Honestly Smartless

Udders or mattress actress? Silent throuple retreat, learning what "scooping" is, and Paris Hilton is going to save the world. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless

Dr. Angela McMahon has a doctorate, a consulting empire, and a cat named Battle Cat, and she came to Honestly Smartless to tell us we’re both doing breakups wrong. Lindsay is out here feral and thriving with three guys and a pickleball habit, Chelsea can’t stop co-parenting with her narcissist ex because the dogs are at his house, and Dr. Angela is sitting across from both of them trying not to send anyone an invoice. We cover the 30-day no contact rule, dopamine crashes, narcissi...

Chelsea marks 16 years sober with zero presents and a formal complaint. She spends a weekend eye-fucking Aquaman at a lake party, watches her friend ask to do coke in front of someone's kids, and gets her legs aggressively complimented by a husband-wife team on a staircase. Who has been watching Disney princess porn? And they also look up what cocaine feels like. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find...

Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless

Chelsea's ex didn't fix her brakes, he just showed her a fake $1,700 invoice line by line. Lindsay did a drive-by of the old house to grab her fall boots and found rabbit ears on the flat screen TV, a cereal box left out, and pillows in a very suspicious position. Chelsea started a new job at a live music bar where they chanted her name on night one. AI Instagram series about an Italian mob boss and his nanny that somehow has better romantic tension than anything in real life, and...