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Join Emily (and her vape), and Kyla (and her wine glass) for a minimally edited exploration of songs, movies, and shows that leave us with a lot more questions than answers. It’s basically a night with your besties without you needing to put on pants, or participate in the conversation! Have I mentioned we’re really funny?
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It’s. Our. ONE-HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!!!! And we are celebrating this momentous milestone with so many silly surprises! Emily and Ky are cross-faded and recording in person with the assistance of a random-ass soundboard they googled that has Emily crying in the first two minutes, then Ky launches a brand new common podcast event song, then it’s off to the first ever live-recorded Wine Weed Weird Field Trip because who is guesting on our 100th episode but the motherfucking Corpse Flower!!!! Emily and Ky called her into bloom in episode two of this season, and with just a couple eps to go, here she is! They share their whole journey from lamps for tramps to orchid show, from rain forest to desert, from corpse flower to bathroom break…right up until both their phones are about to die. Then back in the studio, they report on what went down next, and share the greatest 100th Episode gift they could imagine. All of us at Wine Weed Weird Headquarters are beyond thrilled and thankful to have shared this adventure with all of you. Stay with us. Who knows what the next 100 episodes will bring!
Emily and Ky are dedicated to bringing you holiday joy, anytime, anywhere. They can do it in a van! They can do it! Yes they can! They can do it near, and far, but especially well right after closing down an open bar! Merry Christmas, Cephelopods! Today we're bringing you a truly unhinged version of a Christmas classic sung by one of the greats! And of course, Emily and Ky's version as well. You're not going to miss the special secret holiday party debrief, and it's crucial that you vote in our first ever host-only Wine, Weed Weird contest, or Emily and Ky will have to go do some type of drugs in some type of shop around the corner. We're all a little fuzzy on the details; just vote, man!
Maybe Emily spoke too soon. Maybe your boobs do have a job. We at Wine, Weed, Weird! hope they're raking it in! But if your boobs are sadly unemployed, perhaps you're in need of some beauty tips? Join Emily and Ky as they consider how applicable this advice really is, along with whether these two people are married or not, how pretty this other woman's hair is, just how much taller good posture can make one, and how to survive the harrowing transition from In the shower, to Out of the shower. Emily also shares a heartrending story of her very difficult childhood. Have fun!
Emily and Ky say, this movie is one to know about! Does 'awkward 90's anti-drug PSA' constitute a genre? Because it's Emily's favorite. Join Emily and Ky recording in person to discuss a movie they will be making everyone they know watch for years. Filled with twists and turns (he's got to get to school, but he's not a student! The kids he's talking to are HOW OLD??), a very particular era of computer animation, and info on exactly three very specific drugs, this is 22 minutes of never ending peak comedy and WTF moments! Watch it! It'll put you in the Major Leagues!
Join Emily and Ky for another music episode about a song by a guy who is definitely missing something, and a woman who we support. What is a sugar dumpling? Who is this song secretly about? Why is this episode a day late? No good reason: Emily just found it in drafts.
Could Abba have been Baab? Probably not, but Emily and Ky won't let that stop them from repeating a fun, new word! Is this actually the music video for "Chicatita"? No, but Emily and Ky aren't ones to let facts and information get in the way of a great episode! Join them for a discussion of the most disturbing snowman you've ever seen, a man who is absolutely lit, perhaps about his parliament sleeves, and the ultimate question: who is Chicatita???
Happy New Year, Cephalopods! Have you ever wondered why we celebrate the new year in the dead of winter right after Christmas? Honestly, we still don't really know why they committed to this choice, but you can join Emily and special guest co-host Teddy for a somewhat spotty historical exploration of the calendar we all use all over the world: The Gregorian Calendar! Was it invented by a groundhog? Why are some of the months named after numbers, but the never the right ones? How long have we been using this particular calendar? How did we used to reckon days in the winter? Emily and Teddy do, indeed, at least vaguely, answer some of these questions, but they also spend about half the show talking about ghosts! Thanks for listening in 2025, whether you've been around since season one, or just discovered us! Here's to so much more weirdness to help us make it through a 2026 that is unfortunately already turning out to be a doozy.
Season one was a different time...Emily and Ky were so young, so fresh, so guiddy...and they'd spent so little time delving into their religious trauma! In some ways, this was the episode that tilted the trajectory of Wine, Weed, Weird, so of course we gotta revisit it this Christmas season! Think about the story of Jesus, Mary, Joseph, some shephered and some wisemen, and we're going to insist, some farm animals, in a whole new way this year! Or an old way, if you're a long time listener. It'll be a nostalgic treat!
Ky is back, and she’s asking the real questions about Frosty: is John Deer in this movie? Did people keep children in school till Christmas Eve in the 60’s? And, where are Karen’s pants?? Emily has no answers, but she’s busy writing the claymation Frosty prequel featuring a psychological deep dive into the neglectful upbringing of bad magician, Professor Hinkle. (Professor of what??) Join them for a possession narrative that might also be a pro-life plot that moves lightning fast once a moral authority rabbit who’s bad at impressions takes the reins!
We've got a special Christmas surprise for the Cephalopods: Teddy is co-hosting this week!!! Of course, we all miss Ky's hot takes, but you can see her hot legs instead in Company XIV's Nutcracker Rouge!!! We'll be sure to have a special segment to hear her thoughts on this topic on our next episode, In the meantime, enjoy Teddy playing with a puppy, Emily flexing on how much more weird shit she's processed the last five years, immune system comparisons, and impromptu sermons. It's a weird one, and is it even about Christmas? Or is it about something...more? "For I do speak of my own accord..." -Jesus
Emily, Ky, and Garfield are all back this week as we jump forward a holiday right into Christmas Season!!! Why in the hell Did Jon celebrate Christmas with his family, but not Thanksgiving? Does this mean he and Liz are over? Explore these questions, plus: Garfield. Hedonist? Cynic? Anti-work icon? And, themes of grief and sexuality in 23-minute children's holiday specials. We also write two alternative childrens' Christmas books. Truly renaissance women!
Happy Thanksgiving, Cephelopods! And you are about to be thankful as fuck because Emily and Ky are debuting a brand new best friend of the Pod: Garfield!!! How have we slept on this guy for five seasons? Hello?? He is a cat?? Also the seemingly innocuous comic about a food-loving cat and his socially awkward owner is actually so weird??? What do you mean the writer admitted Jon Arbuckle might be a murderer? What happens when we just take Garfield out of the picture? What's weirder than a Thanksgiving feast first date? Why are we rewarding coercion in a kids' show? All this PLUS an important Thanksgiving safety PSA? Wow. Go leave us a five star review and a tip on buymeacoffee.com right now!
Fifty-five years ago this very month, The Highway Commission (Devision? Whatever) of the State of Oregon had a really, really bad idea. An idea that never should have made it out of the room, but somehow, it did. And thank God, a reporter and a news crew got down there to capture the calamity in real time, and then the internet was invented, and youtube, and now we can all watch this whenever we want. And trust us, you want. Once thought to be the stuff of urban legend, we now know that, yes, they blew up a fucking whale. Emily also tries a strange snack, more nostalgic snacks are discussed, and there's a cat. Enjoy!
Legend has it Emily and Ky are on the beach to this day...just two little frozen grapes in their no longer seasonally appropriate bikinis, trying to understand the alleged log flume ride. If you like amusement park background noise and the ocean as ASMR, you're going to love this episode, which starts as a tender exploration of Emily and Ky's baggage both silly, and vulnerable, and then goes off the rails pretty quickly into post-sunset Coney Island reflection. Does Ky pee during recording? Is Emily a woman of leisure? Would the people of r/hygiene come after both of them with pitchforks and torches? All will be revealed!
Maybe Emily and Ky's baggage is the friends they made along the way. Not just the people I’ll-advisedly assigning them jobs at the beach, but arrange men buying shots as bathroom passes, too. That sounds nice, but let’s be real: their baggage is their truly stunning inability to stay on topic for more than five seconds at a time to the extent that sober Emily had to pop in post to explain how the show actually works. Beach days are behind us, but at least you can watch Jerry Springer explain the most normal facts about women as deal breakers without a hint of irony!
Join Emily and Ky as they spitball down memory lane and explain all the reasons why they are canceled. There’s many great reasons to choose a costume: comfort, sluttiness, the desire to hide your face, a clever concept, but if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that laziness can lead to cultural appropriation, so make sure you phone it in with care! Happy Halloween, Cephalohaunts!
When you see claymation/stop motion animation Christmas characters, you know it's going to be good, and weird, and now we can all acknowledge the same truth for Halloween! Join Emily and Ky for a group project full of slackers, the massive plot twist that wasn't, unhinged sandwich oppinions, and songs that are not good, but kind of bangers at the same time. Who's the giant monkey? Why does everyone want the scientist's secrets? Why is everyone sharing rooms in a giant castle? What, actually, is going on at almost any point in this film? Your hosts are not going to find out.
Remember Season 1? We were so innocent, so fresh, so...exactly the same, lol. Do the time warp again with us this Spooky Season as we hearken back to an important episode from 2021! Why? Because people on the tiktok have just now figured out the monster mash may be something more exciting than a new dance craze. We'll be back with a brand new episode next week! Enjoy!
What is the unknown? It could be many things, but let’s just remind you that fingers are cancelled!!! Our silent horror commentary spooky season event continues this year, a mere three weeks after our annual beach day! Pull up that movie, and count down with us to half baked predictions, melodramatic reactions, and dubious insights combed from the Internet. It’s a shorter movie, so we fit it all in one week, leaving us so much October to enjoy more spooky silliness! You’re welcome, Cephelohaunts!
Your hosts initially thought it said “the ghosts of bisexual hall”, but somehow, this multi-plot absurdist feminist romp is even better than that! Get ready for our first Spooky Season Ep of 2025 featuring, sideburns that become mustaches, casually murdery aunts, pet name-happy Italian counts, a wise cracking woke kid, and the liberating power of Cosmo magazine! It’s all coming at you courtesy of aper-claws, the official cocktail of Wine, Weed, Weird!, and our live studio (ghost) audience of one!
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