No Redeeming Feature?

CONTENT WARNING - Consent in this movie is a bit fuzzy, ok a LOT fuzzy, so we touch on that a bit. If you're sensitive to that kind of thing, perhaps skip this episode. The critics on Rotten Tomatoes thought this movie was only 9% of what it could have been. But what did we think? It's our last musical themed episode before we go off into the unknown for our seasonless episodes in the future!

Another polarizing movie where the critics were grumpy and audiences gave it a solid 73%. But who is right? Listen in to find out what WE think! Our outro song for this episode is Scrappy Lil Cat by Charlie Peacock.. for reasons...

Xanadu comes in at a whopping 5.3 on IMDb, and has 29% Critic's score on Rotten Tomatoes. A suffering artist meets an otherworldly muse and they team up with none other than Gene Kelley to fulfill a dream and open up a nightclub called Xanadu. How many suffering artist will we have to endure on this here podcast? Is this movie a Xana-do or a Xana-don't? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT! We do talk about weight and body image from the 1h3min - 1hr13min mark, so if you are sensitive to that kind of thing, you might want to skip that portion of the podcast.

39% on Rotten Tomatoes, 5.8 on IMDb... were the critic's being generous with this movie version of the musical Nine which was loosely based on Federico Fellini's semi-autobiographical film 8½? Will Pauline and Emily survive this "limp facsimile of a film"?* Strap in... it's going to be a bumpy ride. *David Harris - Spectrum Culture

Beary Barrington goes on an adventure to save Country Bear Hall by getting the Country Bears back together for a reunion concert. This movies is rated 4.2 on IMDb,  with a 31% Critic's Score on Rotten Tomatoes. Is it... Redeemable?

Critics and Audiences did NOT agree on this one... but who will we side with? Also featuring our good friend Chris, who takes us through a little tech spot about the accuracy of the sound systems at Tess's fine Burlesque establishment.

We're not going to beat around the bush here. Watch this movie. Watch it because BEA ARTHUR is in it. GO DO IT NOW. But is it redeemable? That's the question...

5.9 on IMDB and 43% Critic's Score on Rotten Tomatoes. We put Rock of Ages to the test to find out if its' redeeeeeeemmmable!

This week, we're reviewing the Rock Musical, I Kissed a Vampire. 50% Audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes, 4.2/10 on IMDB. 

This movie lands at 33% on the TOMATOMETER, but it has an 84% AUDIENCE SCORE... Do we think it's redeemable? Special thanks to this week's guest star, Sheri Eyre.

50% TOMATOMETER, 82% AUDIENCE SCORE Audiences seem to like this movie WAY more than the critics.. but what do WE think? That's the important question! This episode features special guests Jennifer and Laura from our sister podcast Kindred Features!

Welcome to Season Two! Glitter has a 6% TOMATOMETER, 48% AUDIENCE SCORE Is Glitter Redeemable? Have a listen to find out what we thought...

Whelp, we watched a movie that comes in at a whopping 59% on Rotten Tomatoes. Was it better than some of the 5% or under clunkers that we've been wading our way through? Tune in to find out what WE, a couple of female people, thought about Wonder Woman 1984. 

Join us on our journey into The Covenant (4% on Rotten Tomatoes), where we have a huge crush on, yet can't always confidently identify, Sebastian Stan...

I'm too exhausted from this movie to even write a proper description. Godspeed, should you choose to listen. - Emily WAIT We have a guest! Thanks for putting up with us, J.D.

Well, Hollywood really "kranked" that one out, didn't they? Coming in at a cheery 5% on Rotten Tomatoes, this holiday film was... well, have a listen to the episode to find out what we thought! Featuring My Family My Love by Charlie Peacock, and a clip from CBS New York - Felicity Huffman Sentenced To Jail In College Admissions Scandal... this episode goes many places. ENJOY!

Rotten Tomatoes Score - 1% A small group of survivors are left behind after millions of people suddenly vanish and the world is plunged into chaos and destruction. Starring Nick Cage and Lea Thompson We really really really wanted Nick to take this one home for us. Did he? One can only hope.

Rotten Tomatoes Score - 4% A meddling mother tries to set her daughter up with the right man so her kid won't follow in her footsteps. Starring Mandy Moore and Diane Keaton  Listen. Sometimes you just choose a movie because Diane Keaton is in it. Sometimes it works out. Sometimes it doesn't. Any bets on how this one was? Listen to find out what we thought about this movies that we watched!

Rotten Tomatoes Score - 4% Two wealthy sisters, both heiresses to their family's cosmetics fortune, are given a wake-up call when a scandal and ensuing investigation strip them of their wealth. Starring Hilary and Haylie Duff  Well, the trailer REALLY buried the lead on this one. Did you know that Brent Spiner is in this movie? We originally watched this movie on YouTube, but it has since been taken down, and it's really hard to find online for some reason. But hey, there's a DVD of it on amazon for $3.49, so if you're dying to watch it, head over there, buy the DVD, wait the one month for standard shipping to get it to you, and then come back to listen to this episode. Or just... maybe listen anyways?  Was our first foray into terribly reviewed movies a success? Listen to find out!

Oh hi there, we're here, but we're out of the break! It sure was fun in there, but now that Kindred Features has let us out into the real world, we're so thrilled to be here in podcast land to start hoisting our opinions on you. This is Pauline and Emily's show all about movies that probably are not redeemable... but on the off chance that they might be so bad they're good... or just misunderstood... we're diving right into movies that are under 5% on Rotten Tomatoes for our first season of No Redeeming Feature? Join us. It's strange in here.