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#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Drew Lynch joins Chris Distefano on Chrissy Chaos for a hilarious and surprisingly emotional conversation from the Chaos Bus in New York City! Drew opens up about losing his father to brain cancer, going through a divorce, and his upcoming trip to Antarctica to honor his dad's final bucket-list wish. The guys also talk about Drew's plans to move to NYC, touring with Impractical Jokers star Joe Gatto, and a surprise encounter with Backstreet Boys member AJ McLean right before the podcast. Plus, Chris gives Drew a crash course in New York City, the guys compare their workouts, and Drew shares why keeping up with New Yorkers might be his biggest challenge yet. Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos with Chris Distefano! 00:00 AJ McLean Surprises Drew Lynch 02:16 Drew's Trip to Antarctica 07:33 Honoring His Father's Final Wish 11:21 Losing His Dad to Brain Cancer 14:34 Divorce and the Hardest Year of His Life 17:04 Drew Lynch's Workout Routine 22:01 Life After Divorce 24:57 Touring With Joe Gatto 28:44 Drew Lynch Wants to Move to NYC 35:24 Chris Gives Drew a NYC Crash Course 40:58 Knicks vs. Pacers 52:30 Chris on Getting Older and Finding Happiness 55:45 The Anxiety of Life on the Road 56:22 Drew Takes the NYC Borough Quiz Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Gary Vee and Gareth Reynolds join Chris Distefano for a special two-guest episode of Chrissy Chaos, recorded live from the streets of New York City! First up, entrepreneur Gary Vaynerchuk (Gary Vee) stops by the Chaos Bus to talk about balancing fatherhood with running a business, overcoming anxiety, finding happiness, and why knowing your strengths is the key to success. Chris also gets Gary talking about the New York Jets, the Giants, and why sports fans hate each other. Then comedian Gareth Reynolds from The Dollop and We're Here to Help joins Chris for absolute chaos. The longtime friends discuss their early comedy days, why Chris is frustrated with stand-up comedy, Gareth's upcoming special, and Chris's increasingly inappropriate relationship with his Tesla's AI assistant. Things get even crazier when Chris reveals that his wife Jasmine thinks he's cheating on her with his car, leading to a hilarious phone call that might actually make things worse. Two guests. One Chaos Bus. Absolutely no idea where the conversation is going. 00:00 Gary Vee Joins the Chaos Bus 03:02 Gary Vee on Anxiety, Success and Motivation 07:07 Gary Vee on Fatherhood and Getting Older 09:36 Chris Opens Up About His Life Decisions 11:39 Gary Vee Plays F***, Marry, Kill 13:51 Gary Vee Talks Jets, Giants and New York Sports 18:40 Chris Recaps His Interview With Gary Vee 25:13 Gareth Reynolds Joins the Chaos Bus 27:14 Chris and Gareth Remember Their Early Comedy Days 34:32 Gareth Talks Money, Marriage and Free Meals 40:56 Chris and Gareth Talk Premier League Soccer 44:25 Chris Opens Up About His Comedy Career 54:34 Chris Reveals His Tesla's Sexy Mode 01:14:16 Gareth Remembers Chris's Beet Smoothie Disaster 01:18:03 Chris Calls Jasmine About His Tesla Affair Subscribe for new episodes of Chrissy Chaos! #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #GaryVee #GarethReynolds #ComedyPodcast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Rocket Money Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://www.RocketMoney.com/CHAOS Dr Tuggs Visit https://drtuggs.com and use code CHRISSY15 for 15% off your order. Dr Tuggs Head to https://www.mogul.com/CHAOS and In less than 30 seconds, own part or all of a property! Disclaimer Link: https://disclaimer.mogul.com Draft Kings "Download the DraftKings Sports app and use code CHAOS. New DraftKings customers can spend five and get two hundred in total bonuses paid within 21 days – includes all markets. Below the fold: Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Fifty dollars in rewards issued every seven days via click to claim for twenty-one days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash audio. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State." Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Ron Bennington and Gail Bennington join Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus outside SiriusXM for one of the wildest and most unexpectedly heartfelt episodes of Chrissy Chaos. Ron opens up about living with stage 4 cancer, Gail talks about caring for her father, and somehow they manage to find a joke in just about everything. Chris gets real about turning down comedy opportunities to spend more time with his kids, selling his house AGAIN, and why he can't stop making terrible decisions. Plus, old-school radio stories, New York City weirdos, and plenty of absolute chaos from the trunk of Chris's car. Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos with Chris Distefano! 00:00 Chris Is in a Matt Rife Movie 01:10 Ron & Gail Bennington Join the Chaos Bus 05:11 Chris's Dad and His Secret Medication 08:04 New York City Street Chaos 13:18 Drugs, Wrestling and Getting Older 17:36 Ron's Cancer Changes Everything 22:22 Chris's Rejected Soccer Show 24:47 Ron Bennington's Radio Career 28:25 Raising Kids as a Comedian 29:32 Chris Wants to Quit Touring 31:23 Chris Is Selling His House AGAIN 34:05 The Dark Side of New York City 37:06 Ron Opens Up About Stage 4 Cancer 40:32 Chris's Tesla and the Chaos Bus 43:14 Gail on Being Her Father's Caregiver 57:30 Chris Reflects on Ron Bennington UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Dr Tuggs Visit https://drtuggs.com and use code CHRISSY15 for 15% off your order. BlueChew Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code CHAOS. https://BlueChew.com DraftKings Download the DraftKings Sports app and use code CHAOS. New DraftKings customers can spend five and get two hundred in total bonuses paid within 21 days – includes all markets. Below the fold: Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Fifty dollars in rewards issued every seven days via click to claim for twenty-one days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash audio. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Jordan Jensen joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for an absolutely unhinged episode of Chrissy Chaos. Chris reveals how his wife caught him getting a little too close to his Tesla's AI, while Jordan opens up about dating, celibacy, anxiety, and her very unconventional upbringing. The two get into everything from porn and relationships to life in comedy, fighting, and why Chris needs someone else to send his text messages. It's Jordan Jensen and Chrissy Chaos at their most chaotic. 00:00 Chris Is in Love With His Tesla's AI 05:06 Jordan Jensen's New Lifestyle 06:49 Finding Happiness Outside Comedy 09:39 Chris's Dad Has a Gambling Problem 11:02 Chris's Daughter's Wild Weekend 14:19 Jordan Hates Brooklyn Men 18:36 Comedy, Porn and Getting Offended 21:34 Jordan's Construction Skills 25:38 Chris Learns How to Fight 28:07 Jordan's Childhood and Dating Life 30:40 Why Famous Comedians Feel Left Out 39:14 Jordan's Rise in Comedy 40:56 Celibacy and Sex Addiction 41:51 Jordan's Health Horror Stories 43:08 OCD, Anxiety and Relationships 49:14 Jordan Helps Chris Stand Up for Himself 53:40 Alec Baldwin and Celebrity Guests 55:46 The Comedian Therapist 58:51 Lil Pete : The Check Spot UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Everything420 If you’re 21 or older, download the Everything420 app or head to https://Everything420.com and use code CHAOS for an extra 15% off your order. Fabletics Shop now at https://Fabletics.com/CHAOS to get 70–80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP. Take a quick style quiz and be sure to select CHAOS when prompted to unlock this offer. The best styles sell out fast, so don't wait. Again, that's https://Fabletics.com/CHAOS CHAOS for 70–80% off everything as a new VIP. Kikoff Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/chaos today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy British comedian Red Richardson joins Chris Distefano for an outdoor episode of Chrissy Chaos in downtown New York City. Chris reveals his brand-new obsession with English football, explains why he somehow became a Sunderland supporter, and gets a crash course in Arsenal, relegation, London, British culture and everything America gets wrong about England. Things get even more chaotic when random New Yorkers start joining the show, Chris gets some unexpected religious attention on the street, and the conversation somehow turns into parenting, Miss Rachel, the American Dream, owning a home, Albanian gangsters and getting plastic surgery in Turkey. Red Richardson's comedy special "Bugatti" is available now on YouTube. 00:00 Red Richardson Joins the Chaos 03:22 London vs. New York 07:04 Chris Is Obsessed With English Football 07:51 Why Chris Chose Sunderland 09:00 Relegation vs. American Sports 10:00 Arsenal, Manchester United & Premier League Rivalries 15:01 Rocket Money 16:00 BlueChew 17:16 Is Arsenal the Dallas Cowboys of England? 19:23 The Story Behind the Name Red Richardson 21:32 Chris & Red Talk Fatherhood 25:52 Chris Has a Wild Miss Rachel Business Idea 27:13 The Streets Take Over the Podcast 31:42 Chris Wants to Move to London 35:18 Chris' History of Performing in the UK 41:45 The American Dream Isn't What Chris Expected 49:07 Marriage, Kids & Life on the Road 49:59 London vs. American Street Culture 51:08 The London Crime Scene 52:37 Chris Wants to Move His Family Again 53:58 Why Raising Kids Is So Hard 55:16 The One-Boob Plastic Surgery Story 56:02 Going to Turkey for Plastic Surgery 57:18 British Gangsters vs. New York Italians 57:57 Red Richardson's Tour & Special SUBSCRIBE for more Chrissy Chaos! #ChrisDistefano #ChrissyChaos #RedRichardson #Comedy #Podcast UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Rocket Money Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://www.RocketMoney.com/CHAOS BlueChew When you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code CHAOS. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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