Honestly Smartless

If your date complains about not owning a castle, he might be a douchebag. Plus, car troubles, pickleball content house, Hair by Chrissy and Bills Mafia table smashing. Send us a text Support the show Share this episode with your besties! Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Send us a text Support the show and will give you a shou...

Charity galas, Autistic dogs, tradwife life, and an arm wrestling challenge. 00:00 Baking bread 101 02:25 Gala gals 05:28 Ben Franklin fan club 07:44 Lindsay needs that Starbucks bear mug 10:12 Dress fail 13:31 Chelsea + ChatGpt = Besties 16:55 Rise of Trad Wives 21:07 are we MAGA? 25:00 Dating diaries 34:59 Two Dumb Girls Production Send us a text Support the show Share this episode with your besties! Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok:...

Filler or facelift? Skinny schoolgirls fresh air photoshoot, LED boob jobs and vagina lollypops. Bits and Clips 00:00 Skinny schoolgirl photoshoot 03:23 Ben Franklin Fan Club 08:20 Would you rather? Filler or facelift? 21:10 Trying to be ladies 27:49 Eating disorders are becoming contagious 30:33 Vagina lollypops 37:39 Trying out a new personality Send us a text Support the show Share this episode with your besties! Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: ...

My mom is having an affair with my ex-husband?? BINGO was his name-o. Hoarding hits too close to home and more. Bits and Clips 00:00 F*** you brad 02:21 Friends tell friends they are on speakerphone 04:58 Fans in the wild 06:21 My mom is having an affair with my ex 09:08 Why aren't we famous yet? 14:26 Hoarding husbands 17:30 Meghan Markle is more hated than P. Diddy?? 22:41 Throw your sh*t away 28:25 Amazon wastefulness 35:42 Boots and jeans 42:25 What song is stuck in your hea...

EPIC Friday night at dive bar with tall guys leads to Chelsea's shenanigans. Plus, we are ready to walk for Victoria's Secrets and Sports Illustrated, but we will not be wearing the new SKIMS thong. Bits and Clips 00:00 Fun Shenanigans 03:41 Please flush the toilet 10:26 Is he hot or is he just tall? Our epic friday night 34:34 Victoria's Secret vs Sports Illustrated 39:09 Love is not blind in Denver Send us a text Support the show Share this episode with your besties! Connect with H...

Lips, nips, and buttholes are all the same color, according to science. And how to not get stuck in a pickle prayer and how to raise your low hanging lips. Bits and Clips 00:00 Quick catch up 02:13 Dating disaster strikes again 05:12 Pickleball and prayers 06:57 We are the epitome of health 11:07 Low hanging lips 15:59 Pretty privilege 27:10 Never to late to grow up 33:56 Brother hater 42:04 Cuddly critter overload Send us a text Support the show Share this episode with your besties! ...

Manifesting our way to Bert Kreischer, Chelsea's big work announcement and unwanted roommate attention, Lindsay on Love is Blind, and we have Taylor Swift's next big song. Bits and Clips 00:00 We finally got a Labubu! 02:55 Epic weekend adventures 05:31 Rolling on 22s 08:24 Bert Kreischer 14:05 Shenanigans 16:19 Manifesting our new jobs 19:05 Chelsea's roommate is in love with her 23:58 Happy anniversary 25:16 Should we do Ayahuasca? 26:42 TikTok battles 29:34 Just because you can connect wi...

Ironman prank, a botched Botox experience, Cash Cab, invoicing for our hair extensions - and just make us famous already so we can stop complaining about it. Bits and Clips 02:04 Botched Botox 06:59 Hair extensions are not free 09:03 Ironman prank 12:48 Ditching a date for a funeral? 18:13 Adele is the Super Bowl performer (or not?? 23:43 Get off instagram 30:13 30+ birthdays are sad 31:01 Cancel your espresso machine order 33:14 Seriously, just make us famous 34:10 Have you ever rode...

Men love bombing themselves, Buffalo mafia, raging over quadrobics, Troy Aikman's dating profile pic is giving d*ck pics. Clips and Bits 02:38 John Cena in yoga class 05:08 Kicked in the taint 07:50 Men love bombing themselves 10:56 Identifying as Single 16:27 Lululemon and girl math 22:14 Social Media stuff 25:19 Quadrobics 29:35 Humping centaur 32:56 We eat food sometimes 34:59 2 Bears, 1 Cave 39:07 Meeting celebs is scary 42:53 #PowerOfBesties 51:54 Buffalo Mafia book writing S...

A tale of two Charlies: Charlie "Crack Pipe" Sheen and the other one. Plus, birthdays, snails, laser hair removal and why being delusional is the best. Clips and Bits 00:00 Ned the Snail 05:02 The only time we will speak of Charlie Kirk 09:29 Millennial Miracle Worker 14:58 Celebs being dumb 20:44 Charlie Sheen loves crack 32:32 Podcasting >> Pickleball 34:07 Ne-Yo and his 4 girlfriends 41:25 Peeing in bed 51:13 Love Languages and Toxic Traits 56:07 Being delulu Send us a text Suppor...

Joe Burrow and his love of samurai swords and fossils, Lindsay's diary (Amazon shopping cart is exposed), Laken the baby killer, and Munchausen cyber bullying moms. Bits and Clips 00:00 Llama costume contest 02:01 Elder matching twins outfits are back 03:46 Lindsay spent $25 on oat milk 06:31 Exposing our diaries 07:59 10 years of marriage advice from a child bride 10:03 Trolling the TikTok trolls 12:40 Pickleball and Teamwork in Relationships 15:14 Joe Burrow loves fossils and we love...

Congrats to Taylor Swift! Get to know us if you are new around here, hot girl humor, and please support the show by buying Lindsay a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy. Bits & Clips 00:00 Our origin story 07:26 Personal development is dead 09:03 Gluten detective 12:37 Sweaters over our shoulders 15:55 Sydney Sweeney & hot girl humor 18:05 Confidence boost 20:14 Trying to get Chelsea a date 24:26 Shrek Dating 25:46 Castration is on the come back 28:14 Fentanyl fold 30:22 Stick to coke 33:10 ...

Is your sacral chakra and tight taint holding you back from your dreams? Would you rather date a guy in a wheelchair, with a tiny head, or with two heads? And sobriety celebrations while aging in reverse. Bits 00:00 Chicken and a mop 05:03 Buying our happiness 07:15 Binging on Digestive Supplements 11:34 Wheelchair, tiny heads, or two heads? 22:50 Free the taint 31:13 We are like, really mature 33:58 Sober celebrations 40:11 Donating instead of trashing our books Send us a text Support the ...

Go sports! Chelsea met the Bananas, Lindsay wasn't the one nipping out this time, and we are just Target girlies who might think too much during sex. Highlights 00:00 Lettuce dog 05:25 Getting into little Boys Pants in Target 08:04 22'' rims or bust 11:07 Taylor Swift on New Heights 13:46 Savannah Bananas Snail Trail 23:19 Skin to skin puppy bonding 26:08 ChatGPT picks Chelsea's new boyfriend 28:14 Breathing and BJs 29:52 Bama rush 35:59 Older and hotter 39:47 Pickleball cult hierarchy ...

Nazi dogs, dream houses, and douchebag fans. And we are getting paid to party with the high possibility of being trained, but we are white girls and listen to NPR, who wouldn't want to hire us? 00:00 Sydney Sweeney's dog is a Nazi 03:02 NPR Poems 7:52 Getting paid to get gang r*ped 17:07 Wet dreams in our dream home 22:10 Shout out to our fave douchebag fan 25:39 Partying with the youth 35:42 ESPN - you want us and Katie Feeney 38:18 We are wh...

WNBA and dildos, hopefully making new friends, black cat boyfriends, and we are feeling perfect today. 0:00 Curry Seagull 04:28 SKIMS face contraption 07:15 Gym Girlies Friends 12:58 Feeling Perfect Today 19:05 Bathroom Talk 27:03 Life Changes and Happiness 27:53 No more Downsy? 29:19 History 101 of the Gilded Age 32:17 Teens should be messing around more 34:50 Soft Throuple added a 4th 40:58 Games and Personal Insights 46:11 How well do you know your bestie? Send ...

Ball sac razors are underrated, high school boys hooking up with older ladies, nipple clamps and Sydney Sweeney has great jeans. 00:00 Shotguns and Lions 03:56 Nipple Clamps 07:01 Hunting Wives Recap 08:57 Girl on Girl Hookups, Elder Twins and Pastors 29:50 Hair Care Show Down 36:15 Cirrus Cannabis Club 39:32 Ball Sac Razors 44:46 Should women be Uber drivers? Send us a text Support the show Share this episode with your besties! Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG...

Beavers falling from the sky, Coldplay calling out the CEO & HR affair, revenge is better when it's an inconvenience, and we actually need more hobbies. 01:43 Beavers Falling from the Sky 04:20 Coldplay Calling Out Cheaters 06:21 Thoughts on Cheating 07:57 Left Shoes Revenge 10:37 Lat Marriage 13:54 Gym Class Trauma 15:59 Quitting Pickleball? 17:32 Late Show Cancelled - Hire Us 21:36 Ozempic and Anorexia 24:23 How Lindsay formed her Ego 31:28 Target, Coffee, Yoga, yah! Send us ...

Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book. 00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call 02:32 Besties Share Laser Hair Removal 04:12 Chelsea Plays Wedding Photographer 05:33 Ocho Cinco / Chad Johnson Dating Requirements 08:18 Lindsay tells all - Cum Dumpster 14:26 Chelsea is a Late Bloomer 20:11 Losing Virginity 22:03 Lena Dunham only casts Ugly People 24:17 BBL Butt Rot 28:54 Unbotched Reboot 34:00 How to Fast in a Healthy Way 42:06 MGK survives off...

Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie. Chapters 02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies 05:54 Lindsay doesn't know how to buy bread 08:25 Camel Toe vs Moose Knuckle + Nipping Out 11:19 Feminism and Piers Morgan 16:22 MAGA Influencer Undercover Mission 19:06 Fun Game: How Well Do We Know Each Other? 22:48 Feng Shui for your Dead Dog 23:44 We need more hobbies 24:55 Chicken Tendies 26:57 Financi...