Mid Flight Brawl

A first class fashion exec has several too many drinks on today's flight, and ends up swapping her bracelet gift to a passenger, with a special set of bracelets from the Female Body Inspectors....Whoo hoo! The 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour is rolling on. Tickets are now on sale.SYDNEY COMEDY STORE - Friday November 13 - 7pmHOBART - HELLENIC HOUSE - THE GREEK CLUB - Friday November 20LAUNCESTON - DU CANE BREWERY - Saturday November 21Cody's show CRU$HER has already hit most of this country by now. It's red hot. Do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. Get remaining show tickets here:14 November TUGUN20 November HOBART21 November LAUNCESTONThe book YOUR STUPID has limited copies remaining. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too.FUTURE CLASSICS is a new material show with Heggie and friend of the show Sean Woodland. Coming to a bunch of joints in late 2026, including (but not limited to) Sydney, Bowral, Sutherland, Camberra, Bulli, Port Kembla, Newcastle and Avalon. Get on it at lukeheggie.com/gigsHeggie's 2027 show RELIC is on sale now. Many more dates to be announced once the bastards lock in their venues. Get on it hereCody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTubeHeggie's Youtube channel is powering on with 5 full shows on it. A sixth—GROGAN—will arrive on November 1, 2026. GET ON IT HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Way back in 1991, an 11 hour airport bender turned into a monafide mid-flight brawl, as reported by the Tampa Bay Times.----Whoo hoo! The 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour is rolling on. Tickets are now on sale.SYDNEY COMEDY STORE - Friday November 13 - 7pmCody's show CRU$HER has already hit most of this country by now. It's red hot. Do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. Get remaining show tickets here:14 November TUGUN20 November HOBART21 November LAUNCESTONThe book YOUR STUPID has limited copies remaining. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too.FUTURE CLASSICS is a new material show with Heggie and friend of the show Sean Woodland. Coming to a bunch of joints in late 2026, including (but not limited to) Sydney, Bowral, Sutherland, Camberra, Bulli, Port Kembla, Newcastle and Avalon. Get on it at lukeheggie.com/gigsHeggie's 2027 show RELIC is on sale now. Many more dates to be announced once the bastards lock in their venues. Get on it hereCody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTubeHeggie's Youtube channel is powering on with 5 full shows on it. A sixth—GROGAN—will arrive on November 1, 2026. GET ON IT HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A passenger gets agitated with the handling of her carry on....----------------------------------Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale.SYDNEY COMEDY STORE - Friday November 13 - 7pmHOBART - NOV 21 - ON SALE SOON.LAUNNY - NOV 22 - ON SALE SOON.Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half.-----------------------------------YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all.Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here.-----------------------------------Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here.Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTubeHave a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A female passenger gets a little loose... around the belt...Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale.Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.BRISBANE - SEPT 12 - 12PM EXTRA SHOW - GOOD CHAT COMEDY CLUBCody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half.-----------------------------------YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all.Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here.-----------------------------------Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here.Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTubeHave a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An elderly man has a senior moment, trying to grab the controls in front of the pilot...-------Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale.Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.BRISBANE - SEPT 12 - 12PM EXTRA SHOW - GOOD CHAT COMEDY CLUBCody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half.-----------------------------------YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all.Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here.-----------------------------------Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here.Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTubeHave a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.