Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life

Hello! Welcome to episode 194 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTLPlease don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps!And don't forget you can watch us on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/5mR-x7-epbMOn today's episode...A chance to genuinely win £100!!!An indecent Hypothetical QuestionNew London shop terror for SimonThe London MarathonFA Cup nostalgiaThe sad piano effectLorra calls out Simon's "man" useLorra calls out Simon being a "helper"Simon has a spaghetti ICKPlus we review...One Love: https://youtu.be/ajw425Kuvtw?si=fBe2uSo0Cwx3aCF_Priscilla: https://youtu.be/DBWk6BohVXk?si=f0w8EtJ-XM3dqWjJStanding at the Sky's Edge: https://youtu.be/DBWk6BohVXk?si=f0w8EtJ-XM3dqWjJIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSimon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on X: https://x.com/catboyradio Lorra on X: https://x.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcastSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello! Welcome to episode 193 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTLPlease don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps!Don't forget, if you need pervy solo-time inspo, you can watch this episode on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/Jm-u1OSZjj0On today's episode...Lorra fluffs her LIKES begA Hypothetical 'young face' dilemmaLorra's leisurewearBlazer traumaSocial batteriesThe joy of brief sunshineHampstead treasure trailsA coffee shop grievanceCeleb spottingThe Ick - Cereal MunchersRecommendations...Treasure Trails - https://www.treasuretrails.co.uk/ If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSimon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on X: https://x.com/catboyradio Lorra on X: https://x.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcastSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello! Welcome to episode 192 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTLPlease don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps!And don't forget you can watch us on YouTube: https://youtu.be/GvdN8ssBqmwOn today's episode...Gen Z shout-outs.A hypothetical question for Lorra about orgasms.Reviewing 'Opening Night', starring Sheridan Smith.Secrets from 'The Apprentice'.The Bruce Springsteen biopic.Thoughts on Jeremy Allen White.A bathroom ick.How to let someone know you're in there.Recommendations...Iron Claw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KVsaoveTbwLimbo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O--8AuuhgA&t=74sIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Or get us on our socials here:Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSimon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on X: https://x.com/catboyradio Lorra on X: https://x.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcastSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello you!On today's episode of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' (#HAWSTL) we are serving up...• A hypothetical question involved sex and a millionaire.• What age should kids be allowed to travel alone in London?• A 'Diary of a CEO plea from Lorra.• A hot water bottle injury.• A middle-aged, bread knife saga.• The origin of 'the ick'.• Icks about socks and middle-aged pop fans.• Reviews of Josh Must Win, Interior Design Masters & Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire.Don't forget you can watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/oYWzJ5M0e40If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Or get us on our socials here:Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSimon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on X: https://x.com/catboyradio Lorra on X: https://x.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcastSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back in Spiritland Studios for another episode of #HAWSTL. Don't forget to head over to wherever you get your podcasts, like, rate & subscribe!On today's episode, we start with another unbelievable hypothetical question. We discuss a YouGov sex poll, Lorra's crazy habits, our daughter's sudden health-kick announcement and we end on a couple of 'icks' about knuckles & nails.You can watch today's episode on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/MCwWkgZqmacIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Or get us on our socials here:Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcastSimon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on X: https://x.com/catboyradio Lorra on X: https://x.com/lorranotlaura See you next time xSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode was recorded in Spiritland Studios. Very exciting stuff (check out the YouTube video here: https://youtu.be/0WIoE27-kAw to see what we looked like). Thank you to the marvellous Ed, for pressing the required buttons.We start today with a new idea... A hypothetical question to get things moving. If you're in a relationship, mabe discussing it with your partner.Also on today's pod...• Lorra's restaurant rant.• The wrong place to take a date in your 20s.• The wasteful XL plate.• The death of table manners.• Selling bathwater & jars of farts.• Paid sleeping, cuddling & medical bum fun.• Dog poos * professional queues.• A 'handy' ick.If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSimon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboyradioLorra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcastSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 188 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' (#HAWSTL) was recorded on Saturday 9th March 2024, the day before Mother's Day. We were heading over to Southend the following day for a disappointing meal in a depressing restaurant. But before that, we sat down in our North London castle to record another chat. We talk about: • A cat accident on the bed and the following fallout.• Some pregnancy (test) feedback.• Showbiz freebies.• The most British of queues.• A run-in with a uni-toothed witch.• Attending a global, red carpet premiere.• Multiple celeb spots.• Fringe twins.• A TV-famous house encounter.• A couple of icks.Please join us on our Facebook page, if you still do Facebook. It's here.If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Or get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboyradio Lorra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorraSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you for checking out episode 187 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life'.Please don't forget to like, subscribe & give us 5 stars! It all helps people find us.Lots to chew over today, including...• TV sex-dodging headaches.• Your sex survey feedback.• Home haircuts.• A jaw-dropping, terrible scare!• A balls-less fantasy.• Lorra's cryptically-titled books.• A pair of icks.The films reviewed on this podcast are:The Zone of Interest (trailer)One Life (trailer)Click here to see the clip from 'That's Life' we discussed, regarding 'One Life'.Don't forget you can now watch our podcasts on YouTube.If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboyradioLorra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorraSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello again!On episode 186 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', we kick off with that rarest of things... CASHBACK! Then we move on to...• Drama in the neighbourhood WhatsApp group• A disagreement on the frequency of bedroom antics.• A Chinese bit-o-science about sex.• What's givinng us THE ICK this week.• A couple of reviews.Here are the links we talked about today...American Fiction trailerTheater Camp trailerEdgar Wright's Insta recommendationsIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Or get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboyradio Lorra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorraSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back! And an early trigger warning. We're talking about some pretty emotional part/children subjects today. Emotions are runig high.Today we talk...• The early arrival of Spring• Guilt over being ill• Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast• Lorra's fringe mistake• Our opinions on Rosie Jones• Seeing 'There's Something About Jamie'• 21st birthday disappointment• The kids pulling away as they get older• Reviews of 'All of us Strangers' & 'One Day'• Was it porn or was it 'Normal People' & 'Bridgerton'?• LINKSRichard Herring's RHLSTP with Rosie JonesAll of Us Strangers trailerOne Day trailerFilm Stars Don't Die in Liverpool trailerIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboyradioLorra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorraSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fancy a quickie?!The hope is we'll get all our podcasts down to this length and do them more regularly. Podcast consultants call it 'commuter content' (isert vomit emoji).So, we have a bit of a medical emergency in the family. Nothing serious. Don't start booking Elton John! However, it has given us (by proxy) or first glimpse of what dealing with the beleaguered National Health Service will be like and how life is now we no longer live in the Truman Show world of private health care in Dubai, where you can literally walk in at breakfast and be having CT scan before lunch ad a tube stuck down your todger before Pebble Mill.We also have some recommendations for you...Changing Ends (Alan Carr's childhood biopic sitcom - Great family fun)The Greatest Night in Pop (How 'We Are the World' was made)Maestro (Bradley Cooper doing solid baton work as Leonard Bernstein)And finally, if you haven't seen it yet, the funniest viral video of 2024 so far.If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Or get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboyradio Lorra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorraSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello! Here we go again. We recorded this pod a week ago but we've been posting all the Christmas catch-up episodes, so apologies for the time-shift. Today, we talk...• The enigma that is Apple IDs & accounts.• Couples in separate rooms.• The overlapping of storms.• Undeserved traffic fines via Google Maps.• Watching 'Mean Girls'.• Cinema complaints.• Last Stop Larrimah (documentary).• Ricky Gervais in a tiny club.• Comedy club complaints.• Chinatown celeb spot.• A brown surprise.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fourth and final pod in our Christmas/New Year anthology. Today it's all about what we've watched...Films (click for trailers):• Dream Scenario• Pig• The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent• May December• Saltburn• The Holdovers• Anatomy of a Fall• Rye LaneTV:• Love Island All Stars• The Traitors• The Crown• Big Boys• Gladiators• Michael McIntyre's Big Show• The DartsPODCASTS:• The Rest is Entertainment• Jon Ronson - Things Fell ApartIf you'd like to get in touch with your recommendations, questions, queries or whatever, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Or get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboyradio Lorra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorraSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hallo! Part 3 of 4 i our Christmas & New Year catch-up brings us into 2024. Today, we chew-over...• The convoluted way te energy companies work in Britain.• Duvet madness.• American politics madness.• New Years Day Toby Carvery sadness.• Dismantling Christmas too soon.• Simon's acute husband observation about Lorra.• Another father/son talk falls on deaf ears.• University FOMO.• Lovely Halls of Residence graffiti about our daughter.• The obligatory 'weeing in the car' update.• A beard & hair dye update.• An unbelievable story of something turning up in the mail.If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Or get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboyradio Lorra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorraSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, it looks like the three-part catch-up is going to be a four-part catch-up, with a reviews podcast coming up... But today, we're covering Christmas, the festive perineum & New Years Eve, including...• Skipping a family festive tradition (AGAIN!)• Simon's Christmas Eve shocker.• Jumpermageddon.• Lorra's enabling of Simon's London OCD obsession.• Accidental find of 'Little Tich' and the deep dive that followed.• The disappointing 'car urine bottle' Christmas present.• The 'Love Actually' gift.• A sad part about kids' presents, as they grow.• A games review (see list below).• Simon's grandparents reflection.• The generational "ick" disparity.• The words we use when counting in-between seconds.• Boxing Day road-trip.• New Years Eve and someone being an absolute lightweight.The good & great games we got this Christmas...• Wavelength (get it as a free app, the board game is a rip-off)• The Traitors• Taskmaster• You've Got Crabs• Get the Ick• The MindIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.comOr get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboyradioLorra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorraSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After over a month and the passing of a year, we are back! We'd like to apologise but it's ot like any of you pay for it, so get stuffed!This is the first of a (possibly) three-part catch-up... Pre-Christmas, Christmas to New Year, then 2024 so far.As usual, we kick things off with weather chat. We're British, after all. From there, we discuss...• Lorra's (not bullshit) Dubai friend freeze-out.• Simon's neurodivergent chat.• A jolly, old, festive gay bar and the chip&pin pianist.• Simon's feelings on being recognised again.• London's Christmas markets debrief.• Lorra's birthday results & cake debacle.• The traumatic last day of school drinks & panto saga.• Tyre trouble.• Lorra's disgusting chewing gum admission & peanut butter trick.• Simon's security camera monitoring.• The neighbourhood Whatsapp group.• Lorra's flasher disappointment.Next time, Christmas to New Year!If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Or get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboyradio Lorra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorraSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello. Today’s episode was recorded straight after the last episode (ep177 - Simon’s harrowing school run incident). We’re starting to feel festive, so we cover a number of topics, including:• Lorra’s early shopping and lists.• Simon’s ‘man-shopping’.• The imbalance of husband/wife shopping for kids.• Simon’s extended Irish & Italian family.• How grandparents used to answer the phone.• Exotic relatives from nearby towns.• How Christmas will be different since leaving Dubai.• Festive Veggie joy in UK supermarkets.• 27 Aldi cheese rolls imbalance.• Favourite Christmas songs (see links below).• Simon’s webcam obsession.• Trying to remember Jennicam.• Simon’s first-ever beard (& Lorra’s reaction).• Betsy Pearl’s first-ever football match at Wembley!• Celebrity death OCD list.Lorra's favourite Christmas songSimon's favourite Christmas songIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Or get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboyradio Lorra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorraSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello. Today, a story about Wednesday morning's school-run. Why we went in the car and what happened during particularly terrible London morning traffic. Apologies in advance.The links we mentioned in the show...Simon's favourite Christmas song - 'White Wine in the Sun'Best Christmas Ever trailerCandy Cane Lane trailerLeap of Faith trailerIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Or get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboyradio Lorra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorraSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello. A meandering episode, covering a lot of things... The thermometer hitting 0ºc (and below), defrosting the car windows, tube trouble, a post-birthday report of drunks on the train, a disappointing Christmas Market, urban fox spotting, how a cat-tower lead to a serious injury (and a public rant), a review of what TV & films we've been watching and loads more.Some links discussed in the pod...If you fancy a Christmas drink but you're sober - The 0.0% drinksIf you need some inspiration - Simon's Elf-on-the-Shelf ArchiveIf you fancy a listen - Richard Osman's new podcastA great documentary - David Holmes - The Boy Who LivedA decent Christmas film - GenieIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com Or get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboyradio Lorra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lorranotlaura Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorraSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello! Quick birthday pod. We talk celeb encounters, freezing fairgrounds, 0.0% booze and more!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.