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Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people.
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Send a text "The Bro-mance is Over" RHOP S10 REUNION PART 3, RHOBH S15 E11, VPR S12 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E04 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S10 REUNION PART 3 The downfall of Wendy. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E11 Why are we still in the Hamptons?! VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E12 Pride SUMMER HOUSE S10 E04 Bro-code is a thing Jesse... Timestamps: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:07:34 MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:34 - 00:18:14 RHOP: 00:18:14 - 00:31:56 RHOBH: 00:31:56 - 00:44:44 VPR: 00:44:44 - 00:55:55 SUMMER H...
Send a text "Good Bye Jill Zarin" RHOBH S15 E06 , VPR S12 E07, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E01 Jill Zarin fired from her new show on E! HA! Bye B*tch! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E06 Amanda needs to go. VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E07 Angelica.. SUMMER HOUSE S10 E01 We love Summer House! And Amanda definitely hates Kyle. TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:09:36 MENTION IT ALL: 00:09:36 - 00:19:23 RHOBH: 00:19:23 - 00:36:09 VPR: 00:36:09 - 00:48:20 SUMMER HOUSE: 00:48:20 - 01:11:56 F*MARRYKILL: 01:11:56...
Send a text "From a PJ to a Gas Station" RHOSLC REUNION PART 2 , RHOP S10 E16, RHOBH S15 E06 , VPR S12 E07 We have opinions about what is going on in this country and we needed to talk about it. #fuckice #alexpretti If you just want to hear us talk about housewives, please see the timestamps. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY REUNION PART 2 This could have been 1 part.. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S10 E16 .. We thought it would be impossible for this trip to get any worse. REAL HOU...
Send a text "You Agitate My Spirit" RHOSLC REUNION PART 1 , RHOP S10 E14, RHOBH S15 E05 , VPR S12 E06 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY REUNION PART 1 This was a boring start to a reunion.. let's see what comes. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S10 E14 No water?! Absolutely not! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15E05 Jennifer Tilly, a national treasure. VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E06 Angelica... just no. TIMESTAMPS INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:06 MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:06 - 00:20:56 RHOSLC: 00:20:...
Send a text HAPPY 2026 HOUSEMATES! It's a new year, let's do this! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S06 E20 The perfect way to end a season, The Sisters of Salt REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S10 E13 So about Angel... REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15E04 Rachel Zoe and Jennifer Tilly WE LOVE YOU! VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E05 ..... we could have called this something different .. but anyway, guess its nice to be back at Sur? Timestamps: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:50 MENTIO...
Send a text "Mole out of a Mountain Hill" RHOC S19E12 RHOSLC S06E02 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 12 Over it REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S06 E02 Thank god our ladies are BACK! Timestamps INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:16:46 MENTION IT ALL - 00:16:46 - 00:23:33 RHOC - 00:23:33 - 00:40:40 RHOSLC - 00:40:40 - 01:05:38 OUTRO - 01:05:38 - END Buzzsprout Sign up link! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1801338 Make sure to follow us on: Instagram | Youtube | Tiktok And ke...
Send a text "So about the OC" RHOC S19E07 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 7 We stan Katie, say what you want. TIMESTAMPS INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:21 MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:21 - 00:21:53 RHOC: 00:21:53 - 00:46:26 F***MARRYKILL: 00:46:26 - END Buzzsprout Sign up link! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1801338 Make sure to follow us on: Instagram | Youtube | Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!
Send a text "We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Recapping" RHOC S19E05 We may not be housemates anymore, we may be very far away from each other.. but we are finally back to our regular recaps! Thanks for listening and we hope you are as excited as we are to be back! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 5 So... about Gretchen.. INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:09:14 MENTION IT ALL: 00:09:14 - 00:21:51 RHOC: 00:21:51 - 00:49:57 F***MARRYKILL: 00:49:57 - END Buzzsprout Sign up link! h...
Send a text "Next Chapter, Best Chapter" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S14 E14, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E04 HOUSEMATES! We are so happy to be back, but unfortunately we need to take a couple of weeks off, as Robert is moving. We will be back in 3 weeks! Until then, enjoy this episode! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 Reunion Part 3 Stacey.. Stacey.. at this point is TJ really lying? REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S14 E14 Kathy fucking Hilton.. SUMMER HOUSE S09 E04 As if Kyle...
Send a text "A Horse Instead of a Date" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S14 E13, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E03 Housemates!! Thank you for coming back and we apologize for taking so long to put out a new epsiode. As you will hear in this episode we have been going through some things personally which took us away from the podcast. There will be a few more changes to come, please bare with us, but we are fully commited to being back and recapping the shitshows we all love so much!! REAL HOUSE...
Send a text "Grace Time is Over" RHOSLC S05 E11, RHONY S15 E09, RHOP S09 E08, & RHOBH S14 E02 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E11 The bonding exercises need to stop. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E09 Important topics, boring show. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E08 Mia, go away. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S14 E02 YES DORIT! And we love Boz! TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:05:42 MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:42 - 00:13:01 RHOSLC: 00:13:01 - 00:34:38 RHO...
Send a text "Surgeon #1, NOT an Extra" RHOC S18 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S05 E09, RHONY S15 E07, & RHOP S09 E06 Just a heads up, we are a bit unhinged this episode 😂 - enjoy! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 Reunion Part 2 Shannon WON. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E09 If you were Lisa, would you fly coach? REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E07 THIS NEEDS TO END REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E06 Stacey.. he's just not that into you. Timestamps: INTRO- 00:00:00 - 00:15:46...
Send a text "The Huzzbands of it All" RHOC S18 E17, RHOSLC S05 E07, RHONY S15 E05, & RHOP S09 E04 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E17 A fitting end to a good season. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E07 Ok, Bronwyn has won us over. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E05 SNORE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E04 Who doesn't love a bunk bed? TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:08:10 MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:10 - 00:13:27 RHOC: 00:13:27 - 00:34:03 RHOSLC: 00:34:03 - 00:54:59...
Send a text "Gangstas & Alcohol" RHOC S18 E16, RHOSLC S05 E06, RHONY S15 E04, & RHOP S09 E03 Make sure your voice is heard and go vote! Find out where to vote near you here: www.vote.org REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E16: We get it, Tamara and Heather are the mean girls. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E06: Mob Wives Anniversary party REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E04: Pigeons and Hamptons REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E03: GNA or GFO? TIMESTAMPS: INTRO:...
Send a text "Friendship F*KR" RHOC S18 E14, RHOSLC S05 E04, RHONY S15 E02, & RHOP S09 E01 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E14 Boat rides and selfishness. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E04 Curling, beer caves, regal beer and drag shows. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E02 Scientology and Bitcoin .. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E01 2 DUIs, and 13 indictment?! TIMESTAMPS: INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:03:35 MENTION IT ALL - 00:03:35 - 00:09:10 RHOC - 00:09:10 - 00:26:...
Send a text "You Do What with a Tampon?!" RHOC S18 E13, RHOSLC S05 E03, & RHONY S15 E01 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E13 We are DONE Alexis! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E03 Ali-ba-ba REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E01 RHONY is back! TIMESTAMPS INTRO 00:00:00 - 00:05:04 MENTION IT ALL 00:05:58 - 00:09:56 RHOC - 00:09:56 - 00:26:22 RHOSLC - 00:26:22 - 00:39:39 RHONY - 00:39:39 - 00:58:06 F*MARRYKILL - 00:28:06 - END Buzzsprout Sign up link! https://www.buz...
Send a text "All You Do is Talk in Feelings, Why Don't You Talk in Facts" RHOC S18 E12, RHOSLC S05 E02 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E12 Eddie is CLEARLY over Tamara. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E02 Ropes on ropes on ropes. TIMESTAMPS: INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:05:58 MENTION IT ALL - 00:05:58 - 00:21:01 RHOC - 00:21:01 - 00:42:43 RHOSLC - 00:42:43 - 01:02:21 F*MARRYKILL - 01:02:21 - END Buzzsprout Sign up link! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1801338 Make ...
Send a text "I Will Be Your Villian, Bitch!" RHOC S18 E11, RHOSLC S05 E01 MENTION IT ALL: Did someone say RHONY party? Hand me my apple. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E08: Alexis needs to shut up and Heather needs a reality check. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E01: What a premiere! This gave everything and we need MORE. TIMESTAMPS: INTRO- 00:00:00 - 00:10:39 MENTION IT ALL- 00:10:39 - 00:20:33 RHOC- 00:20:33 - 00:41:38 RHOSLC- 00:41:38 - 01:02:00 F*MARRYKILL-01:...
Send a text "Forest Therapy is for the Birds" RHOC S18 E10 Of course we watched Secret Wives of Mormon Wives and the new season of Selling Sunset, and of course we have thoughts. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E08 Forest therapy, biscuits, and John Janssen. TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:08:52 MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:52 - 00:28:34 RHOC: 00:28:34 - 00:57:25 F*MARRYKILL: 00:57:25 - END Buzzsprout Sign up link! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1801338 Make sure to follow us on:...
Send a text "You Need to Hmmmm for your Breathalyzer" RHOC S18 E08 Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E08: Why does Teddy Gnatencamp always need to show up?! TIMESTAMPS: INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:07:10 MENTION IT ALL - 00:07:10 - 00:20:54 RHOC - 00:20:54 - 00:42:05 F*MARRYKILL - 00:42:05 - END Buzzsprout Sign up link! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1801338 Make sure to follow us on: Instagram | Youtube | Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!
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