Don't Spray Yourself!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to discuss a topic that has been on his mind since Year One of this podcast. It comes from an App that came popular during COVID shutdowns. An App that came popular for people to use to do stupid things to gain clout. Yes, Gavin (Bison) talks about the most ridiculous TikTok challenges that have graced the world. Some are iconic. Some are ridiculous. Some are... PLUMPING DUMB! When you listen ask yourself... "Would you ever?!" And if you answer "yes," then.... YOU ARE SPRAYING YOUR DAMN SELF!! Follow • Like • Subscribe Instagram • TikTok • Facebook

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to discuss the one thing that humanity lost their marbles on... airplane etiquette. Ever since the 2020 pandemic and flying was shut down, social media has been flooded with RIDICULOUS behavior on planes. One example is the lady that was breastfeeding her naked cat on a plane... WHAT!?! Gavin (Bison) sits down to discuss all of the ridiculous behavior that he has seen and heard of on planes. He wishes that he found a Flight Attendant to join him on this episode, but still... YOU ARE SPRAYING YOURSELF if you do ANY of this stuff.  Follow • Like • Subscribe Instagram • TikTok • Facebook

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down for his... 30th Birthday Podcast Episode!! Turning 30 is scary is some but on this podcast... WE CELEBRATE! As Gavin (Bison) says on this podcast episode, "There are some people that hate celebrate birthdays, who probably are 40-year-old virgins. Then there are some who LOVE to celebrate birthdays...which is who Gavin is. In this episode, however, Gavin (Bison) discusses birthdays that he only half remembers and one that happened in high school that will make you say... WTF?! Lastly... the first 10 minutes of the episode is toasting with shots of Jack Daniels, song playing, and some hilarious rambling, but PLEASE ENJOY IT... or YOU SPRAYING YOURSELF!   Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to say one thing... "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!" But really, have you ever thought about how unique, interesting, or just weird the names people have?! Or maybe you are like Gavin (Bison) and have two or three first names in your name, and NO ONE calls you by the right name... EVER! This episode is all about the history of names in the lifetime of the world, which looks very interesting. Stop Spraying Yourself if you are naming your children CRAZY names... like Felon. Really?!  Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down, for a second time, with Nashville musician Adam Corbin. But this time, it's not to discuss other people's music... BUT to discuss his new single, "She's a 10 but..." Adam explains what makes a woman or lady a 10. Some will make you confused and some will make you laugh, but in all things, they have to be a tad bit... CRAZY! Gavin (Bison) also puts Adam in the HOT SEAT by asking crazy but simple questions like... "She's a 10 but she only uses you for your monthly subscriptions. What is she?!" If you think that didn't happen to BOTH of us, with the SAME girl... YOU SPRAYING YOURSELF!    Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to talk about a trending topic... a trending thing to do... a community like NO OTHER... MILFS!! Gavin (Bison) is about to get on the "How to Sleep with a Milf Train!!" When the NY Jets starting Quarterback got exposed for sleeping with his BEST FRIENDS mother... sleeping with milfs became a trend! So why would someone sleep with one? How do you get one? What are the benefits? Don't Spray Yourself and find out... by listening and having sex with a Milf, of course!  Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to talk about a noise that he heard over the... RADIO!! Yes, the Radio!!! A noise that sounded like someone "choking his chicken" or someone "clapping their cheeks." But what it really was, will surprise you, because it definitely made the immature mind go wild! That noise was not where this episode concludes. Gavin (Bison) talks about other weird stuff that people do, and are quite famous for... like a girl with a midget torso and Shaq legs?! WHAT?!  Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to look up some interesting words and see what they mean. This episode and the meaning of the words will leave your mind boggling, parents' ears ringing, grandparents on their death bed, and you contemplating what are people on if they are partaking in such things. For example, there is a very popular Pokemon that could lead to some pubes being lit on fire, and someone flapping their arms like a dragon in the bedroom. WHAT?! This episode is ONE FOR THE AGES and YOU ARE SPRAYING YOURSELF if you don't listen to what weird words and weirder definitions come from it!  Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to discuss the VERY FIRST YEAR of this podcast. Gavin looks back at some of the discussions and things that he has learned through the process. These items that were learned are sarcastically serious but true in nature. So who is ready to take a shot and listen to the CRAZY memories of this past year?! Year One of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast was a HUGE SUCCESS, and if you haven't subscribed or followed the socials you are SPRAYING YOURSELF! Looking into the future, there are only BIGGER laughs, guests, and humorous moments coming... Are you ready?! Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to discuss how a trip to Disney World with his co-workers turned into the remembrance of how GOD AWEFUL he was to his neighbor... "Jane." When Gavin was on his business trip to Disney World last week, there is one word that kept on coming at every turn... tomatoes. What people do not know is what he did with them when he was a middle schooler running around the neighborhood. Because the statute of limitations has passed, Gavin (Bison) is ready to spill the beans on approximately how many tomatoes were "eaten" during these days. Also... have you ever needed to go poop and someone else is already "blowing up the stall" in the same bathroom?! Well, YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF if you haven't because it is an UNGODLY experience in the most magical places on Earth. Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to digest and celebrate one of the most... HUMPING, BUMPING, GOOD TIME HOLIDAYS on the calendar, July 4th! But he is not talking about what he did on July 4th, besides getting stood up and ghosted, BUT he is declaring independence from ALL the weird things that this world has, and people tend to do. Like what you ask?! How do you put your toilet paper on the toilet paper rod... where the paper goes over or under?! Hangs in the front or back? Only one correct answer and one answer will leave Gavin (Bison) to judge you hardcore. You Sprayed Yourself, if you let the toilet paper hang the wrong way! Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down with a Super Smash Bros Enthusiast but also has a Grandpa Soul, Quentin Savage. Quentin has a love and passion for music and the video game that first came out in 1999... Super Smash Bros. Gavin (Bison) doesn't just sit down with Quentin to ask about the history, ranking, or about the game, in general. BUT... he asked some questions that are HARD HITTING Adult Swim-type questions. Quentin will spill the beans about what he thinks each character's fetish is and MANY MORE! Also... YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF if you like Peach more than Daisy!  Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to talk about the time that he just wanted to enjoy a freshly cooked frozen pizza, BUT... that NEVER HAPPENED!! Instead, that pizza got thrown at Gavin and splattered all over him and the wall. Rest In Peace Pizza! But that is not all, Gavin (Bison) also talks about the ranking of OG pizzas and OG pizza places across the country. This may be the MOST CONTROVERSIAL episode yet because the last subject he answers... OH MY! Lastly, You Sprayed Yourself if you like PLAIN JANE CHEESE PIZZA... freaking weirdos!  Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to talk about how this world is ONE bitten off penis, yes PENIS, to going absolutely CRAZY! During the past two weeks of life, Gavin has been a part of some CRAZY conversations with people that are elderly, sorry but true, and seen some RIDICULOUS news stories that make on say... WTF!! These stories make Gavin (Bison) think about what if that was him, or the proper technique to doing what the others failed to do. In conclusion though, if you send accidentally send a NAKED SELFIE to eBay or your boss... YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF!! Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to talk about some weird-ass shit. Some sexual-ass shit. Some "put it in the butt" type of shit. Gavin (Bison) talks about sexual, yes sexual, phobias of the world, and they lead to some WEIRD PERSONAL STORIES. One story happened during a family vacation to Washington D.C. This trip led to a dream that got a little wet?! Or another story comes from a hookup in Texas that did not want to kiss Gavin, just wanted to have sex with him?! People are scared of the weirdest things, but YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF if you have a WET DREAM during a family vacation! Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to discuss a topic and issue that many faces daily. Mental Health. As the Joker once said, "Why so serious, Gavin?!" Because May is Mental Health Awareness Month, and if there were ONE EPISODE to be serious in for 90% of it... it would be about THIS TOPIC!  To help discuss this critical topic, Gavin (Bison) brought in Big Rob from the podcast Chewing the Fat with Big Rob. They both sit down to discuss mental health and why it is vital to recognize just how important it is. Both Gavin and Big Rob share personal stories that display the negative sides of mental health but also discuss overcoming those obstacles. This episode does end in the only way the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast could... and YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF if you thought something else would happen... another guest, the same question is asked. How does Big Rob answer?! Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store Mental Health Resources: National Suicide Prevention Hotline... 800-273-8255  SAMHSA National Helpline... 800-662-HELP (4357) Chewing the Fat with Big Rob... Website | Instagram | Spotify | Apple Podcast 

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down with his homie and "brother from another mother," Irie Reed. Since Gavin's fashion sense goes as far as a plain tee with jeans and Vans, he HAD to look for someone with a WAY BETTER knowledge of fashion than him. They sit down to say Hot or Not, Fire or Trash, or Bang or Run to a handful of Met Gala 2022 outfits. Some of these outfits make people say.... DAMN!!! While some make people say... WTF?! Either way, Gavin and Irie are being the Simon Cowell to the Met Gala 2022 outfits. Lastly, another guest... another opportunity to see if he is Team Socks or Team Free the Feet?! YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF if you think we agree on ANY OF THIS!!! ALL of the Met Gala Outfits   Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to celebrate a movie franchise that taught me Arkansas love, or incest before I was even 10 years old. The movie franchise now has a WHOLE DAY of May 4th to itself... Star Wars. Gavin ( Bison) explains how big of a fan he is, which might lead to why he is never going to find a wife. But the main topic of this episode is to discuss all the weird jobs, provided by CareerAddict.com, that people actually have. Some would make me have MANY people feel "my lucky R2D2." Some would lead to having "a cream spill" of pleasure 40 hours per week. And some would be a professional Catfish, without being a catfish. You do not want to MISS THIS! Lastly, YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF if you are a Star Trek fan, cause they are like cat people... NOT COOL!  Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down with a local Nashville Artist, Eric Watts, to discuss all things art. The humor in this... is Gavin does not really know ANYTHING about art, besides that it looks good or like sh*t! Lucky for you, Gavin (Bison) found an amazing artist in Eric Watts, who shares his background and went from drawing Bart Simpson to Homer Simpson as his art evolved. Gavin (Bison) also puts Eric to the test to see what type of person he is... Sex with Socks or Not?! The becoming trend of this podcast. Lastly, why is "Mary Jane" brought into this?! Well... you better grab a joint and listen cause YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF, if not!   Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down with a disturbing news article that came out on April 6th. One that has a man "choking his chicken," or "cuffing the carrot," or "saucing the taco..." on a DAMN PLANE!!! This article got Gavin (Bison) thinking, where would be the most RIDICULOUS  place to get caught masturbating...?? Would it be having your parents walk in on you?! Or at your Grandma's house?! One of these might lead to a heart attack. But you SPRAYED YOURSELF if you think it would be in a Port-a-Potty!  Follow • Like • Subscribe • BUY!! Instagram • TikTok • Facebook • Youtube • Store