After These Messages Podcast

An ad featuring a giant sandwich has Andrew and Vieves thinking about the marketing power of comedically-large heroes, grinders and submersibles. Plus, a chorus of Ad Councilors prove their superior hearing, and Andrew’s light internet stalking pays off. Here are links to the ads we talked about in this week’s show: Sunday Ticket: Who’s Coming Over (ft. Jason & Kylie Kelce) https://www.ispot.tv/ad/SVtR/youtube-tv-nfl-sunday-ticket-whos-coming-over-featuring-jason-kelce-kylie-kelce Kalshi: Long Sub https://musebyclios.com/advertising/kalshi-explains-itself-and-serves-the-worlds-longest-sandwich/ AMC Pacer: The Sandwich King https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Utv8kXPUI Tums: Lineup https://www.ispot.tv/ad/BVY4/tums-chewy-bites-lineup Nestle Crunch - Russian Sub https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aQ0-gF1Sgk Highlands Appliance - Russian Sub https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKQcZYTZVmI Berlitz - German Coast Guard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOTpIVxji8 Mr. Submarine - Scotty Pippen Six Footer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40YkCQcMCpQ Jersey Mike’s: QB Danny https://www.ispot.tv/ad/SdgD/jersey-mikes-qb-danny-featuring-danny-devito-eli-manning Tubi: Funeral https://www.ispot.tv/ad/SA9f/tubi-fakin-it Gia Blakey https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/giablakey Progressive: Dr. Rick Rocket League https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6kETG2F2-Q Progressive: Dr. Rick Gas Stations https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_vCvnO4dgw

An extended Andy’s Corner leads to a discussion about a tiny steampunk pizza innovator and how to properly refer to Danny Devito on second reference. Plus, an Ad Councilor delivers a hip-hop classic, and a travel website plays to our worst instincts. Here are links to the ads we talked about in this week’s show: Tubi: Funeral https://www.ispot.tv/ad/SA9f/tubi-fakin-it Tubi: Childhood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ikqw7fSnhs C.C. Pazzini https://3headedmonster.com/cicis-pizza-second-life/ Jordan Keyes on TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@itskeyes/video/7687988005281336590?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Cicis Pizza: Endless Pizzabilities https://youtu.be/dYrOuEqHjn4?si=ZRFBie02SX2-kJ1Q Jersey Mike’s: QB Danny https://www.ispot.tv/ad/SdgD/jersey-mikes-qb-danny-featuring-danny-devito-eli-manning Freedom From Religion Foundation: Ron Reagan, Lifelong atheist, not afraid of burning in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm2XiOvL_Fg Dairy Farmers Commercial: American Cheese Rap (1993) https://youtu.be/gPFZ3DX3E2o

A collection of ads featuring teens with varying degrees of attitude has famous non-parents Andrew and Vieves considering what level of teenage sass is acceptable and what level is grounds for punishment. Plus, Andrew is vindicated as an ATM mystery is solved at last! Here are links to the ads we talked about in this week’s show: T-Mobile - Nothing https://www.ispot.tv/ad/SV98/t-mobile-introducing-nothing-stacked VRBO - Teen https://youtu.be/yGvCOz4Wc7M?si=lhjVwskbTdBy2pLW Motorola Pagers - Message you can’t afford to miss https://youtu.be/HhFhz-vXbBM?si=FvMfjv43qb65lJHA Verizon - Dr. Evil https://www.ispot.tv/ad/gcb_/verizon-dr-evil-activation-fees-feat-mike-myers-seth-green-mindy-sterling-rob-lowe Verizon (long version) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmntndEXWo Audi - Unfriend https://www.ispot.tv/ad/7eBH/audi-a6-spring-of-audi-sales-event-teenager Price.com - Air Fryer https://www.ispot.tv/ad/21F8/price-com-air-fryer Sean O’Haire Vignette on Religion https://youtu.be/IEXJgkCCzks?is=czUR9_VyxB8uz3IW

A spate of recent commercials have Andrew and Vieves doling out some coveted Adcollades and a few dreaded Admonishments. Plus, a charming liquor commercial has a surprising personal connection. Here are links to the ads we talked about in this week’s show: NFL Kickoff Promo “Hump Day” https://youtube.com/shorts/yror3B6aG0s?si=6Su1STdIfpLWBHYl Geico - Original Hump Day https://www.ispot.tv/ad/SLmQ/geico-camel-on-hump-day Progressive - Guest Speaker https://youtu.be/k_sVRs06jWU?si=7tE5nq_b_divkjp3 Progressive - Momfluencer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WBSvD50LcA Liquid Death - Parenting https://youtu.be/_Mi_ZtzQFD8?si=13LjQo2rOp8G3jTK Tito's Vodka - 100 https://musebyclios.com/advertising/you-had-to-be-at-least-100-years-old-to-star-in-this-titos-vodka-ad/ Vinted - Pedicure https://www.ispot.tv/ad/g9zl/vinted-robin-free-shipping Vinted - Chef https://www.ispot.tv/ad/g9Nj/vinted-megan-no-shipping-fees

Thanks to capitalism, it’s never too early for kids to start doing BUSINESS, as Andrew and Vieves discover in a show about kids and money. Plus, a fast man goes slow for the benefit of Big Pharma. Here are links to the ads that we talked about in this week’s show: Miele Dishwashers - The Entrepreneur Kid https://youtu.be/wbus7puLqrY?is=ISnFkEB-Dr9GqQUV Quicken - Kidz Car Rentals https://www.ispot.tv/ad/gnt2/quicken-kidz-car-rental Quicken - Cookie Empire https://www.ispot.tv/ad/gntb/quicken-cookie-empire Zions Bank - Jelly Wagon https://youtu.be/NHYM3fnkoBI?si=2c_kj4WKDft2iyFY Wells Fargo - Leo’s Money Magic https://youtu.be/bGgMh_IaH-U?si=MLuaJsF7DB3XGeOC Monster.com - When I Grow Up (1999) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fK2hMQSDgE Dish - Lemonade Stand https://www.ispot.tv/ad/1bGe/dish-network-lemonade-stand T-Mobile - Lemonade Stand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt7AuKRynzk Doritos - Lemonade Stand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow7eNmMK3mY The General - Lemonade Stand https://www.ispot.tv/ad/o7Q_/the-general-lemonade-stand Geico - Lemonade, Not Iced Tea https://www.ispot.tv/ad/ACf9/geico-lemonade-not-ice-t-its-not-surprising-featuring-ice-t Jardiance - Usain Bolt Takes It Slow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuYKqPF_nZc