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Join Tim Renkema (@renkemuffin) for a mid-week update with headlines ripped straight from Australia's number one news site. News delivered differently. Hashtag fake news!
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I'm calling it. I'm done. This year is over.
Really phoned this one in... I might call this our "summer series" lol. Keen for some more guests hosts soon!
Making news... miners get fucked, anti-vaxxers get tested, Westfields misquote Sir David Attenborough, the best meat pie is awarded, omicron spreads, Matt Doran apologises to Adele, and the Moonman wants Triple M to pay him $1 million.
Making news... A journalist hasn't listened to the new Adele album, Kevin Spacey has to pay $42 million dollars to Netflix, the Barmy Army roast Tim Pain, the Moonman quits breakfast radio gig, Jacqui Lambie calls the PM a lier and it won't coast you $150 to holiday in Queensland.
And we are back! Making news... The Simpsons is going to end, Chrissie Swan looks great after giving up the piss in lockdown, Dan Andrews responds to vile death threats, Erin Molan wears a G-string and someone stubs the Harry Potter reunion.
Making news... Students dress up as terrorists for muck up day, Ed Sheeran's baby tests positive for COVID, a cinematographer gets shot, Josh Cavallo becomes the first openly gay professional Australian's men's football player, Hannah Gadsby fans hit back at Dave Chappelle and the Royal staff put together a plan for when the Queen dies.
Making news... Russia's death toll is up, convicted murderer Robert Durst has COVID-19, some celebrities hang out at the Earthshot Prize Awards and the Detroit Police promote a top cop.
Making news... Freedom day in New South Wales, China are cutting us off, mother gives birth to big baby, Prime Minister Scott Morrison can't go to Hawaii, young vegan forced to eat meat at a sleep over and Sir Donald Bradman comes up one short again.
Making news... NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian resigns and a young straight white male takes over.
Making news... UK add fluoride to their drinking water, Chris Pratt is the new voice of Mario, R Kelly is guilty and a model shaves her head.
Making news... Victoria had two earthquakes, some tradies protest, a hot woman works at Aldi, the Taaliban ban cricket and Kayne brags about hooking up with a pop star.
Making news... Apple have a new iPhone, NSW might get to go outside soon, Nicki Minaj warns about swollen balls, The "TikTok guy" gets Covid, Tom Tilley buys a new pad and Kobe Bryant's daughter stuns in a magazine shoot.
Making news... Guy Sebastian still doesn't know what he is doing, Greg Hunt leaves Pfizer on seen for two months, no booster for AstraZeneca, Georgia Love might be more racist that Erin Molan, KFC are gross and Isla Fisher uses a fake name.
Making news... Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has a doppelgänger, the child star from Two and a Half Men makes a rare public appearance, Phil Gould fires 12 Bulldogs, Erin Molan isn't as racist as Chris Lilley, triple j are ageist and case numbers are up in New South Wales.
Making news... Jeff from The Wiggles is Woke, Guy Sebastian can't make up his mind, The Rolling Stones Drummer dead at 80, Victoria records 45 new COVID-19 cases, a new hope for New South Wales and Scomo call Western Australia cavemen.
Making news... There was an illegal engagement party in Melbourne, Scarlett Johansson is knocked up, Telstra are offering workers $200 to get vaccinated, NSW is in lockdown, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle weigh in on something and a good smile will get you a good job.
Making news... The Terminator gets vaccinated, Tom Hanks' son is an anti-vaxxer, the top bogan baby names of 2021 are revealed, last night was census night in Australia, Leonardo DiCaprio loves to party and we find out Katie Price's real name.
Making news... Get vaccinated and win prizes, Bunnings Warehouse are open for business, the lockdown could linger, R Kelly is broke and fat, Andrew Cuomo might get fired by President Joe and Kyle Sandilands needs a lie detector.
Making news... The TikTok guy gets busted, Andrew O'Keefe makes a deal, Kanye West is living it up, Jules Lund regrets glory hole, there's no sex in the Olympic village and Mrs. Doubtfire has COVID-19.
Making news... Victoria have a few cases, a guy is predicting stuff on TikTok, ScoMo loses control, Hamish quits Q&A, Chris Hemsworth eats KFC and Dolly Parton poses for Playboy.
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