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Beaumont, Paris, and Kevin lead you through the troubled wasteland of funkopops, disney adults, marvel movies, and bad opinions to the refreshing oasis of good opinions, firm convictions, mushy buffet-style ideology, and genuine camaraderie. Also just kidding if youre upset at anything or whatever.
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048 Earthbound and Down

048 Earthbound and Down

2022-07-0801:54:20

WP Fine Arts Edition. We are joined by the_last_male_poet to discuss Earthbound and Ezra Miller.  Follow the_last_male_poet on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_last_male_poet/ For more content and to support the arts subscribe to our patreon: www.patreon.com/westernpromises
The Boys had a wonderful conversation with Dan, a naked man. He is a nudist author and all around great guy.  In solidarity I was naked all day and during the podcast but rudely Paris and Kevin were fully clothed. Cowards. Topics: brett kavanaugh attempted shooting  Monkey given life sentence in India  Nude dating  Much more i think  Support the boys and get access to so much bonus content: patreon.com/westernpromises Check out more of Dan and his books at: https://dhjonathan.com/
ep043 Ludacris Naruto

ep043 Ludacris Naruto

2022-05-2001:16:37

(*^3^)/~♡ WESTERN PROMISES LOVE AND POSITIVITY ARC (*^3^)/~♡ 4 Indian guys and a monitor lizard walk into a bar.  Support the show and get more content: patreon.com/westernpromises Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIQ7BY9VwAXUFPkk6XZ6wnw
WESTERN PROMISES X WESTERN PROMISES A true David and Goliath story of a scrappy upstart podcasting company from Texas going up against a titan of industry creative agency from Paris.  We are joined by Chloe from Western Promises, a creative solutions agency based in Paris to discuss potential litigation, terrorism, decline of western civilization and expectations, Euphoria, Cuties, and what the hole that birds use to piss shit and cum out of is called.  WESTERN PROMISES http://western-promises.com If you enjoy this episode or any others you can support us on Patreon and get more episodes and a lot of other additional content.  patreon.com/westernpromises
shhhhhhhh shhhhh shhhh baby shhhhhhh im here for you. shhhhhhh shhhhhh i love you  i would never do anything to damage *us* 
040 SISSY HYPNO

040 SISSY HYPNO

2022-04-2501:05:09

R    E    L     A     X     N    O    W   YOU ARE FEELING SEXY. YOU ARE FEELING SO FREE. FUN STOCKINGS. FEELING HAPPY. FEELING FREE. WANTING TO PLEASE ME. WANTING TO DO THINGS FOR ME. FUN. HAPPY. NO CONSEQUENCES. CAREFREE. WEARING STOCKINGS. WEARING SEXY STOCKINGS. YOU ARE RATING THE SHOW ON SPOTIFY. 5 STARS. YOU ARE SUBSCRIBING TO THE PATREON  PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES
039 APOSTATE THINKING

039 APOSTATE THINKING

2022-04-0401:32:35

The fellas listen to and discuss the "Marking Talk" given to Beaumont's congregation when he left the Jehovah's Witnesses. This is part 1 of of 2. For part two subscribe to our patreon: www.patreon.com/westernpromises
036 Mikey Miles Part 1

036 Mikey Miles Part 1

2022-03-0956:58

What can we even say about this. The man, the legend, the infamous Mr. Mikey Miles.  This is part one of Mikey Miles on Western Promises.  For part two subscribe to our patreon: patreon.com/westernpromises Follow Mikey Miles on instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/mikeymiles160/
035 Lori Nicefoot

035 Lori Nicefoot

2022-03-0701:43:50

First official episode with kevinsorbofan as cohost. elden ring lori lightfoots cute little hoofs voyeurism  Russia/Ukraine analysis ELDEN RING patreon.com/westernpromises 
What an honor it is to finally joined by the man himself, Greg Schneiderhan.  Greg is a very genuine, funny guy and we had a great time talking to him. If you liked the episode and you enjoy Greg's content, help him out by donating to his paypal here: https://www.paypal.me/GregSchneiderhan?locale.x=en_US And listen to his podcast here: https://open.spotify.com/show/0fNlhpB0UrBzS4azqWVgVJ
Beyond Woke and Problematic joins us to discuss ant-work, KellyAnne Conway's tight little body, catboys, dry-ass-pussies, and so much more.  Follow bwap_2 here: https://www.instagram.com/bwap_2/ https://twitter.com/WokeBeyond
Join us in a celebration and appreciation of the feminine with Alex Beinstock. This is part one of the episode. for part two you'll need to mosey on down to patreon.com/westernpromises Follow Alex on instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/wholesomecreativeguy/
ADVERTISE ADVERTISE ADVERTISE The Kingdom of Jehovah.  discountfiooring hangs out and and attempts to beat the tadpole torture allegations  If you like what you hear folks consider subbing to the patreon here: www.patreon.com/westernpromises And you can follow discountfiooring on istagram here: discountfiooring
Happy new year. arent we all so glad to be dumping that heckin garbage fire that was 2021?!?! what a real douche-canoe of a year am i right?  Western Promises invites you to celebrate the first Monday of 2022 with Beaumont and Paris and our pal David. Who is this "David?" Well you will just have to listen to find out.  We love you.  If you enjoyed this episode or any of the other ones, consider signing up for our patreon at: www.patreon.com/westernpromises David's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/davidy____/
Folks this PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES week we had on our pal Ryan Maleady. We disPATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISEScuss hacktivism, looney toons, PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES NASCAR, donotresearch, and his new book called: PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES Flounder.  But folx, sign up for our Patreon. I wont link it here because self promotion makes me feel a little gross but you can find it im sure. Lots of fun and interesting things in the chamber coming down the pipe so to speak.  Follow RyanPATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES Maleady here: https://www.instagram.com/ryanmaleady/  Just kidding, that link takes you to our Patreon. the real one is here: PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES Read an excerpt from his book here: https://donotresearch.net/posts/hacktivism-20
Jacques from Seeking Derangements joins us to ask me to edit out most of the things he says. If you subscribe to our patreon i will text you what he actually said. Just kidding! Listen to Seeking Derangments https://open.spotify.com/show/4koQ96PfbMmqCDDO2gSkcU?si=3d0dd2197d9a4a85 Follow them on Instagram www.instagram.com/seekingderangmentss
They said it couldnt be done and we said: "hold my freaking beer pal"  5 guests. Some old favs some new friends. One guy is recording from the backseat of a Hyundai Accent. one thing for sure though is that this is 1 hour and 20 something minutes of non-stop Fella Excellence™ Also go rate the show in iTunes (ლ´ڡ` )ლ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ლ(´ڡ`ლ) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/western-promises/id1577251904 Guest List KEVINSORBOFAN ISRAELLECTUALS2 VARIOUSHSB FANGED_NOUMEMEA FLAKOGORDOO
He y look at this, another love line. you have completely rworded questions and we have and answers to match, baby. Are you a poly person stuck in a monogamous person's life? or did you just never learn that you shouldnt act on literally every single impulse you have? Thats just one example of something like 19 questions. amazing 
joined by the notorious drugcultgang to discuss analsex.gov, chris chan cum shooters, hauntological bed wetting, and some pretty crafty ideas on how to get some big guests on your up and coming podcast.  Follow drugcultgang: https://www.instagram.com/drugcultgang/ And listen to his podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/drugcultgang/id1531799018
019 Jenkem Jeans

019 Jenkem Jeans

2021-11-0201:37:20

little two seater Honda del Sol episode. No seat belts with 2 points on our license and we are cruisin for a transfusion. 
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