Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy British comedian Red Richardson joins Chris Distefano for an outdoor episode of Chrissy Chaos in downtown New York City. Chris reveals his brand-new obsession with English football, explains why he somehow became a Sunderland supporter, and gets a crash course in Arsenal, relegation, London, British culture and everything America gets wrong about England. Things get even more chaotic when random New Yorkers start joining the show, Chris gets some unexpected religious attention on the street, and the conversation somehow turns into parenting, Miss Rachel, the American Dream, owning a home, Albanian gangsters and getting plastic surgery in Turkey. Red Richardson's comedy special "Bugatti" is available now on YouTube. 00:00 Red Richardson Joins the Chaos 03:22 London vs. New York 07:04 Chris Is Obsessed With English Football 07:51 Why Chris Chose Sunderland 09:00 Relegation vs. American Sports 10:00 Arsenal, Manchester United & Premier League Rivalries 15:01 Rocket Money 16:00 BlueChew 17:16 Is Arsenal the Dallas Cowboys of England? 19:23 The Story Behind the Name Red Richardson 21:32 Chris & Red Talk Fatherhood 25:52 Chris Has a Wild Miss Rachel Business Idea 27:13 The Streets Take Over the Podcast 31:42 Chris Wants to Move to London 35:18 Chris' History of Performing in the UK 41:45 The American Dream Isn't What Chris Expected 49:07 Marriage, Kids & Life on the Road 49:59 London vs. American Street Culture 51:08 The London Crime Scene 52:37 Chris Wants to Move His Family Again 53:58 Why Raising Kids Is So Hard 55:16 The One-Boob Plastic Surgery Story 56:02 Going to Turkey for Plastic Surgery 57:18 British Gangsters vs. New York Italians 57:57 Red Richardson's Tour & Special SUBSCRIBE for more Chrissy Chaos! #ChrisDistefano #ChrissyChaos #RedRichardson #Comedy #Podcast UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Rocket Money Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://www.RocketMoney.com/CHAOS BlueChew When you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code CHAOS. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Steph Tolev joins Chris Distefano for one of the most chaotic episodes yet! Steph talks about filming Tires, her acting career, getting American citizenship, relationships, Botox, internet trolls and the insanity of being a comedian. Plus, the streets of New York completely take over the show as random people stop by, Chris and Steph debate just about everything, and Little Petey shows up to close out the episode. This is Chrissy Chaos exactly how it was meant to be: completely unpredictable. 00:00 Steph Tolev Joins the Chaos 03:00 Chris Has a Problem With Bangs 06:24 Steph Reacts to the Trunk Podcast 09:12 Steph on Filming Tires 11:21 Losing Her Dog & Wanting Another 13:36 Random NYC Encounters Take Over 15:21 Chris' Wife Wants Him to Be More Manly 19:23 Steph's Fiancé & Hemorrhoids 20:58 Full-Body Scans & the Longevity Obsession 22:28 Steph's Comedy Cellar Audition 24:27 Steph Becomes an American Citizen 27:07 Steph Got Arrested in High School 29:08 Chris on Getting Older & Working Out for His Kids 33:00 Why Steph Loves Living in LA 34:14 Chris' First Movie Role 37:17 Steph on Auditioning for Tires 39:32 Bangs and Botox 41:50 Steph's Tires Sex Scene 42:58 Why Steph Stopped Reading Comments 46:32 The Legend of Little Petey 50:27 Steph's Insane Childhood Story 53:51 Steph Confronts a Fan 55:24 Little Petey Crashes the Podcast 58:35 Little Petey Performs Stand-Up 1:01:17 Little Petey's Three Wishes 1:04:00 Steph Tolev Closes Out the Chaos UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS New DraftKings customers, sign up with code CHAOS, spend five bucks to get $150 in rewards within 14 days - includes all markets. Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for fourteen days. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas Chris Distefano is joined on the Chaos Bus by WWE stars Chelsea Green and Matt Cardona for an absolutely unhinged conversation about wrestling, marriage, injuries, acting and life on the road. Chelsea reveals how she once got arrested in English class, while Matt looks back on creating his own opportunities as Zack Ryder, taking control of his career on the independent scene and eventually returning to WWE. The two also get into working in the same industry as a married couple, jealousy, kissing scenes, Matt’s torn tricep and Chelsea’s move into acting. Plus, the chaos continues after they leave with Chris defending his Mets first pitch, Mr. Met making an appearance and random New Yorkers joining the show. #ChrissyChaos #ChelseaGreen #MattCardona #WWE 00:00 Chelsea Green & Matt Cardona enter the Chaos Bus 03:32 Chris has a wild connection to Matt’s past 06:51 Dads, WrestleMania and family 10:02 Marriage, athletic rivalry and life together 18:22 Hometown wrestling highs and heartbreak 21:30 The Mets, security and prison stories 26:21 Chelsea got arrested in English class 27:03 Why Chelsea wants to get into acting 32:29 Matt Cardona on the indies vs. WWE 35:15 How Zack Ryder was ahead of everyone on YouTube 36:28 Marriage, career jealousy and kissing scenes 39:59 Matt’s torn tricep and wedding talk 44:30 Chelsea and Matt head to Citi Field 48:52 Chris defends his Mets first pitch 50:25 Mr. Met crashes Chrissy Chaos 55:38 Is Mr. Met the best mascot in sports? 58:40 Fans, street barbers and Chaos Bus madness SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code CHAOS. https://BlueChew.com Quince https://quince.com/chrissy DraftKings New DraftKings customers, sign up with code CHAOS, spend five bucks to get $150 in rewards within 14 days - includes all markets. Below the fold: Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass- through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for fourteen days. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas Are You Garbage joins Chris Distefano for absolute chaos in the trunk of his car in the middle of New York City. The boys get into Chris' wedding, who made the guest list, the insane gifts he received, peptides, rich-guy neighborhoods, getting back into religion, fatherhood, life on the road and plenty more. Plus, Chris finds out exactly how garbage some of his wedding decisions really were. Check out Are You Garbage's new special "American Garbage" on YouTube and catch Chris Distefano on tour at ChrissyComedy.com. 00:00 Are You Garbage Joins Chaos in the Trunk 04:34 American Garbage 05:43 Everyone Is on Peptides 09:41 Chris' Life After Getting Married 11:20 Roasting Chris' Wedding 13:00 Who Didn't Make the Wedding Guest List? 14:50 The Craziest Wedding Gifts 19:11 Why Foley Didn't Invite Kippy to His Wedding 20:49 Tim Dillon's Insane Wedding Gift 22:37 Is Venmo a Garbage Wedding Gift? 23:41 How Much Money Should You Give at a Wedding? 24:54 Chris Doesn't Fit In With His Rich Neighbors 28:46 Chris Gets Called Out by a Famous Actor 31:38 Boxing, God & Chris' New Outlook 36:25 Going Back to Church 37:43 Having Kids Changes Everything 39:51 Discovering Premier League Soccer 50:53 The Insanity of Life on the Road 52:07 Street Fight Training 61:27 Are You Garbage's Travel Rules 64:21 Surviving the Road Together 67:23 American Garbage & What's Next SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS DraftKings DraftKings is NOW LIVE in all 50 states. One app. Every sport. Nationwide Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MYRESET. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. 21+. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in 7 days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in 1 year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as $50 click-to-claims every 7 days for 21 days. Terms at dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Zoc Doc https://zocdoc.com/CHRISSY Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Little Pete joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the wildest Chrissy Chaos episodes yet. Petey opens up about battling addiction, surviving an overdose that left him in a coma for 10 days, getting sober and eventually finding his way into stand-up comedy. Plus, Chris catches up with his old high school friend, former professional boxer and FDNY firefighter Will Rosinsky, to talk about fighting Kelly Pavlik, life in the ring, their insane high school memories and the boxing documentary *On the Line*. Little Petey doesn't give a f***, and this episode proves it. Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos every week. 00:00 Craziest Moments 01:19 Chris Reunites With His High School Friend Will 06:28 The Hardest Punch Will Ever Took 12:28 Would a Pro Boxer Let His Kids Box? 16:08 The On the Line Boxing Documentary 23:02 Chris & Will's Insane High School Stories 28:47 How to Actually Defend Yourself 34:18 Remembering 9/11 in High School 40:11 Little Petey Joins the Chaos Bus 41:02 Rehab Led Little Petey to Comedy 44:29 Little Petey's Near-Fatal Overdose ~46:00 Little Petey's Wildest Stories ~1:02:00 Steroids, Hairpieces & Going Viral ~1:04:00 Little Petey's Comedy Goals UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code CHAOS. https://BlueChew.com Talk Space As a listener of this podcast, you'll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to https://Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. VIDEO LOWER THIRD: Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com Draft Kings New DraftKings customers, sign up with code CHAOS spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Below the fold: Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for twenty-one days. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices