Under The Table Read

In our spooky Hallowe'en episode, Hiding Under The Table Read, we read several stories, from sources such as Tumblr, R/NoSleep, and Creepypasta wiki. Today's readings include:I Think I'm Dating A GooseI Can See Auras And It's A Curseand You'll Never Even Know

We continue our reading of the infamous My Immortal fanfiction, making our way through chapters 6-10. We meet Harry "Vampire" Potter, Voldemort gives us a gun, and Mary is there. Can we keep from breaking into obnoxious laughter? Probably not!Below is a copypaste of some suicide hotline numbers for those who may need it. Given the nature of this content we felt this was important to provide.Suicide Hotline Numbers If you or anyone you know are struggling, please, PLEASE reach out for help. You are worthy, you are loved and you will always be able to find assistance.Argentina: +5402234930430Australia: 131114Austria: 017133374Belgium: 106Bosnia & Herzegovina: 080 05 03 05Botswana: 3911270Brazil: 212339191Bulgaria: 0035 9249 17 223Canada: 5147234000 (Montreal); 18662773553 (outside Montreal)Croatia: 014833888Denmark: +4570201201Egypt: 7621602Finland: 010 195 202France: 0145394000Germany: 08001810771Holland: 09000767Hong Kong: +852 2382 0000Hungary: 116123Iceland: 1717India: 8888817666Ireland: +4408457909090Italy: 800860022Japan: +810352869090Mexico: 5255102550New Zealand: 045861048Netherlands: 09000113Norway: +4781533300Philippines: 028969191Poland: 5270000Russia: 0078202577577Spain: 914590050South Africa: 0514445691Sweden: 46317112400Switzerland: 143United Kingdom: Various recourcesUSA: 18002738255

Starting off with our worst foot forward, we begin our exploration into the world of fanfiction with what is perhaps the most well known fanfic, and internet legend, My Immortal. Chapters 1-5.Starring: Jason Byrne, Rebecca Lashmar, and Sarah Mae Banning