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Hey y’all! Welcome to The Phrog Mafia! While some of this is just kinda weird or wacky thoughts, we also like to focus a lot on having a positive attitude/outlook in life and how your interactions with others are perposeful and can really influence and maybe even change someone’s life. We try to get two episodes out a month and love to hear feedback from listeners! If you’re interested feel free to listen in any time, and in the meantime we hope y’all have a purple day :D
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My lovely listeners, this Sunday I will be deleting all prior episodes. In the future I might remake it. Thank you for listening and have a wonderfully excellent day.
Oh dear, where’d she run off to? Oh! My baby! Where did you go? Oh she fixed your laptop did she? Well at least that cyborg’s good for something- Ah! Letemosis! That shopkeeper’s got Letemosis! Get away!
We’ve been walking for hours, when are we going to get out of this tunnel? Did they just say they found a way out? Now we have to go up stairs? I’d rather have my face melted off with burning metal.
What’s going on? Why is the alarm going off? This has never happened before. The lift? Is it it actually coming up? What’s going on? What’s inside? Why are you all so quiet? Is that a girl? What’s she holding? Why does she know Thomas’s name? I call dibs! WICKED is good? What’s that supposed to mean?
Crazy girl, such a clumsy child. Did you hear what she did? No well I dare say I must tell you all about it. Well no, I wasn’t there but Jenny’s cousin’s daughter in law’s son’s sister’s boyfriend was there so I think have a good idea of what happened.
Did you hear? They found another body. Yeah it was unrecognizable. Completely burnt. Do you think it was those Bayern? They had a fire witch during the war. Do you think they want this war too?
Did you hear Bayern had a fire witch? Really?! They died? I mean I hesitated about going to war when I heard that but I feel a lot better now that they’re not in this anymore. Can you imagine? Just fighting for your kingdom when suddenly you just catch aflame, and shrivel into a pile of ash? Nope that magic’s not something to be messin in.
Hey, Enna girl, there goes the yellow lady. Ha! See the tame mare at the back? Bet you she rode that the whole way here. Wanted to show us how great she is riding this great beast. Pfft! Royals are pathetic. Haven’t worked a day in their lives. Finn! Come see this!
Yeah this party blows man. Naw, the punch is really good though, I wonder who made it. Dude, the two weird kids are getting dragged off by Dr. Thorn again. Wanna go see what they’re in for? Scratch that we gotta run those crazy girls are coming over here we haf’ta hide.
Man we’re going to beat these nerds I mean we’ve got me, you, half a dozen others and those huge new kids. I mean what could go wrong? It’s just gym class.
Yeah man so I was planning on going over to the- WHA- BRO did you see that! The water- it just- dude- that kid just- well I don’t know what he did- But it looked the water GRABBED HER!
Honey look at this, Akinli says he met a girl who can jitterbug! Isn’t that nice. Well I’ll believe it when I see it. No way he just met some girl on campus who just happens to know how to jitterbug.
She’s so smart and pretty and awesome, I think I’m in love and I could never betray her, oh look! Another pretty lady! I think I’ll just forget about whoever I was just think of and devote all my time and attention to her instead! Nothing could go wrong!
Oh gosh how am I going to ask her to the fall festival? Oh I know I’ll ask her in an inconspicuous way, that she’ll probably never find out about, and will leave me all sad and lonely waiting for an answer, while she decorates my car with post it’s, with her best friend. Sounds like a perfect plan that could wrong!
Did you hear? There’s a girl living in that house with them! Very opinionated. No, she doesn’t have any sharp looks about her. Lovely hair though and- Oh my! She’s caked in dust! What are they doing with that child? Tsk, tsk…
Oh dear, where’d she run off to? Oh! My baby! Where did you go? Oh she fixed your laptop did she? Well at least that cyborg’s good for something- Ah! Letemosis! That shopkeeper’s got Letemosis! Get away!
Yes, my achoedach (gnome child) saw the echachoedachi(human girl child) first. Dyzzocha(makes) azzoogh(my) zchoak(home) azzaqk(honorable). Choch(ah)!ssyngwyff(ogre)! *scurries away into the bushes*
So I was walking past the bakers house and I saw him with that kid! Um, what was his name? It was, oh! He’s that weird kid! With the odd name! But it looked like he was giving the baker golden string! I know it ridiculous but I could’ve sworn…
Hey, Enna girl, there goes the yellow lady. Ha! See the tame mare at the back? Bet you she rode that the whole way here. Wanted to show us how great she is riding this great beast. Pfft! Royals are pathetic. Haven’t worked a day in their lives. Finn! Come see this!
Yes sir, no sir, um, sir? OH HOLY CRACKERS HE’S DEAD! WAIT I NEed more time…. Just a friendly accountant doing my thing and, hey! The doctor’s report. Oh. Fudge. I’ve got 3 months…. Yes Carol, I’ll be there, and, yes, TIMMY DONT PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH! Hey, Carol, can I call you back? Ok, yes by- *EXPLOSION* … hmm, I wonder what I’ll write about next. I should probably do something dumb that will somehow inspire me. Great idea self!
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