Watching Films on the Toilet

In which Ben and Eamonn return after a long, unexplained absence to talk about Mickey 17. Ben tries out a new ‘bad boy’ image by doing lots of swearing, Eamonn weighs the pros and cons of JD Vance and old friend of the podcast Joe Rogan gets in touch with an update on his rapidly melting brain.

Eamonn and Ben dump a couple of logs in the toilet fire and check out Shane Black's The Long Kiss Goodnight! There's an annual festive rap from Big Turkey Neck, an angry man from Plymouth delivers a Christmas message, and Gordon Ramsey pops in for a chat! And with a whole host of celebrity messages, this episode is even better than finding a lump of coal in your stocking! Ho! Ho! Ho?

Eamonn and Ben get drawn into their own survival horror movie while they watch 30 Days of Night! And - spoiler alert - they don't make it out alive! There are letters from the worm in Eamonn's brain and a really angry man from Plymouth. Plus an exclusive anniversary interview with Tony Montana! You know how you can't look away from a car crash? Let us know if you can't stop listening to one. 

Eamonn and Ben don their togas for a fearsome back and forth about Gladiator 2! A host of celebrities line up to deliver an offensive message to Ben, and we hear what Donald Trump really thought of The Apprentice. Plus there's an in depth discussion about Tom Cruise' bulbous nose, Jeff Bridges pops along for a high-pitched interview and there's a whole lot of nonsense about stupid historical figures!

Eamonn and Ben celebrate Trump’s historic victory by watching a film he referred to as “a hatchet job” - The Apprentice! There’s letters from a couple of disgraced celebrities, and an interview with none other than… Donald Trump! You’ll also learn the important rules that every alpha male should follow to make it in the world, and there’s a right kerfuffle when it’s time to fish or flush!

Eamonn and Ben stretch their vocal cords for a chat about Joker: Folie à Deux! Ben also receives some long-awaited answers about his kidnapping in France and Eamonn shares some statistics! Sounds fun, right? There’s also an interview with The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, a letter from the deceased King of Pop and that game they can’t decide a name for!

Eamonn and Ben are replaced by devil dolls for a discussion about Longlegs! After they've guessed how long Longlegs legs really are, they have a nice chat with Jason Statham, receive a couple of scathing letters and stare at some shiny balls full of devil mind gas. Plus there’s another high stakes game you can join in with at home AND Ben finds some weird black goo...

Eamonn and Ben are back - older and definitely dumber - for a chat about Alien: Romulus! Is it worthy of the original classics or does it crash and burn like the later entires in the franchise? And there are a load of celebrity guests of course! We’ve got James Cameron’s hot take on the movie, Donald Trump’s unexpected podcast endorsement and an in-depth interview with ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER about his iconic movie costumes! Plus there’s a high stakes game you can join in with at home along with all the latest movie news!

In which Eamonn and Ben struggle through the universally panned, Blade Trinity. Eamonn faces inner turmoil, Ben takes a joke too far, there are letters from angry Plymouthians and they promise the next episode will be better.   “Haven’t you read Stoker’s fable?”

Uh? In this episode Eamonn and Ben get ever so Scottish with 80s fantasy classic, Highlander! There's more chat about Gladiators, shocking events in their hometown and a Summarwee battle to the death! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Eamonn and Ben return from their Winter break with a nice chat about Saltburn! There’re letters from some huge celebrities, thoughts on the new Gladiators TV show, dental hygiene tips and the most middle class Top 5 you’ll ever hear.   "This is nice, mate!"   Does anyone read the episode description? If they did I'd write something about our Patreon and social media content but what's the point. 

Eamonn and Ben celebrate the festive season by watching Michael Mann’s Miami Vice (2006)! Ho, ho, ho? There’s a lot of Jim Ross talk, a really boring Top 5 and the greatest pic n’ mix sweet of all time. “I'm a fiend for mojitos.”

Eamonn and Ben get hostile as they disagree on David Fincher's latest, The Killer (2023)! They also get unusually political, come up with a new job for the sultry Masterchef narrator and discuss playlists for professional killers.  "Empathy is weakness."    

In this episode Eamonn and Ben share their thoughts on Scorsese’s latest, Killers of the Flower Moon. There’s a letter from a controversial public figure, more excellent Pic n’ Mix chat and a whole lot of talk about the heights of your favourite actors. “He is saving you, DUMB BOY!”

Eamonn and Ben check out David Gordon Green's latest attempt at resurrecting a beloved horror franchise, The Exorcist: Believer! There are also letters from podcast nemesis Josh Widdicombe and director Steven Spielberg, in-depth pic 'N' mix reviews, and really irritating kids.  "THE BODY AND THE BLOOD!" Please support our Patreon at linktr.ee/filmsontoilet so we can spend $400m on the Exorcist franchise.

Eamonn and Ben wrap up their Expendables marathon with... The Expend4bles! They recount their joyous trip into central London to watch the film together and eat lots of pic ’N’ mix. Plus there’re letters from one really famous person and one not-so-famous person, Eamonn comes up with some great ideas to fix the franchise and Ben gets hassled in the streets. “Dumbbells.”   Please support our Patreon at linktr.ee/filmsontoilet so we can buy lucky rings.    The Expend4bles was directed by Scott Waugh with a screenplay by Kurt Wimmer, Tad Daggerhart and Max Adams, and produced by Kevin King-Templeton, Les Weldon and Yariv Lerner. The film stars Jason Statham, Sylvester Stallone, Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, Megan Fox, Dolph Lundgren, Tony Jaa, Iko Uwais, Randy Couture, Jacob Scipio, Levy Tran and Andy García.

What better what to celebrate the third part of their Expendables Marathon, than by watching... THE EXPENDABLES 3! Ben and Eamonn check out, what is widely considered to be, the worst film in the franchise for the first time, and you may be surprised by their reaction! Plus there's some in-depth Pic 'N' Mix chat, a failed attempted at gaining more listeners and Eamonn dies.    "I am The Hague." Please support our Patreon at linktr.ee/filmsontoilet so we can assemble our own team of aging mercenaries for assorted wetwork.  The Expendables 3 was directed Patrick Hughes, with a screenplay by Sylvester Stallone, Creighton Rothenberger and Katrin Benedikt, based on Characters by David Callaham, and produced by Avi Lerner, Kevin King-Templeton, Danny Lerner, Les Weldon and John Thompson. The film stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Antonio Banderas, Jet Li, Wesley Snipes, Dolph Lundgren, Kelsey Grammer, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Kellan Lutz, Ronda Rousey, Glen Powell, Victor Ortiz, Robert Davi, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

After a rocky start, The Expendables marathon continues with... The Expendables 2! Ben and Eamonn introduce a new ‘Pic ’N’ Mix’ based feature, think about their mercenary character traits and compete in an unexpected Top 5 challenge, whilst laughing. A lot. “Turn around, sheep.”   Please support our Patreon at linktr.ee/filmsontoilet so we can afford to get jacked like Sylvester Stallone.   The Expendables 2 was directed by Simon West, written by Sylvester Stallone and Richard Wenk, and produced by Avi Lerner, Danny Lerner, Kevin King Templeton and Les Weldon. The film stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Liam Hemsworth, Scott Adkins and Yu Nan.

The Expendables marathon begins with... The Expendables! In this explosive episode, Ben tells us more than we want to know about his trip to Florida, Eamonn wins are argument about The Greatest Showman and they share some terrific ideas for Jason Statham's head tattoo. "Your lucky ring stinks!"   Please support our Patreon at linktr.ee/filmsontoilet so we can spend an entire day planting explosives in a dictator's mansion.   The Expendables was directed by Sylvester Stallone, written by David Callaham and Sylvester Stallone, and produced by Avi Lerner, John Thompson and Kevin King-Templeton. The films stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, David Zayas, Giselle Itié, Charisma Carpenter, Gary Daniels, Terry Crews and Mickey Rourke.

Hold onto your hats, because Eamonn is back on the mic to review Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One! Ben quizzes him about his stint in Comedy Prison, they break the story of the next Mission Impossible film (featuring eagles and nunchucks) and Eamonn tries to sort out the mess that was made in his absence! "He's a mind-reading, shape-shifting creator of chaos."   Please support our Patreon at so we can blow up bridges and destroy fancy steam trains.   Indulge in the madness that is Skibidi Toilet!   Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One was directed by Christopher McQuarrie, written by Christopher McQuarrie and Erik Jendresen, and produced by Tom Cruise and Christopher McQuarrie. The film stars Tom Cruise, Hayley Atwell, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson, Vanessa Kirby, Esai Morales, Pom Klementieff, Mariela Garriga and Henry Czerny.