The Worst Movie Ever Made

Season 7 starts off with a bang as we hopefully end this George Lucas Streak. George Lucas, the man who's indirectly responsible for the MCU (we think!). Let's get right into it. Regions of demons! Casual bestiality! Duck dick TikTok! Locking in the flavor! The career manipulation of Bodacious Beverly! Satan's Sluts, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!  www.theworstmovieevermade.com Coming soon to YouTube!

Chris and Rob take a well deserved break, and dive into an actual good movie to wrap up season 3! That's right, we're talking Raising Arizona! This was Rob's first time despite his obvious fandom of the master himself! And what's there not to love about this movie? Let's just dive right into and do the list thing: Baby theft! Unpainted furniture blowouts! Sloppy robbery instructions! Shotgun Huggies! Yodas and shit! Cabbage breathed bounty hunters! Grenade trickery! Fugitive slumber parties, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!  Season 4 starts next week.

Chris and Rob dumpster dive into a parallel dimension filled with dinosaurs and shitty plot mechanisms as they unpack Super Mario Brothers. This movie was tough to watch because it's supposed to be a video game adaptation, but that part never really... happened. How could a game about an Italian plumber who eats coins and shoots fireballs at mushroom people on his way to rescue a princess from a lizard king get so lost in translation? Dino Dungeons! Garbage truck escapism! Evolution for dummies! Verbose henchmen with faulty cranial calculators! Lizard pizza! Dangling plunger decor! Thirsty Utility Vans? Suspiciously shaped meteor meat, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever made!

Chris and Rob welcome The Freelanceaholic Kevin Meng (@thefreelanceaholic) to rail on Christmas With the Kranks like it's never been railed on before. Rob did his research. Mel's doesn't actually make a can of ham that large, so let's start there. When it comes to reconstituted pork shoulder gelatin byproducts, we're pretty sure the government has a "one pound max" regulation that purveyors of congealed pork bricks have to adhere to. We ran a little long on this one, but WE HAD TO. There was was much to talk about which is unfortunate because we've spent way too much energy dissecting this movie. That being said, here's the usual exclamations! White chocolate rain! Frosty gets baker acted! Reading the riot act instead of quietly dipping out! Eggs Botox Benedict! Heavenly Father Fondler! Grocery store ham showdowns! Sloppy sequel setups! The deceit! The trickery! The romance! The overbearing weight of the Homeowner's Association (though they never mention that their neighbor has a Homeowner's Association), and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

Chris and Rob talk Jingle All the Way with special guest Kyndra Crump (@thekyndracrumpshow)! And we were glad to have the company of this comedian and podcasting extraordinaire on this episode because there's lots to talk about! Like, is it okay for another dude to hang up your Christmas lights when you're not home? How do you react to this? Is violence the answer? Probably, but this is a kid's movie, so let's save the violence for later when it's the appropriate time... like setting off a bomb at a radio station with the hopes of winning a fucking action figure. Cop impersonations! Phil Hartman running game on an entire cul-de-sac full of housewives! Casual domestic terrorism! Grown adults pointing and laughing! Infinite daylight shopping mayhem! Reindeer assault! And much, much, more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!  Check out Kyndra Crump @ https://www.instagram.com/thekyndracrumpshow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcfWwPo89i3frdSOsTV-jUQ

Chris and Rob welcome back Bob Hasak from @Think_In_Movie_Scenes for a hearty discussion about Dante's Peak! While this movie was enjoyable at first blush, several steamy turds float to the surface as the story unfolds. GamGam's acid bath! Nookie in the hot springs! Coal mine potato chip rations! Engine Snorkeling lava drama! Pulley assisted pushups! Vague beer orders! Fist chucking cashew maneuvers! Boiled frogs! Promises of big fish! And much, much, more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

Chris and Rob fire up the smoker as they roast up some Wild Hogs! The open road! Biting the butter! Poo bag propagation! Guy fall down, hahahahah! But he’s okay though, he falls down a lot it’s a running gag ahhahahahaa! Rival gangs! Chili cookoffs washed down with some wholesome piss gargling! The sinking feeling that an hour and forty minutes have been shaved off my mortal coil, and much, much, more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

WAKEY WAKEY YOU FAT FUCKS!!! On this week of The Worst Movie Ever Made, Chris and Rob have trouble breaking down a couple of things in 1993’s “Hard Target.” Firstly, the dialogue makes them cringe, but seconds later they admit that some of it is pretty damn quotable. Secondly, the explosions that looked great were disproportionately out of context in regard to size and damage. Like, if you shoot a pint of gasoline with a gun, is it really able to level an entire warehouse? So much to unpack here as our hosts dive into the minutia, the drama, the romance, and the $217 that made the entire plot possible. You read that correctly. The billiard ball break that leads to the 8-ball-side-pocket victory is just that... $217. Flammable mullet grease trench coat transference! Backwoods whiskey stills! Jean Claude Van Damsels in distress! The death of Ermest P. Worrell in the ASSCHEEK ARENA (TM)! And much, MUCH, more... So put on your trench coat, eat some spicy Nawleans gumbo, pound a black coffee, and saddle up with your arrows and quivers or this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!  Brought to you by Mayonnaise and Scabs (TM)

You guys! It’s season three! Chris and Rob try to stuff three dimensions of shit into two dimensions of review. Is that how it works? Or is a podcast only one dimension because there is no video? Who the hell knows, so let’s get to it, shall we? Coral Reefer Madness! NASA knobs in Atlantis! Late night boner runs! Wallet thieving tentacle contraptions! An unintentional sponsor! Shit coins! Guvna grenades! Floating heads! Bogus beer slides! And much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

Chris and Rob shake off the ashes from Season 1's Waterworld, and plunge into the murky waters of Jaws! On season 2's "Great Movie" finale, a bigger boat is needed, but it won't be found on Netflix, because this episode is brought to you by Piracy(TM)! Quality zingers! Shark soliloquies! Bathtub moonshine! Menacing music! John Goodman tickle fights? Gaslighting barracudas! Chum buckets! Shooting stars! And much, much more! This is the Season 2 finale of The Worst Movie Ever Made, so let's end it with a bang!

Chris and Rob engage in some reproduction at the bowling alley as they slide into the chain smoking, jazz handing, sex baiting cavalcade that is known as Grease 2! 30 year old high school students! Song and dance numbers about how much you hate school that you clearly spent the entire summer vacation learning with people you know from school so you can show up at school and dance for your teachers in perfect lock step! Motorcycle scrap yard wheelie montage sequences! That guy with the weird face! Michelle Pfeiffer... All this and more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! Brought to you by Cool Rider Cigarettes (TM).

Chris and Rob set phasers to spooky as they talk about Thirteen Ghosts! Dirt Downloading junkyard hi-jinks! Blood Trucks! Dead Mom basement echolalia! Scooters and gears! Bloody Tub Girl titty meat! Nanny Semantics! A FUCKING GHOST TORSO! And much, much more! Brought to you by KornHub (TM).

Chris and Rob show their Muskrat pride as they run through the vacuous halls of Ernest Goes to School! Clockwork Orange locker experiments! Algebra for dummies! Gordian Knot plumbing! Varsity team switcheroo gas bomb shenanigans! Fast forward tuba violations, and much, much more! It's not quite Back to School, and it's not quite Billy Madison, but it's... uh... well you should probably just listen to this one because there's lots to unpack here. The Worst Movie Ever Made! NOW IN COLOR!

Chris and Rob welcome their first guest to cough up some hairballs on Catwoman! Bob from think_in_movie_scenes throws some haymakers in our logical inconsistencies section with verve and enthusiasm as we bag up a bunch of cats like Huckleberry Finn to eliminate the wart that is known as Halle Berry's performance. Ferris wheels with a mind of their own! Cosmetic Conglomerates! Police that show up to the scene faster than Domino's! Comprehensive forensic lipstick analytics, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

Chris and Rob spend "One Night in Bangkok," and go through Nicolas Cage's hairpiece with a fine-tooth comb on this week's episode of The Bomb Filter. Communicating with the deaf! Kung-Fu Patty Cakes! Four rules to live by! Taiwanese Kennedy clones! The logistics of drowning! Motorbike window rendezvous! Water jug computer rooms! Will Joe defeat Terl in the Asscheek Arena (TM)? All this and much, much more on The Worst Movie Ever Made! Brought to you FAKEUMS! THE PLANT BASED STEAK!

Chris and Rob pound Kerbango (TM), and stumble through Planet Psychlo as they review Battlefield Earth. Space embezzlement and flappy Psychlo tongues? The whacky antics of Terl and Ker? Endless options for renewal? Endless options for renewal? Endless options for renewal? Choppy slow-mo center-wipes... and much, much more! This may very well be the worst movie in the world, but who are we to say? We're just experts asking questions. Strap in for a ride to... Denver or something as we unravel Terl's Dreadlocks and dive into this crap-lousy movie. Battlefield Earth!

Chris and Rob swing from rubber trees as they unpack George of the Jungle! Learn about the Brendan Fraser total body workout, poorly timed vine gags, dick ripping mother in-laws, bongo-gramming gorillas, grown women falling in love with jungle men who have the mental age of eleven, and much, much more on this week of The Worst Movie Ever Made! Don't forget your leg lock before swinging from this pile of shit!

In this episode, Chris and Rob clearly both hate this movie. Will Suicide Squad become the new worst movie ever made? Or will their tests prove otherwise? Tune in and find out. Today's episode brought to you by Sausage Sally's Sauna and Brunch.

Chris and Rob get wet and wild, and take a deep dive into Water World in this week's episode!

Chris and Rob go "full on ass-cheek" while exploring 2006's, The Wicker Man.