Patio Lanterns

MERRY CHRISTMAS Kurt & Ryan get together in person for the annual dinner with Raud. Jason Bourne is not an interesting guy. Cinnabon finally cancelled. Ryan learns how to use his podcast mic.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

JESUS CHRIST THAT'S JASON BOURNE Derrick is an ugly name. Randy receives a 4-month warning. Kurt's Christmas faux pas on the phone with his mortgage broker. We need your help to get Haliey Welch on the podcast. Catch Zootopia 2 in a theatre near you.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

#6 LEBRON JAMES Kurt's an uncle: shaping a future Lebron James fan and Lanternite. Randy and the thrill of the kill. Mice falling from the sky! Entering a flow state. More resident evil.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

YOU SHOULD BE DEPRESSED IN NOVEMBER The Blue Jays blew it. Kurt is all in on Christmas. Randy attempts to lure more children to his home on Halloween. Alien: Earth. No chocolate innovation in 100 years. The Ostrich situation in BC is addressed. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

IN MY RESTLESS DREAMS, I SEE THAT TOWN Kurt searches the haunted east coast. Ryan forages mushrooms and boot stomps in the barns. Randy is not impressed by "athlete" Shohei Ohtani. Kurt stars on a different podcast! ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

Ryan's favorite whiskey, Johnnie Walker. What do I do at duty-free? ******* Johnnie Walker. That night, sipping the ******* Johnnie Walker in the war room by myself with him chilling. Why? I studied, bro. The entity interviews Randy. Vin Diesel needs to find a way to cut the budget of Fast and Furious. Ryan plots his Dirty Dancing moment. Is Taylor releasing albums a little too...swiftly? Kurt preps for a trip to the east coast. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast  

THERE'S A NEW COWBOY IN TOWN Kurt Steed, otherwise known by his Instagram handle @cowboy_k2, joins on this episode to discuss relationships, modern dating, and his approach to helping others online. [0:00] to [40:00] We get some relationship advice from Kurt! [40:00] to [end] Song of the Summer 2025 reveal. ----more---- Kurt's Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cowboy_k2/ Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

SAY THAT AGAIN Another Randy road trip. Are we the anti-Swifties? Kurt goes rock climbing for the 1st time. Spirit Halloween's killer business plan. The fantastic four song of the summer nominations are revealed. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH Kurt showcases a new haircut. Ryan is hunting, foraging and fermenting every day. Kurt gets kicked off the jury. What are people doing in cafes? ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

NPR - "It's 2025, the year we decided we need a widespread slur for robots" "Debate over the song of the summer rages on, but if there were a contest for a word of the summer, one front-runner would surely be the onomatopoeic clanker." Ryan takes an aggressive stance against robots. Kurt is back from Europe.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

THIS EPISODE DESCRIPTION COULD BE A SONG Justin Bieber surprises Ryan with a new album. Song of the Summer gets country! Kurt rips to Whistler and back. Ryan attends a celebrity-filled wedding. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

PATIO LANTERNS SEASON 8: CHAPTER 10 Ryan's trail run. Vin Diesel announces some interesting Fast 11 news. Has the dog love gotten out of control? Brian Kelley (Beach Cowboy) releases a season 2 before Patio Lanterns High. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

HOW CAN MIRRORS BE REAL IF OUR EYES AREN'T REAL The Florida Panthers outclass the Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Final. A Kurt Kootenay rocky mountain road trip. A new political party emerges to unite British Columbians.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

RYAN LORE The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) has mandated the culling of four hundred ostriches in British Columbia, stemming from concerns of avian flu. Ryan goes back to school (x2). Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning discussion. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

LISAN AL GAIB Kurt is back from his international journey, bringing fresh insights, new perspectives, and valuable guidance to share with the listeners. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

The podcast will go on pause as Kurt ventures to find himself yet again. Ryan takes the tariff fight to US soil. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

LIVE FROM NELSON, BC Randy gets the ick. Someone loses their job hahaha!  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

The Gilmore Girls Podcast People won't stop defending Wayne Gretzky. Love in the age of AI. Randy has a big surprise!  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

Trade wars and brain rot. Ryan provides an update on his dating life. Kurt experiences reintegration sickness. Polarnights reveal! ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

Randy tries a brand new look. Kurt enters the Metaverse.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast