The Tinsmen Podcast

If you haven't already, listen to Episode 35 – Keelans Nerdgasm, it'll give the backstory to how this came about, and Episode 43 is the Part 1, so go back and have a listen to that one as well. If only for a refresher because it's been a minute between eps. Big thanks to Garage Project, without them none of this would've happened. From the whole TTRPG to providing the recipe for an epic beer. Bloody legends. Massive thanks to Shit Adam – Beerowski Brewshed over on Insta. Brewed 2 kegs of Escape from the Temple of Haze. Bang on. Fed and hosted this mess like a champion. Let us know what you think of this one and if you want to more of them in the future.   https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Not much need for a description here. We had some pretty decent recording dramas. Although it's finally sorted, audio is not 100%. But given how many have asked about it, we thought we’d put it out anyway.  If you haven't already, listen to Episode 35 – Keelans Nerdgasm, it'll give the backstory to how this came about. Big thanks to Garage Project, without them none of this would've happened. From the whole TTRPG to providing the recipe for an epic beer. Bloody legends. Massive thanks to Shit Adam – Beerowski Brewshed over on Insta. Brewed 2 kegs of Escape from the Temple of Haze. Bang on. Fed and hosted this mess like a champion. Let us know what you think of this one and if you want to more of them in the future.   https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Keelz has been on a mad boys trip Paulies been to Phuket Johnsys been Captain Dickfingers Rawdoggin Ikea Masport mowers are shit Dumb project cars Crutch pillows Fat fcks get talking about food again Bunch of Listener Q’s Hezzanats recap Distinguished Gentleman's Ride   https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Shitty Internet makes Johnsy look stupid. New Bunnings  The Austin Healey returns FB Marketplace Scams Colonics: Backflushing your arse or full of shit? Campsite bookings vs Fkwits Are we a beer podcast? Has Keelz got the 'Beetus? Oil checks and Doot Knucklin'   https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook  

After a long time talking about it, finally caught up with Waz for a good ol’ fashioned yarn.   Waz is a super interesting bloke who on the surface could be mistaken for having attention span issues, but is really a genuine pursuer of things that interest him. From Leatherwork to carving spoons and surfboards, to riding bulls, podcasting and cross-country (literally) bike rides. On top of all of that, Waz has an enviable perspective on life generally. Unabashedly honest and real, but still endlessly positive and upbeat. A truly good bloke with a magnetic personality who’s just fun to be around.    One Off The Wood Poddy https://open.spotify.com/show/0jP3Ybtxu0pUcheuacpniu?si=70abfd835bcd42e9   1OTW Playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6ZDYiLmXM3EFyj1SBxfy9r?si=Aloq-IcyRpOoMNumCdUnzw   Fat Chance Doco https://youtu.be/irRDbjG82tw?si=ePrMtnL0Gsj8uxXJ     https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Paulies been to Phuket Keelz is trying to comply with Caravan GVM BS, but of course the government has decided to make it hard to do the right thing. Keelans genius inventions are set to revolutionise squid fishing. Check out our Instagram for pics. German Beer. Japanese *fishing* tackle. Gremlin Bells Bed politics Ball tampering is a highly variable experience. Apparently. Are Jizz Windows a thing? Banana abductions Bum Grape trauma      https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Part 2 Coming at Ya! Apologies for the delay on this one folks. But y'know, life.   Always be polite to your AI Shit Adam Kids are lying little turds Can Art posters Why office people aren’t into fucking dogs or spiders   What’s in Your………? Wolves of Glendale – Ricky Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes – I Hate You Captain Beyond – Self Titled  Dave Grohl – The Storyteller Goatzilla – Alien Nation, Wall Street Generals   Seven Deadly Tins – Second Half     5)  Gluttony – RR & One Drop Brewing - 24hr Boil Imperial Pastry Stout     6)  Wrath - RR & Ronin Fermentation Project - WCIIIPA     7)  Sloth – RR & Mountain Culture – Hazy IIIPA     8)  The Cardinal Tin – All 8 Brewers - Doppelbock         https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Keelz Midlife Crisis Cars – Flip enough of ém and you’ll have a win Paulie actually DID some things. But loses his car in the process. Probably regains some credit though. Trev doesn’t like sand, but loves obvious signs. Mystery Beers Round 1 – Great Uncle Kenny’s Multi-purpose Amazing Wakachangi Lager Send us your “Kids are growing up” fillum recommendations Salma. Hayek. Paralympics. Owning your fuck ups. 7 Deadly Tins – First Half Pride - RR & Fox Friday – WCIIPA Greed – RR & Banks Brewing – Oat Cream IPA Lust – RR & Range Brewing – Red IPL Envy – RR & Bracket Brewing – Hazy IIPA Kombucha, FFS. We’re sorry. Paulies bonus shed beers. Lotto. Shouldn’t be for kids. Hoody politics. Fathers Day Politics. Self gifting. Old man balls. Surprise surprise, more Bahn Mi chat. I’d say we’re gunna stop, buuuuuuuuut that’d probably be a lie. Dank. So Dank right now.   https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Grid Grills vs Grid Girls Hairy Shorts Controversial Opinion – Balis a bit shit nowadays Bahn Mi tangent, what a surprise. The Midget is legal. Confusing YouTube. Another thing Garz hasn’t done. Can we sort out the freight situation please??!! DnD Nerds, Lend us your input! ADHPTSD Campus Brewing – Prom Queen https://www.campusbrewing.com.au/shop/p/caperberries-x7e6c-8lhng-8e6h8 There was a time when Johnsy ate a lot of Flowers Sloppy Swish https://youtu.be/FBUGgvAnFlM?si=M_OeL1F3G5qqsQag Get on the AI image generators and send us in your T-Shirt Designs. Might even go on a hoodie. If we use yours you’ll get some free shit. But you’ve gotta send us the prompt you entered to get the image.   https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Second Half Escalation Incoming. As More tins go down, the excitement comes up. Wrapping up the Midget Mission Bit more listener input. Are Dildoes so name because of Dill Pickles? Premixed tins are no good for old people, but stay tuned for Mystery Gins. Do you want to see a Great Smash Off? Keelz isn’t salty about losing a cooking competition 12 years ago. Polish Tacos.   Keelz has a Spotify Update!!!!!! Strap in folks!!!! Toehider – Bats Aren’t Birds https://open.spotify.com/track/0TdGCPX3VyhglSkO9t0ccK?si=a2c6a4c950014827 Toad Hirer https://open.spotify.com/track/6qE5KwlOdRzsha6nL1FeH8?si=9f2d4182a71143d5   Pauls into ghost books. But not like, reading them or anything. Keelz has a revelation. Mystery Beer – Garage Project – Escape From The Temple of Haze. And that’s the beginning of the end…………………………………………………   https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com

Paulies taste of Westralia Not being shit - generally. Some are doing better than others. All better than us. Phone books WA is excellent. Perth is ok, mediocre at best. Quokkas vs Quakkas Family holidays and the shitstorm that goes with it. Division on beach carts. Paulie innovates - road train beach carts. Reminiscing on Hawaiian Shirts Johnsy and Garz have let Keelz down by not telling him something they don’t know. Your wife’s hair is trying to take your old fella. Paulies F1 cookbook. Medium rare Parmi and bouncy balls. And, the moment you’ve all been waiting for - Keelan’s midget collection escapades. Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

A small departure from the norm, Let us know what you think. It was an absolute pleasure recording with these two. Relaxing, in the bush, shootin' the shit with some salt of the earth legends. Big thanks to @brugan brewing for bringing the beers. A most excellent Mid-strength IPA. And Adrift Brewing (coming soon) for the Hazy. Get around ém. Now semi-retired much earlier than most, Jed and Kel spend their time working a couple of months of the year, to fund the rest of it. Documenting their travels on their Oldmate Adventures YouTube channel. We get into what that looks like as a lifestyle, the drivers for having done it and what he future holds. Rebuilding caravans. Too many hobbies, and taking them on the road. Running Charity raffles. Youtube. Fishing.  Hezza Slayer World Championship Life. Get around Jed and Kel at Oldmate Adventures on YouTube and all the socials. @pinkribbonfishin on Instagram for the charity stuff. And Oldmateadventures.au for merch both Oldmate and Pink Ribbon Stuff to go into the draw and support a fantastic cause.   https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook    

Second half of the 2024 Opener comin' atcha! More on Keelz car gathering  Garz' missus is an epic tightarse. Which is handy for him because he can't fix a coffee machine. Mystery Beers from Deep Elite Brewing Garz enables a rambling shark monologue from Johnsy. Trevs Love List Garz cops a fair bit about his parents sex life. Shit hats. Jocks are optional. Taking Jet skis to the next level. Well, another level. Probably not a good one.   https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Update on Garz’ Hamscapades Festy communal swimming holes. No British Racing Green. No sparkles. No closure. But a short east coast adventure. Let us know if you want to see the footage. Either end of the scale on FB Muppetplace and fancy products. Johnsy comes clean about pink drinks. Old manning the kids slang. Western Aquatic Crashing Adventures Bit more old man chat, GPs that like feet and Sonographers on the AdultFans Shirtcocking. Gladiators. Pickles.   https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Merry Tinsmas!! Mariah Carey, weird Christmas Carol Lyrics Drone shows are not fireworks. We were wrong about E-Scooters Snarting; now you know that’s a thing. Christmas staples to roadhouse staples Bibs. Paul eats a lot of stuff that’s not food. We need you to start bullying sponsors for us. Professional Shorts, Steel capped thongs. Keelz gets crafty. Noni Hazelhurst crafty, not craft beers, but there is craft beers too. Shows us his genius and innovation knows no bounds which leads Paulie to shit himself with excitement. Christery Beers. Instructional drum videos and big stezzas. Dodgy Christmas lighting.   Cheers for all your support through 2023 ya bastards. We appreiate the fck outta yas! See ya in 2024.   https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

The boys have been let out in public and took the oppourtunity (geddit?) to head to PHAT Brew Club and catch  up with Lachie from Perth Dude Food (Insta, TikTok) and No Crying in the Cool Room Podcast (YT, Insta, TikTok and all good poddy spots). A mint arvo of Yarns, Tasty Beers (Special mention to the Phat and Juicy NEIPA) and some equally tasty burgers was had and the result is some very confused PHAT patrons and this here poddy. Massive shout out to PHAT, absolute bunch of legends. If you're in the area, drop in for a beer and a feed. It's a bloody tops joint. Poddy Fodder Including, but not limited to: There’s what in Hoegarden? And having to give clothing for it. Still didn’t stop the Cleps though.  Respect for OnlyFanners. But not for creeps.  Even though we usually fail at putting stuff in the show notes, @summerofnikkivale on Insta for Lachies PIC for park barbie cook ups.  Stuff you can cook on. Stuff you can cook. Food stuff. Dude food stuff. He’s a Chef who makes food content, you get the idea. But also some backstory that hopefully is new to you.  Social media-ing & Food Critic-ing for people who hate social media and food critics.  Kids say the shittiest things.  Trolling primary school Karens.  Large String instruments.  Spending formative years overseas and losing track of all the times you been detained at borders. Dude food. In Perth. Obviously.  Celebrity Chefs.  Unnecessary pronunciations of food stuff.      https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Garz has been Eurotrippin Bit of listener feedback Australia post is trying to start shit Go fast smoker bits, Wrestle skate roller jam; world chase Tag Shitty internet, planes are fuckin old Shit on sticks and Keelz love/hate relationship with Darwin Dodgy marketing directions and equally dodgy FB Marketplace listings. Garz gets amongst some Man on Man action in Turkey Far too much chat about scrambled eggs. Le us how boring you found this bit Scam n Go ChatGPTins returns to answer a hard hitting questions. Keep sending them in. Don’t forget to leave us a review wherever you’re listening to this, and everywhere else too. We bloody appreciate it.   https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Fat bastards talk chicken and hotsauce aftermath. Which obviously leads to faecal transplants. Clean snaps are the key to happiness. Complain about China all you want, but they’ve been delivering the bargains for years.  Rich people get no sympathy. Obscure extreme sports – Everything you can dream it to be. But always descends to pornography or death. Lamenting seasonal and limited release beers. If you’re old, jam something between your legs. Old Man sleep injuries. Theres extra considerations for hairy dudes. Granny wanks. https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Due to some technical difficulties, the lads needed to fix the game so as to not break their promise of an episode per month. This one also got a bit long so the call was made to split this one in half. So fear not, the title will make more sense when part 2 comes out. In this first instalment: Keelz still doesn't know what British racing green with sparkles looks like Banh Mi – All about the bread. Nobody wants bunnings mouth Bunnings face swap bloke F1 Chat Is Ryan Reynolds trying to seduce us? Garz is already rolling over in preparation Disposable Oodie liners Fuck off filters Is Elon Musk an AI or Just taking the piss? In any case he’s probs a cyborg so the fight between him and Zuck will  just be 2 robots. Also, we shoulda seen the Chris Rock slap coming because Will Smith clearly doesn’t play well with others. Costco – Big food. Big Clientele. Introducing Garz: Costco Sherpa You wouldn’t know if Keelz won lotto, but there’d be signs   https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Stout and whiskey – a questionable combination Warroora Wrap up Keelz is officially in old cunt territory a mint boys trip was had to commemorate; a story about a fish none of them caught  – but Johnsy is still claiming both Skipper and boat dad credits for; there’s no need to exaggerate already bragworthy fish, but Red Rooster Rotisserie Rankin IS worth bragging about. Anal probing is imminent – the lads have checked with an actual scientist. There is such thing as a stupid question. With answers to match. Garz went for a ride with a bunch of Distinguished Gentlemen. Met some bloke who drives racecars. Keelz wants to go for a drive with some distinguished gentlemen so has engaged the services of a questionable bloke to paint his car a colour he’s never seen. Who may be a squatter. Undoubtedly exposed to a lot of paint fumes. Stay tuned for this success story. In any case Keelz cares more about Parmi’s than what colour his car gets painted. Lipstickin’ the pig Garz is going full F1 yuppie and taking his Kids to Monza. Stay tuned for how that turns out. And if his missus has gone full F1 groupie Umbrellas need regulation. Is Midstrength and Stones Mac the peak? Because TEDs certainly fucking weren’t! Geriatric rappers Use Code Keelansasickcunt to get a free gift with a T-Shirt purchase from the shop,   Get your Merch at https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook