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An irreverent journal of auto opinion, the Burnouts gather every week to break down the latest headlines in the jalopyspace. From donks and ricers to Elon and autocross, this show has the latest news and hottest opinions on the web. Change our minds.
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Tonight, Sumanth drives a car with so much drip he became an influencer overnight, Dan’s oft repeated smack talk on Ford comes full circle, and Cole loses even when he wins. And of course we’ll run you through some going ons in the autoverse, and probably talk about Doge Coin because it’s so hot right now.
Tonight Cole freaks out a whole bunch of guys on dirtbikes in the desert, Sumanth experiments with trepanation, and Dan stands around some parking lots. As usual we have a really long Heel/Toe, and Cole has a flashback driving a VW that might break as much as his first one did back in High School.
Tonight, we talk about trucks that only youtubers take off road, an EV GT from Ingolstadt with range that a SCUD would make fun of, Sumanth will talk smack about ‘Ole Musky, and Cole drives 337 miles to get a haircut. It’s the first show of 2021 for the Burnouts, and we thank you for your patience while we overcame techmo-logical difficulties, crippling loneliness and boredom.
It’s the annual Burnouts Holiday Shopping show brought to you by all the guys in vans! We’ve got a bunch of ideas for that gearhead that you never know what to buy, besides a 30 pack of Michelob Ultra wrapped in foil and a family-size box of band aids. So light those scented candles and pour some dairy free hot cocoa and let’s gather under the Mistletoe for a while, shall we?
Tonight we have super crispy audio, suspiciously cheap engines, suspiciously expensive motors, Fortnite dances, and disappointment.
Tonight, we speculate about the most overhyped and underpowered sports car with a roof, we get mad at the Hummer EV, and Dan throws a pumpkin off the roof. Yank out that charging cable before driving off and join us, won’t you?
Tonight we’ve got some new yuge V8s, overpriced EV motors to spruce up your malaise 4x4s, Dan beats on somebody else’s cars, Sumanth gives out some poor financial advice, and Cole complains about some stuff that no one cares about.
Tonight we’ve got plenty of crap on celebrities, some salacious and embarrassing news on that politician you hate, and more vapid and unimportant conjecture about current events based on facts we heard on facebook. So pour a stemless glass of over oaked Pinot and settle in under that weighted blanket won’t you?
Tonight we have some Deja Vu, because we’ve just done this podcast before, higher on the street, and you know this is the intro, calling you, and search is a mystery, standing on my feet, it’s so hard when I try to be me, woah. Whoever the hell owns Ram nowadays and Ford have a slap-fight over some big V8’s in trucks, both VW AND Tesla in the SAME corner, and we have some Deja Vu, because we’ve just done this podcast before.
Tonight we go to Build a Bear, or play Build a Bronco since the mall is closed, run you through some interesting new powerplants in the Heel Toe, make fun of Sumanth like usual, and Dan rubbed shoulders at a safe distance with a favorite hotshoe of the Burnouts. Top off your fluids, and let’s start up the show.
Tonight, we have big news on Ford Trucks, we talk about never having to lose your keys surfing the gnar ever again, and we make fun of Sumanth, again. Let’s get started shall we?
Tonight we tell you how Cops are combating the Bat Flu, SUVs that are getting V8s just in time for gas prices to rebound, and Dan shares some things he learned about essential worker's beasts of burden. And maybe we have Sumanth test driving a car instead of talking about Tesla.
Tonight on the show we have prancing horses, pony cars, and a bunch of hot takes about a once-common car-related business primed for a potential comeback. Oh, and happy birthday, X Æ A-12!
Tonight we find out if Toyota is fun again, some Tesla news for cone killers, and we break down the car loans longer than the line at Costco. Here we go...
Tonight we have conspiracy theories, Mazda silliness, Cadillac confusion, and bad ideas on how to spend your coronabux!
Tonight we have one more reason to be wary of that Mustang in your rear view, a Car-B-Que like none other, zee Germans go golfing with an old cart, something pretty cool in Sumanth’s Tesla Corner. Grab an ice-cold Hamms and join us!
Tonight on the Burnouts! Top ten cars for hoarding toilet paper! Just kidding, we all know what that is already (Ford Transit or Honda Odyssey, obviously). But really though, stay safe, folks. Wash those hands! Tonight, we shift through a Heel/Toe segment full of Vettes, Supras, and HEMI’s. Plus, we talk about how camshafts are so 2019, and Cole explains why we haven’t seen gas like this since 1999. Finally, we touch on a couple Tesla stories, because of course we do.
Cancelled your flight to Geneva? We’ve got you covered! Also we got a deep dive into a four seat hyper car, and of course Sumanth’s Tesla Corner! Buckle up and let’s dump the clutch, and hopefully not stall this time Dan.
Tonight we’ve got a SUV with a chopper pad, a Jeep that spends more time in the sand than David Hasslehoff, more Tesla news than even Sumanth can digest, and good news for people with worn out Japanese sportscars. Let’s dive right in shall we, but first… what the hell have we been up to?
Tonight we’ll run through those things that people won’t shut up about during the Superb Owl, Dan tells us about being King of Cone Abusers Anonymous, and Sumanth yells at his cat. Oh and we have some rumors to spread, as usual. Let’s GOOOOOOO!
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