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From February 12th, 2023: If you were educated in the Failure Lorenz School of Journalism, it makes sense that you would see like three videos on TikTok and decide it’s indicative of a sweeping trend. After all, you only ever exist by hating outside the clubs you can’t get in. We take a critical look at this alleged “e-girl military psyop” trend and, using the immortal science, declare the US military to be in its flop era. Empire in decline vibes, indeed. Put your dicks away and pick up a copy of Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism instead. While you’re at it, cancel your subscription to the New Dork Crimes and give your money to us instead.A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media.TwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain’s Twitter

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, if you are reaching thirty, put down the Werther's Originals! This is an emergency and you need to start shaking some ass at the club. In this episode, Kenny and Virgil are joined by aesthetic scholar and TikTok Icon, Laura aka Cyberexboyfriend, to talk about nostalgia cycles, billboard charts, fast fashion, and how the means of production makes 29 year olds start thinking they are old and ready for death.\A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media.PatreonTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain’s TwitterLaura's TwitterLaura's TiktokWorks Cited and Further Reading:Survey of the Best and Worst Decades (YouGov)1800s Womenswear (Fashion History Timeline)Shein's Average Shopper Spends $100 a month on clothes)

From May 21, 2023: In this episode, Kenny and Virgil break down the vigilante culture behind Citizen, Nextdoor, and Ring. We get into why and how these companies capitalize on your fear and paranoia, while successfully pitting communities against one another. We also give you social-anxiety babes a lil advice on how to build up the courage to just ask your neighbor for a cup of sugar.A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media.PatreonTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain’s TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Vigilante app removed from apple storeCitizen lays off employeesCitizen usage in PhillyFalse Arrest Due to Racial profiling - CitizenNextdoor CEO admits fault for racist biasesCitizen app does not promote public safetyLAPD + CitizenCitizen crime alertsHow crime tracking apps create a culture of fear and incite panicCitizen app employees mental healthInside the Citizen App

From April 23, 2022:In part two of the Parasocial Power Hour, [the podcaster formally known as] Ceres talks about their travels for the past six weeks on their E̶a̶t̶ ̶P̶r̶a̶y̶ ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶ Smoke Rave Chillax journey. They talk about their thrilling adventures through being held on trial at the Tenderqueer Tribunal, worshiping the moon, and taking shrooms. Like if Hunter S. Thompson was hot.A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media.Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitter

Kenny and Virgil don some overalls and get to work! They help the feeble and sickly Bolsonaro launder some cows to get them squeaky clean. Your favorite they-devils peer down using satellite imagery to analyze the dairy and beef industry within the Amazon Rainforest. Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, they find more than just one Inconvenient Truth. Deforestation, milk taxonomy, cow fraud and yes, those pesky government cheese caves. You won't want to miss this.—A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media.Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterWorks Cited:Amazon Deforestation Satellite StudyProtected areas still used to produce Brazil's cattle (Conservation Letters Journal)Deforestation Linked to Agriculture (WRI)Cattle Production at a Glance (USDA)How Illegal Land Grabs in Brazil's Amazon Feed the Global Beef Industry (OCCRP)Slaughtering in the Amazon (Greenpeace)Brazil cuts environment budget despite climate summit pledgeBrazil sacks officials who curbed deforestation on Amazon indigenous landsEmails Show the Meatpacking Industry Drafted an Executive Order to Keep Plants OpenExamining the Decline in U.S. Per Capita Consumption of Fluid Cow’s Milk, 2003–18Government Recommended Dietary GuidelinesFluid Milk Consumption Continues Downward Trend, Proving Difficult to ReverseAubrey Plaza Wood for Milking CommercialAll other sources for this episode are on our website

This episode has been freed from our Patreon. See this update about the future of our Patreon for more information,From April 9th, 2023:Good day, Paypigs. This episode we talk about violence in video games and travel back in time to the Clinton Era. We examine how this Power Couple was a force to be reckoned with when it came to video games. Were they just bad at GTA or were they on to something? Paypigs, you'll learn a lot, per usual, in this ep.. so grab a chili mango buzzball and listen to ur fave they-devils as you prepare your mid-morning drive to brunch with the girls.Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Utah State Shooting Threat - Anita Sarkeesian VisitTrumps Video Game MeetingAre video games breeding an assassination generationSupreme Court Has Ruled; Now Games Have a DutySenator Clinton on violent video games A Brief History of Video Game Violence BlameWiki for US Senate hearings on Video GamesBill Clinton Addressing Juvenile ViolenceFTC Addressing Violent Entertainment Marketed for JuvenilesCongressional Record of Newt Gingrich SpeechNYT - Death Race Game Gains Favor But Not With The Safety CouncilPresident Trump and Bipartisan Members of Congress in Meeting on School and Community Safety

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have a less crowded living arrangement. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.—Beware! The boot on your car and those unpaid parking tickets are ruses by traffickers to distract you while they sneak up behind you with a burlap sack. Spin around three times, throw salt over your shoulder and yell "traffy no traffic!" We promise this works.In the final episode of this series, Kenny and Virgil dive into the ways the media presents sex industry bosses, as shrewd businessmen or common evil-doers, exploiting a system that allows them to do what they please. We follow the money and crunch the numbers to see how much wealth sex workers creates for OF, and how much they earn.It wouldn’t be a BSN episode without a material analysis: from the E-pimps, to the chatters, to the sex workers themselves. We cut zip ties off doors to learn the signs of a true trafficking victim online, and why they are so difficult to find.When a man monopolizes a system built on shoving sex workers behind paywalls and dark corners, when sex workers call for a boycott amid alleged AIPAC donations, what can those who want to "support sex workers" do besides mindlessly supporting a company?Our Discord!WebsiteTwitterVirgilKendallLainWorks CitedHow Influencers are Being Talked into Porn on OnlyFansThe E-Pimps of Only FansInstagram Connects Vast Pedophile NetworkExpert Analysis of CSAM on OnlyFansDamning probes find Instagram is key link connecting pedophile ringsOnlyFans Seeks New Funding Valuation Above $1 Billon

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have a less crowded living arrangement. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.—We have a confession to make: Unlike Lil Wayne, we are not in fact, down like the economy. We do not understand the blockchain. But fear not! In part two of our series on the elusive CEO of OnlyFans, Kenny and Virgil brought on resident Money Understander, Greg of Gorilla Radio Show. Together, they look into the lawsuit against Admin Leo and Meta. They also analyze the sparing, neoliberal coverage of OnlyFans, peek inside Leo's Ethereum wallet, take a little trip to Belize to look at some offshore accounts, and ask a fundamental question: When everyone assumes your business is too ugly to look at, what can you get away with even when the lights are on?Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteTwitterVirgilKendallLainGregWorks CitedMeta Executives 'Inadvertently' Identified in OnlyFans Bribery SuitDangaard v Instagram Incorrectly Filed DocumentFacebook accused of blacklisting OnlyFans’ rivalsOnlyFans 'Suspicious Activity Reports' Mostly Show that Banks Hate Sex WorkAdminLeo's ETH Wallet

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.—We love living here at Big Soy Naturals LLC, we love breathing and living and I, Producer Lain, have never thought about killing myself. Just thought I'd let everyone know that! We <3 Living! Kenny and Virgil were minding their business, checking the leaked AIPAC donations on their phones while having 2-3 beers behind the wheel, when they discovered the largest donation of $11 million was ALLEGEDLY given by the CEO of OnlyFans, Leonid Radvinsky. This sent your favorite they-devils down a rabbit hole that includes XCOM forum moderators, domain name scams, alleged sex trafficking, alleged family business criminal rings, and many alleged links to OnlyFans coordinating with other nefarious agencies to serve economic interests through state violence. Allegedly!Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgilKendallLainWorks CitedInside The Israel Lobby’s New $90 Million War ChestAdminLeo: Only Fans Owner's Dubious Financial HistoryFacebook accused of blacklisting OnlyFans’ rivalsDangaard v InstagramLeo's Dad's investing portfolioOnlyFans Statistics 2023

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.If you, dear listener, much like our hosts, have been bombarded with images of sweat soaked men who have the hue of Red 40 espousing the virtues of raw meat diets and how seed oils will destroy the nuclear family, you are in good company. In the first episode of their series "100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government are Coming for Your Seed Oils," Kenny and Virgil walk through the grocery aisles and discuss the history of the United States' involvement in intervening in the diet of the public. Why would the government want you to think bacon is epic, mere months after an H1N1 virus outbreak devastates the pork industry? Won't someone think of the poor Smithfield Foods CEO? Together, we will dive into the government funded cheese caves and come out with enough seed oils for every boy and girl and nonbinary child to consume to their heart's content.Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain's TwitterWorks CitedCDC 2009 H1N1 ReportSwine Flu Originated in Mexico, Researchers Report (ScienceDaily)The Global Trade of Live Animals in Eight Charts (The Guardian)In New Theory, Swine Flu Started in Asia, Not Mexico (New York Times)Bacon Trends: Sustained Demand (Meat + Poultry)

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.Kenny and Virgil are LIVE outside FuckJerry Headquarters holding signs with opinions on them. Opinions like "jeans feel weird" and "your suspiciously meticulous zionist posting schedule is duly noted." They look at FuckJerry's content before and after October 7th and dive deep into the history of the content-farm juggernaut. Peering into the looking glass made by a tech bro at his prime (the 2010s), your favorite they-devils dare to ask the question: what does silence and action look like for a corporate content creator?Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain's Twitter

Sing Hallelujah, Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors. The horseshoe of "it's so over" has swung up into "we're so back" territory and Big Soy Naturals is back in new form. Virgil is clicking on less viruses and Kenny is following even less directions as your they-devils help you navigate the world of meeting your partner's parents, telling lies, dating AI Chat bots, and finally maybe putting a lid on the "if Kenny autistic, why cool with friends?" debacle.Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain's Twitter

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, get ready for a raunchy, irreverent and feminist take on fucking! From the minds over at Fartstool Ports, two they/thems give you the hottest takes on sex and dating through the lens of everyone's favorite bad bitch: Andrea Dworkin! Together they take on their sworn nemesis, Call Her Daddy. Comparing both the words of a late scholar and a fully alive Blonde Woman, Call Them Stigmas seek to get at why heterosexual women put themselves in positions to be hurt by men who don't see them as fully realized individuals.Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil’s TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain's Twitter

Hi Paypigs + Prayer Warriors, it has been a while - if you're in our Discord, you've been updated with the latest info regarding our delays with episodes. Inshallah things will get easier - in the meantime enjoy this lovely episode with the even lovelier Ashlyn!Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil’s TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain's TwitterAshlyn's Twitter

Diversity win, pay pigs and prayer warriors! This drone strike was launched by a gamer. In the final part of our Drone Strike series, Kenny and Virgil talk about how, as their recruitment numbers plummet, the US Department of Defense has made modern relationships with Silly-con Valley. Breaking down the summits with Google, to the hands shaken on university campuses and in start-up open plan offices, your They-Devils reflect on what led us here, and what we can expect to come hurtling at us, piloted by an Xbox Controller. Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Remarks by Secretary Mattis on the National Defense StrategyUS military chief says tech giants should work with PentagonUS military teams up with Silicon Valley to revolutionize the battlefieldUnable To Recruit Enough Techies, The Military Is Partnering With Universities and Start-UpsThe Military-Technological Complex: How the US Army Works With the Civilian Tech IndustryActivision Blizzard Xbox Merger AnnouncementMicrosoft Closing In On $70 Billion Deal To Buy Activision BlizzardThis Was Inevitable’Hack the Pentagon’ Pilot Program Opens for RegistrationMicrosoft Employees Open Letter to the CEOAdditional Citations

We sat down with a Hollywood insider and learned exactly what’s going on - we find out, with the help of our expert guest, why writers are striking, what industries are showing solidarity with writers and if we need to worry about a second coming of Dr Horrible.outro: YMRM by OgrePatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil’s TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain's TwitterAshlyn's Twitter

Prayer Warriors, rejoice! You have asked us questions, and we have told you more lies. Initially, this was meant to be a pay pig exclusive. But Producer Lain, channeling Reagan, asked us to tear down this paywall. We need to get our streaming numbers up soon, or our CEO Elon Musk has threatened to increase the minimum Patreon amount to $8. In this Hotline episode, we talk about how to maximize outputs during your hoe era, what to do about an unrequited crush, how to survive white suburbia, and make friends when you have sexy and off putting vibes (autism). Call into our Hotline (609) 285-3494 !note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content thereoutro: Disneyland by OgreJoin our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain’s Twitter

This week we spoke to author Lauren Badillo Milici about their favorite Saints, Catholicism, and Fall Out Boy - Lauren takes us on a journey through her creative mind with humor and wit. This is a fun one - be sure to check out Lauren’s latest work ‘Sad Sexy Catholic’ !FYI - Both our hosts were traveling this ep so the audio quality is a little not amazing this ep. we are certain youre cool with that though..note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content thereJoin our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterLauren's TwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain's Twittermusic cred- Outro: Radio Tower by Ogre

Gamers rise up! Today, Kenny and Virgil finally talk about a video game. In the 2000s, the military was facing a crisis: teens thought the military and dying in an imperialist war effort was cringe. And in the midst of a PR crisis, a national disaster and Ludacris’ birthday, the game America’s Army was born. A game meant to train your child for the War On Terror from the comfort of your home. Your favorite they-devils take a look on how the game was made, how it was played, and what exactly, the military was trying to say to the youth of America in the wake of 9/11.note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content thereJoin our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Theaters of warMilitary Recruitment through TwitchBehind the Scenes of COD: Modern WarfareCOD & the Military Industrial ComplexWaPo - If video games spur gun violence, it’s only in the United Statesmusic cred:Intro/Outro: Virgil MastersDramatic music: Immense by Keys of Moon | https://soundcloud.com/keysofmoonMusic promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/Creative Commons CC BY 4.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

WE HAVE A DISCORD NOW! JOIN THE BIG SOY DISCORD: https://discord.gg/eeY2h4dYOkay, about the actual episode…Video games were so crucial for George Bush and his friends to accomplish their mission during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. We trace the origins and justifications of the War on Terror, and connect the post-Cold War scrambling for new wars by defense contractors, US officials, military leaders and right wing intellectuals to the rise of video games as a pedagogical method and recruitment tool.note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there.PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:War Play by Cory MeadClash of Civilizations by Samuel HuntingtonEnd of History and the Last Man by Francis Fukuyama