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The film podcast that does a bit of everything. Hosted by John Rain.
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Welcome to another Star Trek Special!This week we’ll be journeying back in time to look for a particularly warped individual, and find out just who has the most skin in the game when it comes to blending in. Yes, it’s Star Trek: First ContactJoining me to realise that we’re on some sort of ‘planet safari’, is Paul Litchfield, or as he is known in Borg, Tony Tin-Can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week we’ll be jumping back in time to find out just who has the black dog, while bewaring the moon, and trying not to get sucked off by lads in capes. Yes, it’s Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Joining me to catch the Knight Bus, which has sadly become a rail replacement service, are the genuine snake boys: Tom Crowley and Tom Neenan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week we’ll be returning to a galaxy far, far away to eat a small bird, commit mutiny, refuse to help the galaxy, and follow a space ship very slowly - yes, it’s The Last Jedi Joining me to race weird space horses is actor and host of Crowley Time, Tom Crowley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Smersh Pod LIVE from The Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival way back in October of 2025.We’ll be travelling back to the exciting days of 1982 and uploading ourselves into a ‘computer’ to indulge in a spot of cycling, a bit of frisbee, and a whole lot of RAM BAM THANK YOU MAM, while also hoping no one minds if we nip out for a quick MCP.Yes, it’s TRONAnd joining me to whip out his eight inch floppy, is Paul Litchfield. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hello and welcome to a very special festive SMERSHPOD!This time, ho ho, oh, oh no, it’s another of our extra special compilation episodes – and this time, because it’s the festive period, we’re bringing you the 12 SMERSHES OF CHRISTMAS. A dozen doozies from the last year or so, we’ve even got gold rings!Huge thanks to Tim Colman for putting the clips together. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH!Merry ChristSMERSH!It’s Christmas Day! And what better time to crack open the Quality Street, pour a glass of Baileys, and tune into ITV SMERSH as we book a first LAUGH flight to Costa Plonka and sun ourselves while an in-tents revolution breaks out, climaxing in a great big Union Jack-off!Yes, it’s ARE YOU BEING SERVED? THE MOVIE!Joining me to say no Sachs please we’re British, is Paul Litchfield. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH!Welcome to another ChristSMERSH special!Happy Christmas Eve to you all!Today we’ll be going back to the past to tell the inspirational tale of a stuck tongue, a rifle, and a simple man who really wants a leg lamp in his window - no it’s not the Ed Gein biopic, it’s A Christmas Story.Joining me to get a C+ in double dog dares is Kate McCabe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to the final part of our Lord of the Rings specials.It’s Christmas! So where better to celebrate than Middle Earth!We’ll be looking things up on the web, putting on the Eagles, while also looking for rings down at the riverbank and coming home to a warm Shire.Yes, it’s Return of the King.And joining me to bow to no one are Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to a Christsmersh Special!This week we’ll be bringing back Christmas traditions that have long left us. We’ll be getting a bird down, spending quality time with friends both old and new, feeling depressed, and watching on as an Australian drinks too much and has a big fight on the lawn.Yes, it’s Lethal Weapon. Joining me to agree that I am indeed too old for this shit, is David Hoare with an H Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ding Dong Merrily on High! Welcome to a ChristSMERSH Special!Today we’ll be listening to Christmas lectures and trying to raise our spirits in the cemetery, and much like every Christmas there will be a bit of horrible self reflection, some heartless poetry, a couple of blind alleys, and a big screaming stiff!Yes, it’s Tales from the CryptAnd joining me to look for the Claus in her contract, is a very festive Anna Savory. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A tribute to the late, great Rob Reiner. This week we’ll be looking for true love, lost fathers and six fingers, but enough about those Andre the Giant rumours. Yes, it’s The Princess Bride. Joining me to read a story to a cancelled child, are Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week we’ll be running away to join the circus to find out just what these bloody clowns have done with this pesky mole. Yes, it’s Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, SpyAnd joining me to be Smiley friends with a very slow horse, is Andrew O’Neill. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week we’ll be keeping calm and carrying on as we head back to WW2 in order to lose ourselves in Paris after a Sly game of football with our old foe Jerry.Yes, it’s Escape to VictoryAnd joining me to get pulled off at half time by a Frenchman is Paul Whitelaw. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1Recorded February 23rd 2021In this, the 30th episode of the Monday Night Movie Club, we returned to the man who first brought us together: Dan Aykroyd, and have a look at yet another god-awful offering. RIP Steve Cropper. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week we’ll be heading into future deep space to try and deal with an insect infestation so bad we’ll need the world’s biggest slipper to stand even half a chance. Yes, it’s Starship TroopersJoining me to get Dizzy and achieve total Rico, are two Ace guys: Tom Crowley and David Hoare. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to another Spider-Man special!This week we’ll be swinging back to 2004 to find out just what too much responsibility can do to your fluids, and ask the question as old as time: where does the world’s most intelligent scientist keeps his armies - up his sleevies! Yes, it’s Spider-Man 2Joining me to pop on a Parker and catch a train is Tom Burgess. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week we’ll be looking up to the sky in order to eventually head towards the light, while also winning the heart of a lady by showing her our massive cucumber and two red hot over ripe tomatoes.Yes, it’s PhenomenonAnd joining me to show light the way is top egghead neuroscientist, according to to the Daily Star, Dr. Dean Burnett. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week we’ll be taking a dip into the complicated world of inter-species-cartoon love, and examining just what the legal implications are of dropping a safe on someone’s head. Yes, it’s Who Framed Roger RabbitJoining me are two men never afraid to be drawn into a mystery, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week we’ll be finding out what happens when a normal wrestler is pushed to the edge and forced to choose between the woman he loves, or the sport he loves - until it’s unionised. Will he tell Vince about the union thing, or will he come out fighting when “The Battle of the Tough Guys” comes calling? Yes, it’s No Holds Barred.And joining me to rip em up and break some beds, is Andy from the Bang Bang Podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Happy Halloween!Today we’ll be heading out to Spivey Point to tell stories around the camp fire all about a pea souper full of sea men - and I’m not talking about the new Winter Bukake range from Campbells. Yes, it’s THE FOGAnd joining me to find out just what they did with the drunken sailors, is Toby Hadoke. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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I laughed and laughed during your Columbo episode "The Most Crucial Game" and went to find more of your Columbo podcasts, especially since your name is "Columpod" but I couldn't find any more Columbo episodes. Why is that?
I didn't know this film existed.... I wish now I didn't know it existed...