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The Slasher Brothers & special guests brave the weird & wonderful world of horror movies, & play Final Girl, the obscene little game show that is sweeping the globe. Welcome to Slasherville.
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Sam Raimi's classic...sequel, or requel or...we don't know. We do know we love Bruce Campbell though! Did you confuse part one and two like we did? Guess what? One of us threw in Army of Darkness into that confusion as well. Who cares?! We watched Evil Dead 2! Does it hold up? Will we continue the trilogy, and who will win Final Girl? Only one way to find out. Hit play, hit subscribe and tell a friend about this show. OK, so you actually only have to do one of those things.
Have you seen Bloody Birthday? No? Were you or any of your kids born during a poor visual effects eclipse? Yes? OK, this is the movie for you. Before things start to get real, let's discuss your options because the killing is about to get f'n bananas. We watched Bloody Birthday, played the heck out of some Final Girl and had a blast. Watch the movie first, then we'll catch you on the flip side.
It's not one of those movies you take home to mother. Dead Alive is a super freak, a super freak. It's super freaky. Yow, this one is off the charts. Micah picks a movie based on the insane video clips he finds to put on our Instagram and, by God, here we are. We also learn who survives in this week's Final Girl Challenge and award our crunchiest kills...good lord, there are just so many.
There are movies and there are movies. "The Telling" is a thing that was filmed and edited at some point. Probably on a deadline...so, props for that. I once went to a Cheddar's where I ordered a cheese and meat dip appetizer. Literally queso with ground beef in it. Cheddar's ain't fancy. When it arrived, I realized there was no meat and told the server he'd accidentally brought me the queso without the meat. He returned with a bowl of ground beef and told me his manager told him that if I wanted meat, I could add it myself. I no longer choose Cheddar's for eating things. This is a true story...also, it's a much better story than any one the FOUR? stories in this movie. This episode though...not to be missed. Final Girl winner, Heather on top of her game, and did we mention PLAYBOY MODELS?!!!! See you on the other side.
Micah and Alex revisit a movie they haven't seen since it debuted. Did they like it then, will they like it now? That depends on whether Sutter Cane wrote the answer to that question. Hit play and let's visit Hobb's End together as we go In the Mouth of Madness!
Victor Crowley swaps swamps, going from Honey Island to Slasherville for Alex & Micah's second gruesome dive in the Hatchet universe. Spoiler alert: Hatchet II is twice as hatchety! That's a word, right?
How did we find this movie? Man, that is a good question. Apparently a lot of you have seen it, and now we can count ourselves among you. A man is kidnapped by aliens, but nobody believes that's what happened except his son who he later comes back to find after being birthed from the canal of an unknown woman as a grown man, only to turn his son into what can best be described as a zombie. We try to figure this one out.
Happy New Year!...but a not so happy new year for the passengers on 1980's Terror Train. As the death of disco can be heard distantly from the dance car, terror reigns in the sleepers as the inexplicable college party trains barrels down the tracks to hell. This week, Micah and Alex take three shots of 100 proof 1980's horror starring the most famous magician and scream queen of the 20th century. Plus two contests. Count them, TWO! Help us name our killer. There may be a prize in it for you!
If you were around for the original theatrical run of The Blair Witch Project, then you know it was...misleading. A fantastic marketing campaign that had us all clambering to uncover whether three filmmakers actually went missing in the woods while, at the same time, ruining the career of one of the main actors. "This movie's gonna be huge, but you'll barely work again and wind up living on a pot farm on the west coast." That actually happened by the way. Anyway, this week, Alex and Micah are joined by fan favorite guest Dr. Scott as the trio treks through the misty forest in search of whether this once terrifying movie is still even a little scary.
Like so many fans, for decades we've hoped to see the "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" universe expand but were too lazy to do anything about it. You know who can't use that excuse? Filmmaker Michelle Lynn Blasky! She was kind enough to sit down with "Slasher? I Hardly Know Her!" to discuss the upcoming Season of the Witch sequel, "The 3rd Channel," and how she and her team went about keeping the feel of the original film while adding a new chapter to a story so many have loved for so long. So, put on your Silver Shamrock masks, sit down in front of your TV...but don't turn it on. It may distract you from listening to this special episode on whatever you're using to listen to it. Also, your head might melt and turn into bugs. Enjoy!
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When you find yourself in need of some campy 80s horror, you know we're the source, but does it get campier than Waxwork? Probably. Does it get horrorer? Definitely. When you make a movie about dozens of wax figures, but the FX budget doesn't have room for even one, it doesn't mean you can't make a film that delivers...well, delivers something. BUT WAIT! Have you heard about that movie that almost no one is talking about, Terrifier 2? Us too because EVERYONE is talking about it! So, we break from the normal format and give you TWO, count 'em, TWO movies for the price of one podcast episode. Which is zero dollars, so that's a bargain. Creepy clowns demolishing people's faces, wax figures battling grandpas and another winner of The Final Girl Challenge announced...we're taking it to new levels folks! Enjoy!
If you like your burlap sack masked killers a little more of the southern variety, man have we got the movie for you. We watched both The Town that Dreaded Sundown films. Based on the Texarkana moonlight murders that took place in the '40s, the 1974 version took a lot of flack. So, why not make another one in 2014? Alex and Micah watched them both, wrote some notes (not really) and had a few drinks on a cabin porch in deep in the Slasherville swamps to discuss the finer points of The Town that Dreaded Sundowns. Plus, we hit the streets for another edition of Bunker Bag and pull a trick out of our collective sleeve with a special team version of the Final Girl Challenge? Did you survive? Hit play and see. Happy Halloween slashers!
There's probably a fetish for this sort of thing, and the director of Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers must have it. The question is, must you watch it? Back for Season 2 of Slasher? I Hardly Know Her! Alex and Micah rev up their chainsaws and drink in the horror that is Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. Plus, we've added a few surprises this season. What would you take into your bunker during a zombie apocalypse? We hit the streets to find out! Not to mention, but we will anyway, the Final Girl Challenge is back!! Who will survive?
In the Season 1 finale, Alex and Micah dive head first into the barrel of in-toxic-ating waste called "The Toxic Avenger!" The Troma classic so offensive that it could not be made today, yet spawned a cartoon, a line of toys, three sequels and a reboot...so, we guess it can be made today. Grab a cup of slimy radioactive goo, cuddle up to a sightless victim turned toxic waste site living girlfriend and come with us to Tromaville where we find out why it only takes one eye and a mop to win over the hearts of millions.
You've seen this movie, right? You've probably done something similar when you were a teenager, right? Is that just us? Regardless, we watched Joy Ride so you can decide whether is fast enough or furious enough for your viewing pleasure. Also, why not find out who this week's Final Girl winner is and if it's true that Micah indeed does have several families in various states. What a dog.
Can you make a likeable horror movie about a machine that only kills you when you disregard the safety rules associated with that machine? Well, you can make one that one of us likes. We watched the film adaptation of Stephen King's "The Mangler" to see what all the hubbub was about. Just kidding, there was no hubbub. So, we made some! Also, the real threat of the genetically engineered beast Elephino is made apparent, Micah's new dog continues to sabotage the show and we find out which of our lucky Instagram contestants will be this week's Final Girl!
If you're a fan of Sleepaway Camp then we hope it's the franchise you're in love with and not the gloriousness that is the first movie in the series. What happens when the misunderstood victim...or killer in the first outing of a piece of slasher art comes back to ply her evil trade onto a new and unsuspecting collection of campers and counselors? The answer very well might make you gargle inordinately high water levels in an abandoned camp cabin outhouse or don one of the worst Freddy or Jason costumes ever seen on screen...but was it worth watching? Spoiler alert: YES, yes it is. The Slasher Brothers count up Angela's kills, reminisce on one amazing mullet and do it all in the same room together for the first time in their podcast history.
Buddy cops, zombies and one of the buddy cops is a zombie...or maybe it's both. We watched 1988's "Dead Heat" and learned rigor mortis sets in much faster (and more pronounced) when the body is placed face down in a fish tank, realizing you're a zombie doesn't hinder your life nor your investigation if you're the right type of 80s cop and Uzis must be cheap if you buy them in bulk. Whether they want to or not, Joe Piscopo and Treat Williams meet the Slasher brothers in this episode of "Slasher? I Hardly Know Her!" We also get a fine endorsement from what must be our prime audience, PeePaws are pimping out MeeMaws and (of course) we find out which of our insidious Instagram followers meet their maker and which will prevail to be out final girl.
Is it "Chh chh chh, ah ah ah" or "Ki ki ki, ma ma ma?" The world may never know. To celebrate Friday the 13th 2022, we grab our machetes, cemetery fence posts and sleeping bags and head off to Camp Crystal Lake for our special filled with prize giveaways, YOUR crunchiest kills from the series and interviews with two F13 final girls, one victim and TWO Jasons! You know that's right! Stay tuned to our Instagram feed for your chance to win one of our special prizes and be entered to win our GRAND PRIZE! We'll tell you how, just hit play...and tell your friends!
A cult classic without a cult following. "The Video Dead" shows us that just because you make a movie of "Troll 2" caliber doesn't mean you'll have a documentary made about your film a la "Best Worst Movie" (2009). Filled with phenomenal zombie makeups, plenty of gore and one of the best college majors ever touted on screen, "The Video Dead" proves to be one of the best worst movies Alex and Micah have watched to date. Plus, we find out which one of our Instagram contestants becomes the newest final girl, get a sneak peek of our interview with renowned final girl Amy Steel and find out why some peanut butters can damn your soul straight to hell. Enjoy.
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