First Seven Inch Club (AKA Border Boss)

Everything's changing. Sports are changing. The Smiths are changing. Food is changing but we think maybe our tan and sculpted elites have come up with a hack that allows a slow trickle of your money to continue its advance toward them even as you are slowly filed away into the Matrix mountain to become a wet battery. You know what can't be hacked though is physical media and TALK HARD started a whole label just to crab at you about that.

This episode is bananas - B*A*N*A*N*A*S. We talk about sport war and regular war and food and spree killing - same stuff as every other week. This routine's really got us in a rut. 10,000 steps and reading two books a week, maybe our hydration game is off. Let's collabo on moistmaxxing this week. Splash this H2O episode all over 3 of your most ashy friends and spread the wet, juicy word.

It's so weird dude, most of this episode we actually just talk about records. This might be the most any two dudes have ever talked about records. Anyway it's time to let your system overload with INHUMAN.

Old friends are making dusty old sounds while new friends make shocking new aromas while also still being old. That's just the story arc of our journey as humans which still isn't good enough for the unforgivingly hard, straight lines of the many German architects in MAN VS HUMANITY.

Today we're sussing out some of our favorite sniffs with the help of certified third party technician Grey X Gordon from the Demolisten Show. We carefully snap open each capsule on this 7" and inhale deeply before exchanging notes. Will it be old meat, gasoline, mesh shorts or Nike Air Max? Let's spritz a little FLOORPUNCH on our hot spots and find out.