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The least consequential news from around the world from the least informed minds in Australia. Andrew, Theo, Lucy and Ben bring you the week's stories that conveniently fit into one of their countless, concerningly specific segments.
Keep up with the latest news from Nature Corner, Paging Dr. Lucy, Planely Speaking, Omens and Portents, The Hole Report and many, many more.
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Keep up with the latest news from Nature Corner, Paging Dr. Lucy, Planely Speaking, Omens and Portents, The Hole Report and many, many more.
• Find out more at https://www.boontavista.com
• Subscribe for weekly bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/BoontaVista
• Grab some merch at https://shop.boontavista.com
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It's a free bonus episode! Just for you! Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A series of illegal auditions for firefighting, a fantasy sword in a real pile of weapons, a briefly touched upon toy, touchable moments at the horror maze, and Headline News.
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Outro: Slowly - Max Sedgley
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Behind the paywall this week: David Bowie undertaking some spooky tourism, and so much more. Get this and over 400 other bonus episodes for the price of a schooner a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista
Television personality Alexei Toliopoulos joins Theo, Andrew, and Ben to discuss: A spiteful complaint against the flight of a lifetime, the people who love the TSA, the time-travelling weasel theory, and the state of Australian cryonics.
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Go see Alexei! Find dates and tickets here: https://comedy.com.au/tour/alexei-toliopoulos/
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Outro: Supercoven - Electric Wizard
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Marine biologist of the show Jesse Black joins Theo and Ben to discuss: The world as seen through community Facebook pages, and a scientific attempt to quantify the previously unquantifiable.
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Outro: Underwear - JID
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two liquids to avoid at all costs, a surprise in the boot of your Waymo, a surplus of 21,000 poles, and a fashionable change to a venerable institution.
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Outro: Beautiful Blue Sky - Ought
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Recorded live in Sydney on March 5th, 2026 at Carousel. Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A train-oriented Great American Hall of Name, the Comic Cowboys, a return to a Tripping Report star, kidneymaxxing, the evolution of the Big Bite, and two dubious Stuffs We Should Chat About. Thanks so much to everyone that came out, we had such a good time.
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Outro: Hired Goons - Evil Nine
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Living long enough to get your elderly son a free feed, a World War 2-era cryptid in an English forest, and an elaborate legal loophole to preserve whale remains.
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Outro: New Land Old Sun - Barge With An Antenna On It
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It's the last free bonus episode of Freemium Freebruary! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Assessing you are based on the information presented to you, the pockets within Myrtle Beach that exist without it, and one disastrous telephone call to your new girlfriend. Plus maybe the introduction of Now That's Mildly Intersting.
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Outro: Heavy Load - Acid King
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Holland’s least plausible cop, a harmless potentially lethal viral teen prank, a Faustian NFL tickets bargain, a potential Flübberheist, the hotel safe, Happy Wednesday, and going a little crazy in the moment.
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Outro: Chicago - Groove Armada
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Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A tradition that made it from Italy to Rhode Island, an intranational pretzel connection, a misappropriated hand gesture, a Greyhound bus bathroom disaster, and the future of nowstalgia.
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Outro: Ashtray - Narrow Head
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1Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A house full of boobytraps, the shifting needle on protein and fibre, and the worst place for consciousness to emerge.
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Outro: Fried Neck Bones and Some Home Fries - Willie Bobo
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The Theo Philes returns, and just in time for Freemium Freebruary. Theo and Ben bring you: The thrilling geographical world of enclaves and exclaves, and what happens when a perfectly healthy brain is cut in half.
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Outro: Out of Mind - DIIV
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A man and his 8000 snow globes, the world of the subletter, and a day-ruining attic grenade.
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Outro: Planet Golem - Wand
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It's Freemium Freebruary! Enjoy this bonus episode on the house.
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Lessons from a near-death experience, the paperclip swapper's bullshit, refusing to deal with the poop in front of you, and a brand new tradition that's almost identical to several existing traditions.
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Outro: Asylum (Permanent Underclass) - Dälek
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The vision behind a celebrity beverage, the recovery of a stolen harp, an implausibly small hole, and a surprising fact about the Fellowship of the Ring.
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Outro: Apraxia - Dvrkworld
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If you're not subscribed to the bonus episodes you're missing out on everyone's favourite new entirely comprehensible character, the Timemaster. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for less than the price of a schooner a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Listener correspondence on piss gathering methodology, the return of a familiar fish-based problem in Newfoundland, the potential return of an American pastime, a father and son with too many guns, and how to spot a law enforcement officer.
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Outro: Deliverance - Karkara
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One man's attempt to take money from the economy and inject it back into the economy, a magical night interrupted by Bigfoot, a dying man's last grievance, and a question of etiquette.
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Outro: Buddhabrot - Ropsten
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Our annual Dutch New Years roundup, a shoe filled with mystery, misreading the cues in a cuck or hotwife situation, a perfectly understandable horse sedative mistake, and seeing the world in numbers but failing to understand them.
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Outro: A Boat to Drown In - METZ
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It's another free bonus episode for you, the freebos, while we're having a little break. Back next weekend xoxo
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you three American parables of unclear morality. Part 1: The voicemail message. Part 2: The grenade. Part 3: The Hitler incident.
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Outro: Odwa - Jo Bisso
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This is the sketch I was talking about, sorry it's on the world's worst website: https://x.com/joekjoek/status/1429875340512415762
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We don't have mass transit in the US because that's how George Soros and Klaus Schwab control where The Cabal allows you to go. Besides, we'd have to fill in all those massive heat-retaining parking lots and what fun would THAT be? Also, first thing I thought of was "Mormon bubbling", where denizens of porn-deprived regions like Utah Photoshop strategically placed circles of background color over bikini pictures to make illusory nudity.
Sounds promising, especially since it's free. The episode, I mean-- not the f*ng.
we have lawn Jockys 😟