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Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that’s not about the football.
No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It’s not about the game, it’s about everything around it.
No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It’s not about the game, it’s about everything around it.
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This week Danny and Noz are ambivalent about the Midseason Warm Weather Distraction™️ but are enjoying the Fyre fest style chaos. Worst sportswashing ever.
They also discuss Peter Shilton always being the worst, Gianni Infantino's daft little speech, Richard the Lionheart getting the badge in and Maradona's book.
This week, Danny and Noz are joined on the phone by BarcaJim as they ponder: Did Jadon Sancho really stand up to Ronaldo? Will CryArse7 ever grow up? Is Ray Parlour the best player named after a room in your house? How good was John Barnes? Is there some sort of tournament happening?
This week Danny and Noz are joined by Molly in the studio and Justin Moorhouse on the phone, as they discuss Liverpool being up for sale, namedropping YouTubers, the scourge of ‘cockwomble’ swears, saddo Ronaldo fanboys and whether Yoann Gourcuff is fit or not
This week Noz and Danny discuss Ronaldo being a big pathetic baby, Souness dressing like it’s date night, the fallacy of not wanting opposition players to get injured, holy grail football kits and the etymology of the work ‘twink’.
This week Danny and (a belated) Noz are joined by Justin Moorhouse and his son, Barney. Amongst other things they discuss soft play sleuthing, footballer fashion, pizza folding techniques, Danny's wonder goal, Denis Irwin shopping at Next and Justin being more famous than Michael Carrick.
This week Danny and Noz are joined by Molly (a.k.a Kevin Keegan’s identical hair twin) as they chat best football films, death pools, Champions League religions, Snoop Dogg selling out and the dangers of being peer-pressured into a hair transplant.
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Noz and Danny are back to save your season from xG nerds, youtube gimps and penaldo pessi fanboys to discuss the important topics like: could Roy Keane have saved the Premier League from Erling Haaland by going for his dad's balls, and who was the most successful member of Hear'Say?
This week Noz and Danny discuss the meaning of the word 'ick', why a certain pundit gives Noz the ick, Philippe Coutinho revisionism, carrom vs shuffleboard, Danny sticking up for Jordi Cruyff, Noz being a bad friend, and the Inzaghi family dating history. Meanwhile, there's revelations about Edinburgh that cause a rift in the camp - featuring Barca Jim.
This week Noz and Danny are joined by Leeds fans Rob Mulholland (@robmulholland) and Jack Carroll (@fatjacko) as they devote pretty much the whole episode to Marcelo Bielsa and celebrating his Elland Road legacy. It's a classic good cop/bad cop scenario with Noz trying to empathise with a sad loss and Danny slamming the table and asking how Bielsa is any different to Alan Curbishley or Eddie Howe...
This week Noz and Danny explain why:
- Pete Davidson is the Big Sam of celebrity dating
- Man City are the football Roger Federer
- Man United will definitely buy Harry Kane
- Snitches get stitches
- 50 Cent is too old for this sh*t
This week Noz and Danny discuss Zouma's cat kicking shame, Senegal's AFCON win, Dele Alli's on-pitch clobber, the return of bootcut, if liver birds are real, keeping changing rooms clean and whether objectifying lions is okay. They're also joined by Bentlegs (Alex Bentley from the brilliant @WeAreTurnstile) who recalls the great forgotten Brazilian golazzo
This week Noz and Danny discuss Michael Owen's Welshness, Frank Lampard's Toryness, Sean Dyche's sexiness and Eddie Howe's favourite position. There's also disagreement about what 'world-class' means and a heated debate about who'd make the English and Irish all-time XIs.
Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it.
De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ProjectFootball
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/projectfootballdotcom/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@projectfootball
This week Noz and Danny ponder the questions: What's John Terry playing at? Was Adriano better than Lukaku? Why is the Watford job like jury duty? Who's gonna win the AFCON? Why isn't women's football covered properly? What kind of player is Bruno? What does Ronaldo think about Luke Shaw being #TeamMessi?
Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it.
De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ProjectFootball
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/projectfootballdotcom/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@projectfootball
This week, @dannymccomedy and @justinmoorhouse ask the pressing questions:
- Was Roberto Carlos' freekick a bit lucky?
- Is Gazza overrated?
- Can anyone beat Ivo Graham for football trivia?
There's also the SHOCKING revelation of Charlie Baker's second team
Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.
This week Noz and Danny are joined by Barca Jim as they discuss the difference between between a GOAT and a BOAT, Jim's illegal pirated material, Salah vs Gerrard, father/son footballers, the problematic Beatles, why Jay-Z is the don, football's realest and fakest 'hardmen' and Chesterfield sticking the toe into Paul Scholes.
Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.
This week Noz and Danny discuss the Ballon B'ore, Pessi vs Penaldo, nightmare barge journeys, PES legend Castolo, white-hit wonders, Mick Hucknell and the concept of 'punching', why David Beckham is massively underrated, Danny's ideal 'Golden Generation' XI, drinking rugby banter and why Lampard has no place in the Gerrard-Scholes debate.
Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.
This week Noz and Danny are joined by Jim (in person) and Ellie (on the phone) as they ponder Vardy's forgotten casino fracas, whether 'Scottish football counts', Paolo Di Canio's pasta tips, Lorenzo Amoruso's Baileys obsession, Ole's teary exit, whether Everton would have Solskjaer over Rafa, Gerrard's favourite music and bad dad Jose's trainer bribes.
Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.
This week Danny and Noz discuss how bad Spitting Image's Jurgen Klopp is, why Eddie Howe is the Pro Evo Steve Bruce, how Danny knows first hand that Pat Nevin is generous and Ian Rush is tight, why Noz is being haunted by Princess Diana's ghost, and the fact that Danny once played with Alan Shearer and didn't think to mention it before.
Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball
This week Noz (a.k.a Editson Cavani) and Danny discuss Conte to Spurs, hair transplants, never having watched Back to the Future, actual feet-eating rats (nothing to do with Scholes), feeling sorry for Nuno, why In Bruges is a Christmas film, and dodged bullets in football.
Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it.
De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.
https://twitter.com/ProjectFootball
https://www.instagram.com/projectfootballdotcom
https://www.tiktok.com/@projectfootball_
This week Noz and Danny talk trainer collections, Solskjaer's future, Brendan Rodgers to Old Trafford, Amanda Staveley's Madchester credentials and debate whether you can reheat chippy chips in the air fryer. And of course, there's the unsavoury Paul Scholes incident. Big up comics Freddy Quinne and Jim Burke for contributing in voice and spirit
Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball
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