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Demi Lardner and Tom Walker are doing this and no-one can stop them. This is a podcast for no cowards.
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check out the patreon here wahooHere's the show babey! Tom has balls on the brain and everybody benefits as we think about sacks, nuts and scrotes. What else do we think about? Well. There's a small glance at penises too I guess. But mainly people who are sack fans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Check out the patreon for more episodes of the podcast and video of every episodetom and demi go deep. then shallow. then deep again on YO-YOS, whacking and smacking around a spinning thing on the end of a string. we love to talk about these damn MYSTERIOUS THEMES Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
check out the patreon for more episodes and video of each episodeHere we are with this week's episode! The BEDTIME episode!!!Today Tom and Demi are going deep on deep sleep. The time of slumber. Topics of conversation include: sleep paralysis demons. And I'm not sure what else because yawwwwwn I started to get sleeeeeeepeeeeeememememememe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
J. Jonah Jameson looking at these particular photos of Spiderman and going "Ahhh you know what. Maybe I don't need all of these. Maybe I don't need EVERY picture of spiderman. Get me some pictures of a half marathon"Thrill! As Demi is besieged by her body. Chill! As Tom talks to Demi for the episode. Trill! Along with the ending chimes at the end of the ep, which signal that another wonderful episode of bst.png has come to an end. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Check out the patreon for more episodes if you'd like them, dearie!Happppppppy new year! It's time to enjoy the world of r/fruits with your pals Tom and Demi and a cool new audio glitch! I love this new year - for one thing, I'm in it, and I'm absolutely freaking mental about that guy. I adore his experience - his phenomenological experiences hit the spot for me the way most nothing else does!I am eating a simple bowl of fruit :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
check out the patreon here for moregrah grah grah!! i'm barking! GHRAHGFHGAHGH! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
check out the patreon for more episodes and also video of every episode!In the thrilling conclusion of this episode of Who's Grandpa... we find out Who the titular Grandpa is, and why they are Him. WHO will it BE?? Well, I know because it's in the past and I'm writing this episode description now. Thank you for reading this. Your reward: my beautiful song! La lalala LAAAA la la Laaaaa La lala LA la la lala LAAaaaaaa.... ~laa. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes and also there's a dog running around over there and we're trying to catch him with a big netHere is this week's episode.... the beginning of a knock-down drag-out showdown between TOM (the boring guy) and DEMI (the other one). If these are gifts that grandpa needs, and you need the gift, then mightn't that make you grandpa? WHO will be crowned GRANDPA at the end of this? WHY did we make this two episodes good lord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
check it out you can get more episodes here! Wow-eeThis episode's subject matter got us the first ever furious message from our editor Brendan:"i was googling pictures of smegma buildup in horses today and this defamation of the double bass is still the worst thing you've put me through. rancid, change your hearts"So gird your loins and reinforce your hearts because there's double bass slander on the horizon! (really deep voice) ba-bum ba bum bum bum bum Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Subscribe to the patreon for no ads and an extra episode!The gang's back with their brand new episode - the long awaited "elongated coin" episode! Now, prepare to learn about the wonderful penny. The penny we squish so that we can remember where we've been and why. The Elongated Coin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
check out patreon for more episodes!The Corn Maze Episode. Long theorized, finally made a reality by two brave podcasters who have come together to create.... The Corn Maze Episode. Here we are at.... The Corn Maze Episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
we're back. i crave release Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
patreon is here https://www.patreon.com/bigsofttittyHeeeeere is the show this weekMy toxic trait is needing an old key so bad I could explode! I need to unlock one my front door with a key that looks like this: FJust drank a coffee and now I'm bouncing around the whole place. Hell, I might record another podcast soon! Maybe that would be fun!!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
heeeeere's the patreon if you want more episodes!this is an episode with a lot of poop talk. thank you for your time! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
patreon for more eps and videohere's the episode for today, my dear. Tom and Demi return with a classic demi segments and ANOTHER segment that's a cool new twist on an old classic. Wow - she can do it all. Except print stuff out regular style. I don't know what's up with that. AND except an appearance from the titular pigular dracula, pigula himself! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
patreon.com/bigsofttitty if you want to understand one of the fundamental bits on this episode!Here's a fresh episode with a Head Got Stuck and Tom's fun new obsession - saying all that and a bag of chips over and over. Yep, he sucks to be around! But luckily wonderful Demi is here to guide us to the banks of segment city. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
my my... the patreon is here if you'd like to hear MORE bst!Here's the episode for this week - we get into a lot of really smart stuff this week, including uhhhh well Trump's sucking his dildo. He's sucking it off sensuously. The bad Trump voice is too fun to do. But then of course, some cow surgery! And, moreover, well, we make good points like uhhhhhhhhhhh. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Here's the patreon if you want MORE EPISODES of tom and demi: patreon.com/bigsofttittyYou guys seem cool. Swing by the cage tomorrow. Hell, swing by the cage today. Any time you want to come by the cage I'll be in there, it's pretty much my office. C'mon over and hang out!The video of Norm scooping kitty litter onto the floor is here: https://youtube.com/shorts/gGIa1qaxxm8 sorry it's a youtube short but it's vertical. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Check out the patreon here for ad-free episodes, and bonus episodes every weekWe went to a PUP show! Well, mainly Tom went to a PUP show and Demi came to the venue. But we did do it! And now here's an episode about it as well as an update on the gas leak that had us sleeping downstairs and in fear of our lives for a night. Our comprehensive life update complete, we can finally talk about what matters: War of the Worlds (2025). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Check out the patreon here for more episodes and so on!Tom and Demi are back again and they're talking about r/wifesp- well, you'll see. We yak about that, decorating moose and of course the hurtful laughter of the wife rings out loud and clear. Yes, it's another episode of bst.png! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.






lol that "no pictures, only windows" story was stolen directly from an HP Lovecraft short story
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I love you 2 but this is fucking unlistenable.
Pure nonsense. πβπβπβπ
Listened to this on a road trip. It was like having really drunk friends in the back seat.
heaps wanted to like this, but it's not great aye.