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If Wikipedias a garden, we out here pulling weeds. A Podcast by Matt Rossi and Nate Anderson. If you are new to the podcast start at episode 20.
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Intrigued? Matt & Nate back at it with the riffs and goofs. Spam slides out the can in a Monty Python splat. Hellhounds abound and must be stopped before they disappear through your ceiling. Video games as exercise and a few pages of horny comics from the 70's. Join us on our quest for answers to the big ones.
Did you pay your power bill this month? It's that time of year, the autumnal chill leading into the sexual embrace of Turkey and awkward family gatherings. Happy (almost) Thanksgiving our comedy pilgrims. This week the boys take trains, plains, and automobiles to bring you any semblance of comedy wrapped up in unpredictable motor vehicles. A plane that made kamikazes look sane, a car that thinks its a horse, and a car that thinks its a beer can. Any predictions for how your going to explain your new NFT to your parents over stuffed mushrooms? Gobble gobble
Would you eat a bug based burger? This week the boys look into a bug based alternative to your favorite cheeseburger. How about an alien transmission that shows just how easy it is to pirate the radio? How many diamonds do you have to put on something to make it art? I dunno but this stupid skull is worth more than any of us will ever make in our lives. So set up a lemonade stand at work and undermine your business. No Gods no Bosses.
Traveled down the road and back again? Hey ya'll, you made it. It has been 1 year and 54 episodes. But with this being officially episode 50 you know what it is. All bits, all music, all the content you would ever wish on your best enemy. Its a star studded cast with out singular guest Adal Rifai from Hello from the Magic Tavern and Hey Riddle Riddle! So don't sleep on the 5 star songs or some of your favorite bits. Maybe some Boz Scaggs content? Did we really blow Boz Scaggs? You'll have to see him at Emerald Queens to know. Here we are lighting up mind fireworks and you'll have to put them out. We love you and we're glad you're here but we hope you brought some wine.
How do you think mole skin pants fit? Apparently not well if you find yourself in a twisted junkyard re-gifting war with your brother in law. Also beaver attacks? UFOs? Classic rock band STYX? Throw in a 12 rack of Bud Light and a sleeveless flannel shirt and you got a ripping redneck shindig. A toast to 20 episodes and the last installment from Washington. Heres to more useless content posted from Portland Oregon.
Knock knock, who's there? Russian, Russian who? In Soviet Russia door knocks you! Thats right this week the boys explore Russian jokes as well as getting to the bottom of why ancient civilizations always made statues depicting little peeing boys. Did you know you needed a tea pet yet? Take a listen and find out.
Is it still funny to be a "loose cannon" and yet "a damn fine cop"?
Matt and Nate take a trip to emo town, discuss the hazards of human pyramids, and wonder about classic police tropes. Terrible political impressions abound.
Let's all go to improv therapy together okay?
Matt (who is old now) and Nate discuss the merits and demerits of racewalking for sport. A visit from Tommy Wiseau and the Danish dad rock band D.A.D. Matt (now old) introduces a new sub-segment quiz show for the worst reviews on Pitchfork. That, and aren't butterflies pretty dope?
Matt and Nate take shots at gender binary issues discussing why people still think it's necessary to assign colors to gender. Also what happened to wrecking balls? All this and more on another episode sticking it right to Wikipedia.
A dash of an abandoned German town. A sprinkle of Nichole Richie. A whole bag of Seth Rogan. And ultimately a problematic film from 1958. Listen to Matt and Nate do their best to avoid the sophomore slump.
The very first episode of the This is Nothing Podcast. Matt and Nate meet Mike the misogynistic cat, debate which NFL mascots would be the most dangerous if they were real, and trash talk the clone of a high school.
More soft dolphin humor. We're upgrading our lives and moving into a blue basement and keeping our heads out of the outhouse.
Ever try to break the record for the most shower tears? This week the boys take a look into some of the weirdest records ever held. Well records, and recorders, and vinyl records. Nate updates your ideas on German fingering, Matt brings you back to the scholastic book fair, and Nate brings it back to science with some space jazz. Did they mean finger as a noun or a verb? Better find out.
Broken hearts unite. Let the candy hearts whisper sweet nothings into your teeth like cavities. We talk heartbreaking sports loss. Heart break in the physical sense like bum bum bum bum under the floorboard, the house has a heartbeat, kind of way. Let your heart riot through the hot topic of your soul. It's emo bangs season, so it's time to eat some roses.
Have you ever been in need of an inflatable dick crown and a black light poster? Well did you forget about the mall? Yes the mall is back folks. This week the boys explore every inch of the now overgrown and abandoned American shopping malls. Maybe we transform them into modern day coliseums? Maybe we keep them around for the Spencers Gifts. Or maybe we go live in the woods until we die from a bear attack. So grab an Orange Julius sit back and relax.
This Is Nothing presents: "Wet," a relevant welcome to February, after a dry(ish) January and all the overflowing moist the green northwest offers this time of year. We ask the question, "does wetness exist? if so, how wet does it have to be to be a liquid?" I guess because it will pool up and spill over a table? There will be time for debate... for the procession of Dingus and puddles of wet laughter.
Are you the top bannana? This week take a deep dive into that crunchy, smooth nut that likes to strut. The humble peanut has been a man, a song, and a legend. The boys explore the legends of the peanut gallery, old timey phrases, a song about dying form a rotten nut, and the man known as Mr.Peanut and his spawn. Got an allergy? Well watch out for the Portland Park Peanut Man.
All three main topics right there in a clever title. How great is that. We're apartment hunting so we're like "hunting... that's a topic," and so we went with it.
Ever wonder if camels get turned on looking at each others humps? This week the boys are taking a break and talk about finally drying out for the new year. Wether it be alcohol, humor, clothes, or deserts, they cover it all this week. Also Bipedal camels, their mummy overlords, N/A cocktails and a whole mess of other delusional details. Hump up the jams its 2023 ya'll.
It's 2023. We discuss the old year and commit to change for the new. There's hot takes on barely relevant this and that, there's a commitment to the almighty Joke, there's a will and there's a way. Thank you for listening to our fun hijinks through the holidays and into this new year. THIS will be our last Monday posting. It's 2023.... Hump Up the Jams. We going hump day fore future reference. New EPs on Wednesday after this one. Love, love.
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