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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Letting comparison be the thief of the joy of fucking someone else's wife, spray-painting the glyph of protection on the deer you were forced to set free, and making nothing but bad decisions during an act of charity. *** We discussed the guy with the inside deer in episode 325: Fuckable Mrs Doubtfired By A Close-Up Magician. *** Outro: UMI Says - Yasiin Bey *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: The final tale for this year's Spookvember, accidentally acquiring the perfect hangout spot, and the incredible claims of Kate Beckinsale. *** Outro: Into the Deep Time (One Sun) - Candy Claws *** This is the 99% Invisible episode about public stairs: https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/episode-75-secret-staircases/  *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by our friend Demi Lardner to discuss: The ongoing tales of Spookvember, punching up America's voiceover work, a raccoon that wasn't breastfed, and the Great American Hall of Name. *** Get Dragon Friends here: https://thedragonfriends.com/episodes/podcast/ Find Demi by searching for "Demi Lardner" *** Outro: L'Eau Bleue - Maston and L'Eclair *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week behind the paywall: A subtle edit to a famous work of art. Plus! A man with a gun who wishes you knew more about chickens, and the woe that befalls Dollar General every Tuesday. Get this and all 400+ of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A famous ghost in the California desert, a Lovecraftian Pontypooling in Mulgrave, a distinctive classic car that will never be seen again in Iowa, a flamingo that will never be seen again in Cornwall, and a forgotten eBay purchase. *** Outro: Ginger Jumps The Fence - The Herbaliser *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two more tales of the otherworldly, proximity to the synchrotron, prematurely finding out that you're dead, monkey trouble at length, and monkey trouble in brief. *** Outro: Silver Twin - Motrik *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two tales of the uncanny, an unclear link to a frozen turkey heist, a buried lede in the American police state, and a one-of-a-kind basketball court fostering unity. *** Outro: I Love You Mary Jane - Cypress Hill and Sonic Youth *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Stefan Heck from Blocked Party and the Go Off Kings to discuss: Making the worst possible meal choice before boarding, a clemency threshold for accidental baby theft, and the Clipping Report. *** Listen to Blocked Party here: https://www.patreon.com/blockedparty Watch the Go Off Kings here: https://www.twitch.tv/gooffkings *** Outro: Free Return - Space Shepherds *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben are joined by Well There's Your Problem's Justin Roczniak to talk about: The growing problem at the intersection of decreasing regulation and increasing grocerantisation, and the universal experiences of the road trip. *** Check out WTYP here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPxHg4192hLDpTI2w7F9rPg Find him on Bluesky here: https://bsky.app/profile/donoteat.bsky.social Watch his video on the Hyperloop here: https://youtu.be/4dn6ZVpJLxs?si=FLCWNaIGYT7sbrB4 Watch Ryan Delahanty's video on the Vegas Loop here: https://youtu.be/VPjODKUxV5g?si=ToxLaJ6ZPMG9kh3X Listen to the podcast episode I wildly misremembered about lettuce bags here: https://radiolab.org/podcast/forever-fresh  *** Outro: Truckers Delight - Flairs *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hidden behind the paywall this week: High level improv from some of Australia's best non-professional comedians. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One man's feelings going into Locktober, a pair of unrelated incidents that can't bode well, a seal on the mend, and the RIPing Report. *** Outro: Softcore - Tamaryn *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy and Ben bring you: The teen left holding the bag after the motorcycle revving jamboree, the steady encroachment of protein, no culpability for the driverless vehicle, a bad fact about a clothing store, and the sketches of Hans Gruber. *** Outro: Drone - Chastity Belt *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy and Ben are joined by ex-husband of the show and Savant Garde host Jesse Black to discuss: The gift of an egg, a speedy yet dignified embalming, a missing horse found, and the promise of 25 years of technological development. The thing I was trying to think of was the Socorro isopod. *** Outro: Summon the Moon - Windhand *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Trying to attain cuck pleasure without putting in the hard work, losing everything in the attempt of preserving your beauty, and Subwaytch. *** Outro: Contact Blitz - KMD *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: AI arriving in small-town America, queering the gangbang, a pattern among Tesla drivers, the end of a two-headed miracle, a cruel photoshoot, and the Clipping Report. *** Outro: The Master and his Emissary - Mammoth Weed Wizard Bastard *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's a freebie! Just for you! This is a fun recent bonus episode we can hopefully use to entice you over to the Patreon. No pressure but. patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Lucy, Theo, Ben, and Andrew bring you: An update to the man in the United Airlines crawlspace, a miraculous gold cross given from father to son, a woman ready to help an astronaut in peril, and the consequences of America's declining appeal. *** Outro: Space Vato - John Garcia and the Band of Gold *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Our treasured friend Demi Lardner joins us to talk about: One of the worst ways to be hung upside down, exploring your options with the bucket of cash you found, and a plague of ghost cars. *** Watch So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VI7qgpQmws *** Outro: Dark Matter - Quiltro *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Josh Boerman from The Worst of All Possible Worlds and Ill Conceived joins us to talk about: A big-time snub for a historic big unit, a slow and courageous chase, Texan cybercrime, an arrest a lifetime too late, and the crimes of a baseball mentat. *** Check out The Worst of All Possible Worlds here: https://www.worstpossible.world/ Check out Ill Conceived here: https://illconceivedpodcast.com/ *** Outro: El Boogaloo del Perro - Los Destellos *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Too much corn for some but not enough for others, a plane timeshare you never agreed to, a man in the roof intercepting your calls, and a man who only wants to sound the alarm. *** Outro: Bells & Circles - Underworld and Iggy Pop *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: An opportunity to take back what WAPCoin took from you, the new Pepsi, advice for the prospective nightfiller, extreme diarrhea en route to Indianapolis, and the exploits of a Momentress. *** Outro: subversive - MAQUINA. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista