Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica

Possibly the bluest (meaning: dirty, rude, saucy) live stream M&B have perpetrated so far! What fun. Join us for our next live stream! It's on October 19th, 8pm UK time (3pm ET) Here's the link to watch live on YouTube. And if you'd like to donate to this week's charity, UNICEF, you can visit the GoFundMe page here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A thin but savoury tasty treat awaits you in this week's Cocktail Time, along with deep dives on Mecca Bingo, why a sexy-scary dog might be the perfect Halloween costume for introverts, and an exciting update from last week's lottery winner! The next live stream will be on Sunday 12th Octover 2025 at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can watch it here: And if you would like to donate to this episode's charity, Action Against Hunger, you can do so here: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode sees the triumphant return of Cocktail Time, by popular listener demand! And a flurry of letters on such diverse topics as haunted wedding dresses, forcing your friends to admit they have ADHD, and rigging the lottery. You can still donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians here! And you can watch our next Live Stream on October 5th here! As always, you can email madamemagentauk@gmail.com with your questions or requests, and we shall endeavour to ask the spirits for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can you spot people having affairs in bars? Is Professor Brian Cox gaslighting us? Is Ken Russell's The Lair Of The White Worm the greatest film you've never seen? Highlights from Magenta & Bernard's weekly YouTube livestream, recorded 21st September 2025, with an audience of beloved tragic fans. This week, we are raising money for Choose Love. You can still donate to the campaign by visiting this link.⁠ M&B's next live stream will be on SUNDAY 28th SEPTEMBER - ⁠here's the link to watch, and to sign up for a reminder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta and Bernard are back! It’s a new season of our chat podcast  - with a twist! Because now it’s live! And for charity! From now on, M&B will be holding an almost-weekly live stream on YouTube, on Sundays, at 8pm UK time (3pm ET). These live streams are a chance for fans of the esoteric to get together, have silly goofy fun, stand up for what we believe in, ask esoteric questions, denounce the government, and listen to Bernard rocking out on the guitar.  And best of all, each week, we'll be raising money for a different charity. This time, we raised £170 for Choose Love. You can still donate to the campaign by visiting this link. M&B's next live stream will be on SUNDAY 21st SEPTEMBER - here's the link to watch, and sign up for a reminder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's WHAM episode 6! (The last one) It's the SpOoOoOkY Halloween episode! This time, Mags and Bernie are making a kooky stop-motion adventure starring the Hungry Hungry Hippos - going all the way back to 2500 BC! ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's WHAM episode 5! This one came to Magenta in a dream... a SIDESCROLLER video game movie. Starring JASON STATHAM. If the left side of the screen catches up with him... HE DIES. That's really all you need to know. ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's WHAM episode 4! It's time to make a very respectful, very true-to-the-source-material, religious epic on a blockbuster scale! Magenta and Bernard are adapting The Book Of Revelation with an all-star cast. Of Furbies. ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's WHAM episode 3! It's a long one today! Because there's a lot to say about SYLVANIAN FAMILIES! Magenta and Bernard devise a dark, satirical horror movie starring the little felted friends, and co-starring the sexiest animal-hybrid vampire you've ever seen. ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the second episode of WHAM! Magenta and Bernard plan a new Hollywood smash, this time revolving around a GENERIC PUZZLE CUBE (definitely not affiliated with Rubik's Cube, this is personal opinion, satire and parody, please don't try to destroy us). CW: sexy sex talk, mild substance abuse ⁠Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's WHAM episode 1! Join Magenta and Bernard for the first instalment of their movie podcast experiment. First in the spotlight - Polly Pocket. How can the tiny clamshell-dwelling pixie be turned into a hit movie? And what could it possibly have to do with... string theory? Listen now to find out. ⁠Support Mags & Bernie on Ko-fi⁠ ⁠Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: Mags, Bernie and Lindsay join forces with some unlikely allies in this, the final showdown of the season! Special guest stars: Beth Eyre as Inzilbeth, and David K Barnes as Gilmikhad. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: A worrying phone call from Seraphina brings the coven back to Misty Moor Rectory... where all hell is, quite literally, breaking loose. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: The youngest member of the coven, Lindsay, has fallen from a magical oak tree and broken her arm. So it's a trip to A&E (or ER for our American listeners) for the family. But this hospital is feeling very... VERY... crowded... ... with ghosts. That's what we're getting at. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: The third member of the coven - Magenta's mother Seraphina - is now living at Misty Moor Rectory (much to Bernard's chagrin). And so, the Triple Goddess is complete! It's time to plan what to do about Mr Baby's cosmic cat flap... Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: It's time for Magenta and Bernard to start building their coven! First recruit - their elusive and mysterious daughter Lindsay. But first, there's the small matter of the ghost wolf. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: Mags and Bernie deal with an uninvited house guest(s). Misty Moor Rectory is a strange and ancient place... Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts Magenta and Bernard are off on their second adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators, dealing with a client from their past - Margot Mockery. That's right! They're off to Mockery Manor! It's a crossover episode, baby! Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts Join Magenta and Bernard as they wrangle a restless spirit on their first official adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators! Are you ready to RAWWWWK? Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts Magenta & Bernard are appearing on the long-running home renovation TV show GREAT DECISIONS! Host Kenneth McCrag joins M&B at their new residence - Misty Moor Rectory - a vast, crumbling ruin in the middle of nowhere. It was very cheap. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices