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On this weeks episode /$%^(&EW$($^-This week, Will and Ian (Nora is absent once again, possibly kidnapped by mediocre Wi-Fi) deliver what can only be described as a masterclass in podcasting. They heroically tackle saving family, outsmarting rogue AI, and explaining why “bad” can sometimes be good — because obviously they would know — while “boring” is always unforgivable.Prepare for an avalanche of frustration, disappointment, and chaotic brilliance as the guys dive deep into AI, life, and their own unparalleled greatness. It’s messy, it’s loud, it’s wildly self-important… honestly, you’re welcome this WAS NOT WRITTEN BY AI-THE RUNNING MAN (2025) R 133 minutesDirected by: Edgar Wright. Starring: Glen Powell, Jayme Lawson, Josh Brolin, Coleman Domingo, Lee Pace, Michael Cera, Katy O'Brien, Sean Hayes, Martin Herlihy, Debi Mazar, William H. Macy, Emilia Jones and Many Other Talented People!00:30- We're Both At Home...02:00- Frist Thoughts08:00- THE RUNNING MAN (2025)11:30- Tasty Morsels14:30- Rating/Review47:00- Totals50:00- Alternate Movie Recommendation: Series 751:00- Next Week/Bye!Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Kill Bill

On this week's episode Will & Ian are joined, on a quest, an adventure, a journey! By Special Guest Stefan Kempski! Together they will travel, and eat, and drink, and smoke, and gather more crew, and just have a jolly little time, maybe with some death, who knows, why, because it's-THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001) (extended edition) pg-13 178 minutesDirected by: Peter Jackson. Starring: Elijah Wood, Ian McKellan, Sean Astin, Viggo Mortenson, Sean Bean, Christopher Lee, Orlando Bloom, Johnathan Rhys-Davies, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Hugo Weaving, Cate Blanchett, Liv Tyler, Ian Holm, Andy Serkis and Many Other Talented People!00:00:30- Welcome Back Stefan!00:02:00- First Thoughts00:11:30- LOTR Trivia!00:20:00- THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001)00:25:00- Rating/review01:08:30- Totals01:12:00- Next Week01:14:00- Thank You Stefan! Bye all! Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Crime 101

On this week's episode Will & Ian experience a change in power dynamic. This week Ian & Will have to work a few things out. This wee-SEND HELP R 113 minute Directed by: Sam Raimi. Starring Rachel McAdams, Dylan O'Brien, Dennis Haysbert, Edyll Ismail, Xavier Samuel, Chris Pang, Thaneth Warakulnukroh, Emma Raimi and Many Other Talented People!03:00- Frist Thoughts09:30- Send Help 12:00- Ian got a new phone... but should maybe avoid water16:00- Tasty Morsels19:00- Rating/Review50:50- Totals51:30- Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) (extended cut)

On this weeks episode Will & Ian decide it's time to revisit a movie from their childhood, create a convoluted plot with plenty of enjoyable scenes, mess it all up in an attempt to swede it and ultimately screw it up, because that's just-ANACONDA (2025) Pg-13 99 minutesDirected by: Tom Gormicon. Starring: Jack Black, Paul Rudd, Steve Zahn, Thandiwe Newton, Daniela Melchoir, Selton Mello, Ice Cube, Ione Skye, Paul Ricardo Diaz, John Billingsly, Sebastion Sero, Diego Arnary and Many Other Talented People!02:30- First Thoughts09:30- Oscar Talk19:00- ANACONDA (2025)21:00- Tasty Morsels23:30- Rating/Review55:00- Totals57:30- Next Week/Bye!Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: Send Help

On this week's episode Will & Ian shall GET THEIR REVENGE! On that guy who did that thing a long time ago, it doesn't matter so much right now, what does is the path of destruction, the road of death and determination! In-SISU: ROAD TO REVENGE R 89 minutesDirected by: Jalmari Helander. Staring Jorma Tommila, Stephen Lang, Richard Brake, Kasper Velberg and Many Other Talented People!01:00- First Thoughts08:00- SISU: Road To REVENGE13:00- Tasty Morsels16:30- Rating/Review51:30- Totals54:30- Next Week/Bye! Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: Anaconda (2025)

A new season begins! Will & Ian begin the new season without Nora, who will be taking some time off, the way they always do,with NICOLAS F-N CAGE! That's right, they bring in A.E. Bennett to help close out the 90s Cage-Trifecta of Action Movies, and kick this season off with a BANG! They'll put the bunny BACK because it's-CON AIR (1997) R 115 minutesDirected by: Simon West. Starring: Nicolas Cage, John Cusak, John Malkovich, Ving Rhames, Colm Meaney, Steve Buscemi, Dave Chappelle, Danny Trejo, Monica Potter, Mykelti Williamson, Nick Chinlund, Rachel Ticotin, M.C. Gainey, Renoly Santiago and Many Other Talented People!00:45- WELCOME BACK to SEASON 6! (and a brief announcement)01:45- Welcome A.E. Bennett08:00- First Thoughts17:30- CON AIR (19917)21:00- Tasty Morsels24:00- Rating/Review56:00- Totals56:45- Next Week/Thank You AE/Bye!Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: Sisu 2: Road to Revenge

On this weeks episode, the Final Episode of the Season Will, Ian & Nora (absent) return to the Knives Out Crime scene to yet again solve the mystery of "Is this a good movie"! After their last foray into this mystery world, with Glass Onion, will they again tumble into fighting, or will they be more agreeable, as the discuss-WAKE UP DEAD MAN PG-13 144 minutesDirected by: Rian Johnson. Starring: Daniel Craig, James O'Connor, Josh Brolin, Glenn Close, Kerry Washington, Jeremy Renner, Mila Kunis, Andrew Scott, Thomas Hayden Church, Cailee Spaeny, Daryl McCormack, Jeffrey Wright and Many Other Talented People!02:30- Season 5 Fun Facts07:30- First Thoughts11:00- WAKE UP DEAD MAN13:00- Tasty Morsels15:30- Rating/Review44:00- Totals45:30- That's Season 5! Thank You everyone! See You In a Couple of Weeks for SEASON 6Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext SEASON! in a few weeks

On this week's' CHRISTMAS episode Will, Ian AND NORA(!!) talk to their annual Santa Clause, Aaron Sudbury, back to the show! This year that talk Carlos (Chuck) Ray Norris and his defense of Miami-Dade, USA against a large band of villains and scum. A true hero, protecting us from-INVASION U.S.A. (1985) R 107minutesDirected by: Joseph Zito. Starring: Chuck Norris, Richard Lynch, Melissa Prophet, Alexander Zale, Alex Colon, Eddie Jones, Billy Drago and Many Other Talented People!00:30- Welcome Back Aaron!01:00- First Thoughts12:30- Invasion U.S.A. (1985)14:30- Tasty Morsels17:00- Rating/Review48:00- Totals49:00- Next Week/Thank You Aaron!/Bye!atreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: Wake Up Deadman: A Knives Out Mystery (available on Netflix)(previously we discussed Glass Onion in Season 3)

This Week Will, Ian & Nora (who is out, one last time) Must take on a mission to retrieve some deadly missiles from the hands of villainous Terrorists. How will they do it? How will they obtain the necessary intel... Who knows, who cares, they are-NAVY SEALS (1990) R 117 minutesDirected By: Lewis Teague. Starring: Michael Biehn, Charlie Sheen, Bill Paxton, Dennis Haysbert, Joanne Whalley, Rick Rossovich, Cyril O'Reilly, Paul Sanchez, Nicholas Kadi, S. Epatha Merkerson And Many Other Talented People!00:03:00- Personal History00:06:00- First Thoughts00:16:00- NAVY SEALS (1990)00:19:00- Tasty Morsels00:21:00- Rating/Review01:01:00- Totals01:02:00- Next Week/Thank You/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.comNext Week: Invasion U.S.A. (1985) (available on Amazon Prime)

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora (sadly without) talk The Whole damn thing. Part 1. Part 2. They get cool, and play some fun music and yack about 2 movies now 1, and superman.... and a dead goldfish... But that's right, it's-KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR (Unrated) 275 minutes01:00- First Thoughts07:00- KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR09:30- Tasty Morsels13:30- Rating/Review50:00- Totals51:00- Se Old Movies53:00- Next Week/Bye!Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Navy Seals (1990) (available on Amazon Prime

On this week's Episode Will, Ian & Nora (who is out again) are joined by Marco Badaraco on this, the disney-fication of their first episode together (pineapple express). Much like Prey, Predator and Predator 2, their last episode together was R rated, drugs, language, adult themes. But this time, less of everything, more teamwork oriented, more-PREDATOR: BADLANDS PG-13 107 minutesDirected by: Dan Trachtenberg. Starring: Elle Fanning, Dimitrius Schuster-Koloamatangi, Michael Homik, Reuben De Jong, Alison Wright and Many Other Talented People!00:30- Welcome Back Marco!01:00- First Thoughts16:45- PREDATOR: BADLANDS19:30- Rating/Review45:00- Totals48:00- Thank You Marco!/Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: The Running Man (2025)

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora (who in out) welcome JAKE BONN to the show! Together they'll brave the HOT HOT streets of Los Angeles 1997 in this MONTH OF PREDATOR and take on a gang slaying vigilante who is also a-PREDATOR 2 (1990) R 108minutesDirected by: Stephen Hopkins. Starring: Danny Glover, Bill Paxton, Gary Busey, Maria Conchia Alonso, Rubén Blades, Robert Davi, Adam Baldwin, Kent McCord, Morton Downey Jr., Calvin Lockhart, Kevin Peter Hall and Many Other Talented People!00:00:30- Welcome JAKE BONN!00:01:45- First Thoughts00:13:45- Guestions00:21:45- PREDATOR 2 (1990)00:24:00- Tasty Morsels00:33:45- Rating/Review01:06:45- Totals01:09:00- Next Week in PREDATOR MONTH/Thank You Jake!/Bye!Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Predator: Badlands

On this week's episode Will, Ian and Nora (who was out this week) head to the jungles of Val Verde to find some hostages, but instead find their worst nightmares, they find-PREDATOR (1987) R 107 minutesDirected by John McTiernan. Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers, Bill Duke, Jesse Ventura, Sonny Landham, Richard Chaves, Elpidia Carillo, R.G. Armstrong, Shane Black, Kevin Peter Hall and Many other Talented People!01:15- Predator Month!!03:30- First Thoughts09:00- PREDATOR (1987)12:30- Tasty Morsels20:30- Rating/Review53:30- Totals54:00- Next week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Predator 2 (1990) available on Hulu

On this week's episode Will, Ian and a Triumphantly returning Nora are joined by Nora's boo thang KEVIN! They'll uncover mysteries via hypnosis and talk about times past as they discuss-STIR OF ECHOES (1999) R 99 minutesDirected by: David Koepp. Starring: Kevin Bacon, Kathyn Erbe, Kevin Dunn, Zachary David Cope, Illeana Douglas, Conor O'Farrell, Lusia Strus and Many Other Talented People!00:00:30- Welcome KEVIN! (and welcome back Nora!)00:01:00- First Thoughts00:09:00- GUESTIONS00:13:00- STIR OF ECHOES (1999)00:15:30- Tasty Morsels00:21:00- Rating/Review00:57:30- Totals00:58:30- Thank You Kevin!!/Bye!Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Predator (1987) available on Hulu

On this week's episode Will, Ian and sadly no Nora are joined again by JENNY 5-ALIVE! To talk spiders. Scary, yucky, gross spiders. In a movie that has long terrified Ian, because spiders. Creepy, crawly eww spiders, so gross, spiders, yuck, eegh-ARACHNAPHOBIA (1990) PG-13 109 minutesDirected by: Frank Marshall. Starring: Jeff Daniels, John Goodman, Julien Sands, Harley Jane Kozak, Stuart Pankin, Brian McNamera, Henry Jones, Mark L. Taylor, Peter Jason, Kathy Kinney and Many Other Talented People!00:00:30- Welcome Back Jenny!00:02:30- First Thoughts00:12:30- ARACHNAPHOBIA (1990) 00:16:30- Tasty Morsels00:29:30- Rating/Review01:01:00- Totals01:03:30- Thank You Jenny! Keep an eye out for YETI or NOT on Shudder in December!01:04:45- Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Stir of Echoes (1999) available on Prime

On this week's episode of ⁠John Carpente⁠r's THE Last Horror Critics Will, Ian & not Nora this week, will traverse the American Southwest in search of the Ultimate Master! They'll take a lesser Baldwin and a guy who's really into asking people about their boners! That's right, really into wood! And they'll rediscover their passion for... not much really, because this is-⁠JOHN CARPENTER⁠'S VAMPIRES (1998) R 103 minutesDirected by: ⁠John Carpenter⁠. Starring: James Woods, Daniel Baldwin, Sheryl Lee, Thomas Ian Griffith, Tim Guinee, Maximillian Schell, Mark Boone Jr. and Many Other Talented People!00:04:00- A Public Apology00:06:00- First Thoughts00:10:30- John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)00:13:00- Tasty Morsels00:16:00- Rating/Review00:59:30- Totals01:00:30- Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Arachnaphobia (1991) with JENNY 5-ALIVE

This week, we continue down the SpoOoOoky Scary October Road! Will, Ian (& no Nora this week) but welcoming back Jenny Five Alive! Knowwhatimean!? We'll confront childhood fears, and and enjoy some Bulgarian MIAK on pancakes, as we all talk-ERNEST SCARED STUPID (1991) PG 91 minutesDirected by: John R. Cherry III. Starring: Jim Varney, Eartha Kitt, Shay Aster, Austin Nagler, Jonas Moscartolo, Bill Byrge, John Cadenhead, Daniel Butler, Barkley, and Many Other Talented People!00:30- No Nora this week, but Welcome Back Jenny!02:00- First Thoughts08:30- an Ernest Quiz15:00- ERNEST SCARED STUPID (1991)17:45- Tasty Morsels22:00- Rating/Review52:00- Totals55:30- Next Week/Jenny's got a Short film Coming to Shudder- YETI OR NOTPatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: John Carpernter's Vampires (1998)

This week Will and Ian are without Nora. But they do have JAY PICHARDO! Why? Cause Halloween! Cause Horror! Cause-HEREDITARY (2018) R 127 minutesWritten & DIrected by: Ari Aster. Starring: Toni Collette, Gabriel Byrne, Alex Wolff, Millie Shapiro, Ann Dowd and Many Other Talented People!00:30- Welcome Back Jay!01:00- First Thoughts06:30- HEREDITARY (2018)09:00- Tasty morsels11:00- Rating/Review53:00- Totals56:00- What's Comin' up for Jay? How about Tapawingo!57:30- Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Hereditary (2018)

This week Will, Ian & Nora go backstage and talk-GREEN ROOM (2015) R 95minutesDirected by: Justin Saulnier. Starring: Anton Yelchin, Imogen Poots, Patrick Stewart, Alia Shawcat, and Many Other Talented People!00:00:45- First Thoughts00:10:00- GREEN ROOM (2015)00:12:00- Tasty Morsels00:14:30- Rating/Review01:06:30- Totals01:07:00- Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Hereditary (2018)

This week Will, Ian & Nora welcome the great A.E. Bennett on to discuss one of the greatest action... no, no not action this week, no this week ROMANCE! That's right, we have range, we can talk about OTHER things! Maybe not Ian, he's not great with something like romance, makes him uncomfortable, you listen, you'll get it. But the other three, THEY understand romance, THEY understand-PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) PG 128minutesDirected By: Joe Wright. Starring Keira Knightly, Matthew Macfayden, Brenda Blethyn, Donald Sutherland, Judi Dench, Talulah Riley, Rosamund Pike, Jena Malone, Carey Mulligan, Simon Woods, Kelly Reilly, Pip Torrens, Tom Hollander, Rupert Friend and Many Other Talented People!00:00:45- Welcome Back A.E. Bennett!!!00:02:30- First Thoughts00:14:00- What's your favorite "bad movie'?00:23:30- PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005)00:26:30- Tasty Morsels00:33:00- Rating Review01:09:30- Totals01:10:00- Next Week/Month01:12:45- Booksbybennett.com Thank You A.E. Bennett!/ Bye!Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   Thelastactioncritics@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Green Room (2015)