Firecrotch & Normcore: THEY LIKE TO WATCH

We're nearing the end of our accidentally homeless era. Who will we be when we're not outstaying our welcome in various friends' homes? Will you even know us? Will we even know ourselves? Tune in next week to hear us homed, but not settled. The chances of us having a working TV or broadband connection are extremely remote, so we'll probably be reviewing an audiobook or a street performer. 'Reviewing'.Send us a housewarming e-card: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSend us some housewarming money: https://www.patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WARNING: scatology abounds. We celebrate our anniversary boxing day in style, plus a dog called Grief, the right way to touch siblings and Geoff confronts his aversion to Jude Law. Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSara needs rugs: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by Annabel E. Port, whose excellent substack is: https://substack.com/@annabelport Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New season! New us! New you? What is the sound of one hand clapping? Also, if a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, does it make a sound? Also also, what happens to a Slut Summer® summer-slut if she wants to stay slutty in autumn?Life’s big questions asked, if not answered. PLUS: wool. And Charlie Sheen.Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comLove us like you mean it: Patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He's baaaaaaack!The conversation ranges widely as we circle-back to our content benefactor and friendly acquaintance, Jesse D-is-for-dreamy-but-also-for-David Armstrong. Mountainhead? Check. Protein intake? Check.AI robots? Check. Funniest fish? Also check. Don't thank us, honestly. You deserve a treat like this after we went M.I.A.Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially, Sara's spending £3 a day on compresses for her weeping wound.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sorry for the disappearing act. Excuses/explanations within, some of which are not for the faint-hearted. In your face, fainthearts.We are back FOREVER, and we are unafraid of tempting fate. We're still in summer mode this week, and we have a little something to reward your loyalty next week. Commune with us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comShow us more love and we won't abandon you again: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHEdited by Annabel Port. Read her Substack: https://annabelport.substack.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's another unedited episode as slut summer becomes the summer of slop - we were recording against the clock before unplugging our home podcast studio FOREVER. We're at the mercy of the conveyancing process, so we don't know when normal service will be resumed, but mom decided it was better to give you something rather than nothing. (Pop remains unconvinced.)What do you think? Stop the slop, or would you welcome further slop drops? Email us about this, or your other concerns: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comContribute towards a lock-up at the Big Yellow Storage Company: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A cautionary episode highlighting the perils of podcasting without editing. (Our editor, Annabel is away this week, and Geoff didn't have time to do it because our life is either in boxes, or needs putting into boxes.)This song is lovely, though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st7IwWl-T84Offer kind words: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comGrow Sara's slutty budget this summer: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sara diagnoses Geoff with trainspotter hair, a listener diagnoses Sara with peri-peri sauce. Plus: Lena Dunham's 'Too Much', and a Swedish bounty. What a week! Summer vibes! Four more weeks to go of And Just Like That rants. Your summer deserves a Patreon membership: Patreon.com/theyliketowatchWrite to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Geoff was not in the house. But a (retired) rugby player was.Deepest thanks to Dan Hipkiss & Geordan Murphy.Back next week with your regularly scheduled program.Join the Patreon, PS! There are 13 eps of And Just Like That, so still so much left to go! Patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sara's manifesting has worked, her summer has never been sluttier. You have to listen, if only to be inspired by the slutty prospects that might still come for you.Plus evergreen favorite Couples' Therapy and a nothing-y Netflix documentary series. Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially, our moving costs are extortionate: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WELCOME TO FIRECROTCH & NORMCORE'S SUMMER OF SPONTANEITY! Will the podcast drop on its usual Tuesday, a leisurely Wednesday, a tardy Thursday or will we be filthy and unload it all over you on a Friday? We can't give you an answer RN, because we're *in it*, and will continue to be so, so open your heart and sphincter chakras to our lateness, please.This week: The Bear, of course. Plus Smoke. Email us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comReimburse Sara for All Fours: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have the DCC overtaken our household? YES MA'AM. Between And Just Like That and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, Sara is at an intellectual low, but a slut high. Geoff travels to Japan for his quick watch and we travel to Scotland for the big watch.Plus the evergreen fun of a celebrity sighting. Contact us, sluttily: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially, you really do need more of Sara's ranting in your life, just like she needs her Churchill bio Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're baaaaaaaack! To say we're "better than ever" would be an overstatement, however we're not unhappy with the episode. Sara's in pink pants - slut!!!! - plus she's onto some Churchill materials. Geoff is only half sweaty, and less of a ticking time bomb than we originally feared. Plus: Pee Wee Herman and Adam CurtisWrite to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comBuy Sara her slut books: patron.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Made using Suno to highlight how AI music apps could devalue human artistry, replace jobs, and flood the market with generic content - eroding originality, authorship, and the emotional depth that comes from lived experience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We watched Jesse Armstrong's new film, 'Mountainhead'. Twice: Once on our sofa, and once at a glittering event (which was also the site of the least comfortable convo in history - between your correspondent Sara H. Barron and the Emmy-winning Tony Roche. Coincidentally, the second-least comfortable convo in history was happening nearby.)Also, has Geoff found a new TV gang? And Sara is euphoric because 'Sex and The City' spinoff, 'And Just Like That' is back for another season. Michael Patrick King and Jesse David Armstrong, both dropping new material in the same week! She's like a pig in sh*t and deluxe sh*t at the same time.Maslow's hierarchy of needs: Tier 3: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comTiers 1 and 2: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy New Jesse Armstrong Content Eve! By the time our next episode drops, his new film, Mountainhead will be released into the wild (HBO/Sky/Now TV.) May Our Lord and Saviour, Jesse David, watch over you and bring peace to the land, the crops, the pigs, and the chickens. This podcast is late to honor our big boy on his big day, and not because we had a series of mishaps over half-term. nb. This episode contains zero actual Jesse Armstrong or 'Mountainhead' content beyond fevered anticipation. One of us is excited to tell you about the best TV we've seen in over twelve months, though.Peace be with you.(And with you.)Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Help Sara get slutty on a budget. (A new tight top, perhaps?!): patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What *would* you do if we sang out of tune? Geoff tries, with minimal success, to get Sara on board with the idea that it’s nicer to give than to receive. Plus his crush on Alex Skarsgård rears its majestic head again.Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comGive us money, we work hard for it: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi HOOOOOOOO! Sara makes a rod to beat her own back and hands it over to Geoff. Plus Kieran Culkin, Phoebe W. B., Tracey Morgan, an octopus, a full-throated apology and - if you can possibly believe it - more!Fill! That! Inbox! fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially, Sara's hair needs a keratin treatment, she can't survive summer without it: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello babies, come suckle on our pod-teat. Here's this week's nutrition... A birthday debrief for Sara (including a romantic graveyard stroll), before we get into this week's viewing, which includes: 1. Dicky piccies. 2. If Denmark was gone, would you miss it? 3. Tina Fey's new thing. And your darling contributions, which elevate the whole affair.Let's touch souls: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comMake it rain: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sara was stuck in Spain during the power outage. Get ready.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.