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A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way.
Featuring guests like Rainn Wilson, Jon Hamm, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, Oscar Nunez, Lauren Ash, Paul F. Tompkins & Andy Richter.
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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a bad psychedelic trip — visions, paranoia, melting faces, and all. Then, Ilana Cohn-Sullivan joins to share her unforgettable ayahuasca experience, complete with continuous vomiting, cheetah cosplay, and the moment things tipped from “transformational” to “terrifying.”👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Substack: https://podhowtosurvive.substack.com/ 👉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurviveSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon gather via zoom to catch up on the past couple of weeks in our lives. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive traveling to space — zero gravity, cosmic rays, and all! Writer/Professional Dancer Dennis Hensley joins the fun to share his hilarious story about auditioning to be a backup dancer for Madonna.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week, How to Survive tackles identity theft and didgeridoo drama! Comedian Murray Valeriano returns with a hilarious tale of trying to reclaim his cousin’s missing didgeridoos from a Hollywood Hills art dealer.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week, on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive urban legends — from Cropsey to Candyman — and comedian Kevin Avery joins to share his own real-life medical scare involving a benign tumor. It’s a mix of monsters, medicine, and mayhem — only on How to Survive!👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine tackle Burning Mouth Syndrome (yep, it’s real!) and welcome comedian Dan Cronin, who survived his own burning experience in New York City- one that nearly took out his apartment. Get more chaos and laughter on Patreon!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Salmonella strikes again! On this week's episode of How to Survive, returning guest Mike Henry shares his unforgettable encounter with the bacteria.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine tackle runaway grooms (and brides!) and get the inside scoop on international “I dos” with Las Tres Sisters Marta Mendez-Cross, who shares her wild wedding adventures in Costa Rica.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week, on How to Survive, Danielle & Kristine undress the topic of the strip search. We’re talking strip searches, survival tips, and the fine line between law enforcement and a lawsuit. Kathy Egan-Taylor of Bad Elizabeth shares her unforgettable experience with the UK Border Patrol.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we face the spotlight: performance anxiety (something many comedians struggle with) and the fascinating world of cruise ship comedy 🚢. Actor and comedian Chris Witaske (The Bear, Chicago Party Aunt) joins us to share hilarious survival stories, from performing for an audience trapped at sea to being a magician's assistant. Plus, he shares a harrowing and mysterious cruise ship death.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we dive into two wild adventures: the beautiful (but venomous) Blue Dragon sea slugs 🐉🌊 and the thrill of skydiving! Writer Nikki Nash joins us to share hilarious stories from her book Collateral Stardust and what it really takes to survive falling from the sky.🎧 Want more laughs? Get extended episodes, bonus content, and behind-the-scenes fun on Patreon.📰 Stay in the loop! Join our Substack for extra comedy, more survival tips, and stuff we don’t share anywhere else.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on 'How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine,' we tackle two wild challenges: how to survive under martial law (unthinkable, but we promise to make you laugh) and what happens when you step onto the mat for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Comedian Cristina Fernandez joins us with laugh-out-loud stories, survival “tips,” and a few chokeholds along the way.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 Get More Laughs on PatreonLove the show? Support us on Patreon for extended episodes, bonus content, and behind-the-scenes survival stories you won’t hear anywhere else.📰 Join Our SubstackStay in the loop with new episodes, extra comedy bits, and survival tips delivered straight to your inbox. Subscribe free at Substack.💬 Rate & ReviewIf you enjoyed this episode, leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify—it helps more people survive life with us!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive bears… again… but in a whole new way. Author Emily Barth-Isler joins to share a wild bear tale of her own!👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode.🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes and bonus content.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive your child’s first day of pre-school — the nerves, the tears, and sometimes the kids cry too. Then Oliver Pardo joins to share his hilarious and chaotic experiences at his very first job.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes and bonus content.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive calling 9-1-1, thanks to a listener who taught us that panic and emergency calls do not mix. Then Will Becton joins to share a frightening camp incident he and his friends barely made it through.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes and bonus content.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive dangerously low temperatures — get those mittens on! Then Madison Shepard joins to share a hilarious but genuinely dangerous story from one of her past temp jobs.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes and bonus content.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive when voyeurism crosses the line into a real disorder — we're hitting all those red flags. Then Tom Clark joins to share stories from his unforgettable summer volunteering in Juarez.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes and bonus content.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a catastrophic factory accident — the danger and the unexpected aftermath. Then Shawn Carlow joins to share his experience rescuing a very lucky cat.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes and bonus content.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week’s listener suggestion: a bad landlord — sketchy behavior, crummy repairs, and all the red flags to watch for.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes and bonus content.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week’s listener suggestion: measles — symptoms, risks, outbreaks, and everything you should (and shouldn’t) panic about.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes and bonus content.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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