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© Thomas Stimpson and Kelham Metcalf
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Join hosts Kelham Metcalf and Thomas Stimpson as they stumble through the world of cinema. From garbage to gold and everything in between, these life-long friends are here to remind you that sometimes it's okay to not know anything.
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What do you get when you cross the Looney Toons with a story about a drunk trying to find love? Maybe something like the movie, "Hundreds of Beavers." In this episode the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, take a dive into this wacky movie that was never going to be a big hit, but managed to pull of something that cinema has been struggling to accomplish for years. Join in the conversation and see why this film is one worth checking out!
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
It's time for another episode of your favorite socio-political commentary podcast, Two and-a-Half Dipshits! This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, review the latest entry into the Statham-verse, "The Beekeeper." While half of us are still cleaning up from the honey bath, we hope you will tune in for a fun and truly wild ride!
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
Dev Patel punches, kicks, and directs his way into action hero territory with, "Monkey Man!" Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we review this Indian martial arts revenge flick. From examine the fights, to marveling at the tricked-out rickshaws, and even exploring the film's social commentary, you won't want to miss this conversation. Did Patel deliver a knockout debut? Tune in to find out.
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
Whether you're a Dune devotee or a curious newcomer, join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we dissect the plot twists, analyze questionable character choices, and explore the film's deeper themes. Fear not, for the journey is peppered with the witty observations, literary comparison, and enough fun to make even Paul Atreides crack a smile.
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
Slip away to another dimension with the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we unpack the sci-fi thriller, "Coherence!" We'll dissect the twists and turns of the plot, talk the neighborly drama turned cosmic chaos, and answer the burning question: if realities merged, would you recognize your own? Get ready for glowsticks, ketamine, and maybe a little existential pondering.
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
Prepare for a mind-bending trip into the unknown as the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, dissect Alex Garland's sci-fi head-scratcher, Annihilation. Join in the conversation as we unpack the film's stunning visuals, cryptic plot, and thought-provoking themes. Did the Shimmer offer enlightenment of annihilation? We debate the motivations of the characters and question their sanity (including our own) and unravel and marvel at the film's ambiguous ending. Whether you're a die-hard Garland fan, or just curious about this trippy film, this episode is for you. So grab your hazmat suit and tune in to Unqualified Observers!
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Thomas - @stimpyisking
Buckle up, because this week the Unqualified Observers dive into the bizarre yet strangely endearing film, "The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot" (2018) starring none other than Sam Elliot. Is it a B-movie bonanza or a surprisingly heartfelt tale? Find out in this week's episode.
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Thomas - @stimpyisking
Is the future all bio-hacking teenagers and creepy crawlies? The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, dive deep into the strange and beautiful world of "Vesper". Get ready for laughs and deeply entrenched debates about the lifting capacity of under-nourished teens as we dissect this sci-fi coming-of-age story. Is it a hidden gem or a forgotten relic of the bargain bin? Tune in to find out!
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
Well, here we are. In this episode, Kelham and Thomas, review the 2024 remake of Roadhouse, Road House. Join in the fun as we see how this new model stacks up against the tried and true classic. See Jake Gyllenhaal punch, Connor McGregor punch, and see boats punch, in this action packed cup of Cuban coffee. We also review the 5th episode of season 2 of Invincible on Prime. You won't want to miss it!
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
This week, Kelham and Thomas, set their sights on the fantastical 2012 Telugu film, Eega! Join us for our review of this movie where a man, reborn as a housefly, seeks revenge on his killer. We'll delve into the crazy fog-esque visuals, the bond between a fly and his human woman love interest, and the epic showdown for justice. Get ready for laughs, intrigue, and maybe a newfound appreciation for the power of a tiny insect.
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
Did Oppenheimer unleash a genie he couldn't put back in the bottle? In this episode, Kelham and Thomas, dissect Christopher Nolan's latest film, "Oppenheimer." We'll crack some jokes, analyze the performances, and try (and fail) to explore the science on screen. Join the Unqualified Observers for a fun and informative look at the birth of the atomic bomb... hopefully without any meltdowns!
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
Buckle up for a high-octane sci-fi thriller ride! This episode dives into the 2018 film "Upgrade," where a paralyzed widower gets a mysterious offer: an experimental chip implant that grants him superhuman abilities. What starts as a quest for revenge becomes a mind-bending exploration of technology, morality, and the very definition of humanity. Join Kelham and Thomas as they dissect the film's action, themes, and surprising twists!
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
Doo-wop dreams meet dysfunction in this episode of Unqualified Observers as, Thomas and Kelham, review "The Five Heartbeats" with Chris and Reg! from Stimpson Ain't Easy. Prepare for the good times, the bad times, and the age of question, "Is there a heart in the house tonight?" So stand up, and get ready for a fun ride down a classic fictional biopic.
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
Chris - @playmaker316
Reg! - livefromthis.com (music) livefromthat.com (merch)
Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we dive into Dog Soldiers (2002) with our guest Collin Miller. Prepare to be pleasantly surprised by this gem of a film that could well have changed the landscape of werewolf films, had it found widespread success. You won't want to miss this one, it's a howling good time!
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
Get ready to listen, laugh, and maybe even sing along! Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, take a lighthearted look at "The Wedding Singer," exploring the film's iconic moments, cheesy tropes, and undeniable charm. From Billy Idol's cameo to the unforgettable "Grow Old with You" scene, is this a love story for the ages or a product of its time? Tune in to find out.
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Thomas - @stimpyisking
Sink your teeth into the surreal with Unqualified Observers' review of El Conde! Buckle up as Kelham and Thomas dissect this wild ride where 250-year-old vampiric Augusto Pinochet (yes, that Augusto Pinochet) grapples with mortality, bloodlust, and an existential crisis. Expect vibes, shrieks, and questionable choices as we explore the film's satirical bite and historical shadows. Tune in, bloodsuckers and cinephiles alike, for an episode that sure to leave you thirsty for more.
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Thomas - @stimpyisking
Buckle up, film fans! Join, Kelham and Thomas, as the Unqualified Observers dissect the time-warping trip that is Synchronic. Hot takes, sharp wit, and quantum debates collide as we explore Anthony Mackie & Jamie Dornan's wild ride. From melted clocks to philosophical ponderings, prepare to have your mind blown all the way to the ice age in this episode. Hit play, and let's get temporal in here.
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Thomas - @stimpyisking
Get ready for mud, Finnish fury, and a gold mine of Nazi-blasting mayhem. In this episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, dive headfirst into the gloriously over-the-top action flick, Sisu (2023). Imagine Rambo, but Finnish, with a pickaxe. We're talking explosions, skull stabbing, and a surprisingly emotional core that'll leave you cheering for this one-man army against all odds. So grab some Sahti, and join us in this unqualified observation of Sisu - you won't regret it.
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Thomas - @stimpyisking
Crank up the juice and brace for adrenaline overload as Kelham and Thomas dissect the buckwild action flick "Crank!" Join the Unqualified Observers for outrageous stunts, questionable life choices, and philosophical musings on keeping your heart pumping (nasal spray optional). It's Statham unleashed, explosions galore, and more laughs than you can count, so get ready for a wild ride.
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
In this episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, brave the fever dream that is "Dream Scenario." Nicolas Cage is trapped in a world where his nobody existence is thrust into viral fame, and the lines between reality and nightmare blur like bad special effects. We'll unpack the existential cringe, explore the satirical skewering of celebrity culture, and ponder the age-old question: are sweatpants ever truly comfortable? Join us for a decent into Nic Cage's wildest dreams (and maybe your own) - it's gonna be a trip!
As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.
Contact Us:
Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
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