.tv/shploofs  ▸ tiktok | http://www.tiktok.com/@shploofs  ▸ twitter | http://twitter.com/shploofs  ▸ instagram | http://instagram.com/shploofs  ▸ Neopets referral link | http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=shploofs