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The Lost Christmas Podcast
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A dive into the characters, stories, traditions, food, and everything else surrounding the Christmas season all over the world. Each episode ends with a passage from The Lost Years of Santa Claus book, recounting stories that fill gaps in the Santa Claus mythos and answer questions about the man himself and his real story.
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How does Santa Claus deliver presents to hundreds of millions of homes in a single night?Many say it’s impossible—but the science might disagree.In this episode, we dive deep into the physics, mathematics, and global logistics of Santa Claus, exploring how relativity, quantum mechanics, advanced algorithms, nanotechnology, and even artificial intelligence could explain the greatest delivery operation in history.We break down the staggering numbers—millions of homes, thousands of visits per second, and near-light-speed travel—and explore why classical physics would vaporize Santa instantly. Then, we go beyond the impossible, examining cutting-edge theories including time dilation, quantum superposition, wormholes, warp drives, molecular assembly, stealth cloaking, and AI-driven route optimization.But Santa’s secret weapon may not be speed at all.By examining global gift-giving traditions—from St. Nicholas Day and Sinterklaas, to New Year’s Eve with Ded Moroz, Three Kings Day, and Orthodox Christmas—we reveal how Santa’s workload is actually spread across multiple calendars and cultures, turning a one-night miracle into a brilliantly optimized seasonal operation.This episode blends real science, various mathematical theories, cultural history, and holiday wonder, making it perfect for curious adults, kids, and families alike.Contact:emailwebsiteSpecial thanks to:The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
In this episode, we explore the most compelling Christmas-themed novels from the past 20 years, spanning mystery, thriller, fantasy, horror, romance, and literary fiction. From snowed-in murder games and gothic holiday thrillers to dark reimaginings of Santa Claus, heartfelt romances, and magical Christmas fantasies, these books prove that holiday fiction goes far beyond cozy clichés.We discuss why Christmas makes such a powerful setting for suspense and transformation, how modern authors use the season to heighten stakes and emotion, and which novels have become modern Christmas classics for adults, young adults, and middle-grade readers alike.Whether you love holiday mysteries, dark Christmas fantasy, romantic winter reads, or literary stories of hope and redemption, this episode offers a curated guide to the best festive fiction of the 21st century—and plenty of inspiration for your winter reading list.Contact:emailwebsiteSpecial thanks to:The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
In this episode, we explore the fascinating history of Kanakaloka, Hawaiʻi’s island-style Santa Claus, and uncover how Christmas gift-giving traditions spread across Polynesia, Micronesia, and Melanesia. From Santa arriving by outrigger canoe to church deacons acting as Father Christmas, we trace how Pacific Island cultures adapted a global holiday to fit ancient systems of reciprocity, community, and seasonal celebration.We dive deep into the Makahiki festival and the god Lono, examine why no indigenous Pacific Santa existed, and compare Hawaiian Kanakaloka with figures like Hana Kōkō in New Zealand, communal gift-giving in Samoa and Tonga, and unique Micronesian and Melanesian traditions—including parachute gift drops and cargo-era folklore.Contact:emailwebsiteSpecial thanks to:The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
Discover the surprising, two-thousand-year journey of the lutin, France’s iconic mischievous spirit. Once born from the Roman sea god Neptune, lutins evolved into medieval house goblins, regional tricksters, and—much later—the playful Christmas helpers of Père Noël. This episode uncovers their ancient origins, regional variations, magical abilities, and the rise of the modern lutin farceur tradition sweeping France today.Perfect for fans of Christmas folklore, mythology, European history, and modern holiday traditions, this deep dive reveals how a once-feared night sprite became one of France’s most beloved symbols of holiday magic.Contact:emailwebsiteSpecial thanks to:The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
Journey to the Arctic to learn how Inuit families embrace Christmas, or Quviasukvik, with a mix of ancient customs and modern festivities. From winter games to community feasts, from Inuit lore to seasonal adaptations, this episode highlights the warmth, creativity, and enduring cultural identity of Inuit Christmas traditions. Also we highlight the universal winter traditions that unite all of us from east to west, north to south. Dive into the world of Christmastime with the far north!Video of the Inuit High Kick @ the Arctic Winter GamesContact:emailwebsiteSpecial thanks to:The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
Every holiday season, millions of fans tune in for Christmas Day sports—NBA showdowns, NFL clashes, global soccer derbies, college bowl games, holiday hockey classics, horse racing and even historic one-off matchups that became legends. But how did Christmas become one of the most competitive days on the sports calendar? And what traditions shaped the way we celebrate sports during the holidays?In this episode, we take a deep dive into the history, culture, and surprising origins of sports played on or near Christmas Day. From early 20th-century football rivalries to the NBA’s rise as a Christmas Day tradition, from international soccer fixtures like Boxing Day matches to unique high-school and collegiate tournaments, we explore why Christmas sports became a global phenomenon.Contact:emailwebsiteSpecial thanks to:The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
Are you ready to eat and drink through Christmas history?Go beyond cookies, roast, eggnog and mulled wine to uncover the fascinating deep cultural roots of Christmas foods. This episode is your passport to understanding how religion, colonialism, climate, and commercial ingenuity transform simple ingredients into festive flavors.This isn't just about recipes—it's about the stories, power dynamics, and ingenuity hidden inside your holiday plates and glasses. Cheers to a deeper understanding of your favorite—and soon-to-be-favorite—Christmas bites and beverages!Hamonadong Baboy (Filipino road pork) recipePfeffernusse Spiced Cookies recipeCola de Mono recipeContact:emailwebsiteSpecial thanks to:The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
Forget the usual holiday cheer and dive into the chilling world of Christmas folklore with the terrifying Karakoncolos (also known as Kallikantzaros).These malevolent, shapeshifting, hairy winter goblins emerge exclusively during the Twelve Dark Days, the treacherous period between Christmas (December 25th) and Epiphany (January 6th), to wreak havoc across the Balkans. We uncover the sinister origins of this enduring European myth, tracing it back to the drunken, masked chaos of the ancient Dionysian festivals in Greece, and reveal their terrifying cosmic purpose: spending all year sawing down the World Tree!Join us as we explore the chilling regional differences:Greek Myth: Why do the Kallikantzaros try to force travelers to dance to death?Turkish Folklore: Learn the deadly verbal trickery of the Karakoncolos, which requires you to always use the word "kara" (black) or risk instant death.Bulgarian Tradition: How the Karakondžul's influence gave rise to the massive, UNESCO-recognized Kukeri festivals.We detail the bizarre protective rituals, from burning stinky shoes and scattering salt to the crucial act of counting holes in a sieve, used to keep these holiday horror creatures out of your home. This is the ultimate deep-dive into the ancient European folklore and Christmas monsters you need for the winter season.Contact:emailwebsiteSpecial thanks to:The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
Beyond Santa Claus and Ded Moroz, the real Arctic winter wizard is Yamal Iri, the “Grandfather of Yamal,” a localized Christmas figure from the Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous Okrug, Russia. We uncover his unique powers: not just gift-giving, but utilizing a shamanic drum made with ancient Nenets technology to drive away evil spirits and bestow positive energy. Discover why this Siberian hero wears a functional reindeer-skin malitsa, carries ancient mammoth bone jewelry , and how his tradition, rooted in Indigenous culture, offers a spiritual alternative to the global legend of Santa Claus.Contact:emailwebsiteSpecial thanks to:The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
Why do we picture Christmas under a blanket of snow—even in places it never falls? This episode traces the history of the White Christmas story from the Little Ice Age (LIA) in 19th-century England’s icy winters to Dickens’s classic tales, Victorian holiday art, and the global impact of Bing Crosby’s 1942 hit. This episode shows you the magical mix of climate, culture, and nostalgia that shaped how the world celebrates Christmas.Contact:emailwebsiteSpecial thanks to:The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
Season 6! Amazing, and it is thanks to all of you listeners and subscribers! Kicking off Christmas Podcast Day (Nov 1st), I'm joining with my fellow Christmas podcasters to discuss It's a Wonderful Life or at least some rendition of it. Discover the remarkable short story that inspired one of cinema's most beloved Christmas films. In this episode, we explore Philip Van Doren Stern's The Greatest Gift, the tale that became the foundation for It's a Wonderful Life." Learn how a simple Christmas card story evolved into Frank Capra's masterpiece, uncover the key differences between the original and the film, and understand why this forgotten gem deserves its place in Christmas literary history. This episode is perfect for fans of classic Christmas stories and anyone who loves the timeless message that every life has value.Contact:emailwebsiteSpecial thanks to:The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
What is Epiphany, and why does it hold such deep significance in holiday traditions around the world? In this episode, we uncover the rich history, cultural significance, and timeless stories behind Epiphany—also known as Theophany, Three Kings’ Day or Día de los Reyes.
Discover how this celebration marks the arrival of the Three Wise Men to visit the baby Jesus, the symbolism of the Star of Bethlehem, and the diverse traditions observed across countries like Spain, Mexico, Italy, and Greece. From Rosca de Reyes cakes to chalking doors with blessed initials, we’ll explore the rituals, stories, and legends that make Epiphany a cherished part of the holiday season.
At the end of the episode, I’ll share an exclusive reading from The Lost Years of Santa Claus, my book that reveals untold stories from Santa’s journey and his connection to the timeless magic of Christmas. Whether you're a history buff, a lover of holiday traditions, or just curious about this special day, this episode will inspire and enlighten! 🌟👑🎁
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The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0
Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0
holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
Did you know that Santa Claus isn’t the only gift-bringer during the holiday season? In this episode, we explore the fascinating world of New Year’s gift givers from cultures around the globe. From Russia’s Ded Moroz (Grandfather Frost) and his granddaughter Snegurochka to Korea and Japan and Colombia, discover the captivating stories behind these legendary figures.
We’ll dive into the history, traditions, and mythos surrounding these characters, exploring how they became central to New Year’s celebrations. Learn about the symbolism behind their gifts, their unique cultural roles, and how they continue to bring joy to families worldwide as each year begins.
At the end of the episode, I’ll share an exclusive excerpt from my book, The Lost Years of Santa Claus, where Santa’s hidden adventures and untold stories come to life. Don’t miss this enchanting episode filled with global holiday folklore, history, and timeless traditions—it’s the perfect way to welcome the New Year! 🎆🎁🌍
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The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0
Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0
holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
Who has the best holiday lights on the block? In this episode, we dive into the sparkling world of Christmas decorating competitions. From their humble beginnings as neighborhood challenges to dazzling national events like The Great Christmas Light Fight, these competitions have become a beloved part of the holiday season.
Explore the history behind Christmas decorating contests, from the first illuminated trees to modern-day extravagant light displays. We’ll discuss the cultural impact of these festive showdowns, how communities come together through friendly rivalries, and some of the most impressive ongoing competitions around the world. Whether you’re looking for inspiration or just love the magic of holiday decor, this episode will light up your holiday spirit!
Stick around until the end of the episode for a special reading from The Lost Years of Santa Claus, my book that uncovers Santa’s untold adventures and his transformation into a symbol of Christmas magic. Let’s shine a spotlight on the joy of holiday decorating and the stories behind it! 🎄✨🏠
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The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0
Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0
holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
What does Christmas look like in the middle of summer? In this episode, we travel to Argentina to explore how this vibrant country celebrates the holiday season. From warm-weather traditions and outdoor gatherings to unique Christmas decorations like fireworks and pesebres (nativity scenes), Argentina brings its own special charm to the holidays.
Learn about the festive foods that define an Argentine Christmas, including asado (barbecue), vitel toné, and the delicious sweet treat pan dulce. We’ll also uncover the stories behind beloved holiday characters, like Papá Noel, and traditions such as setting off fireworks on Christmas Eve and celebrating Nochebuena with friends and family late into the night.
At the end of the episode, I’ll share an excerpt from The Lost Years of Santa Claus, my book that explores Santa’s untold adventures and his transformation into the legendary figure we know today. Don’t miss this journey into a sun-soaked Christmas filled with food, fun, and traditions from Argentina! 🎄☀️🍷
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The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0
Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0
holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? What about Gremlins or The Nightmare Before Christmas? In this festive episode, we tackle the age-old debate: what is and isn't a Christmas movie? Join us as we break down the rules and criteria that define a holiday classic. Does the movie need to take place during Christmas? Is a focus on holiday themes required, or can a backdrop of snow and lights suffice?
We’ll explore fan-favorite films, controversial choices, and some unexpected titles that just might qualify as Christmas movies. Whether you’re team traditional (It’s a Wonderful Life, Home Alone) or love an unconventional twist (Batman Returns, anyone?), this episode will have you rethinking your holiday watchlist.
At the end of the episode, I’ll read an excerpt from The Lost Years of Santa Claus, the book that reveals the untold adventures of Santa and his legendary journey to becoming the heart of Christmas magic. Tune in for a spirited holiday debate you won’t want to miss! 🎥🎄✨
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The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0
Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0
holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
Who is Father Christmas, and how is he different from St. Nicholas? In this episode, we unwrap the fascinating history of Father Christmas, from his roots in British folklore to his evolution into a symbol of holiday cheer. Learn how ancient pagan traditions, like the mysterious "Green Man" and "Wild Men of Winter," influenced the stories and imagery of this festive figure.
We’ll also explore how Father Christmas differs from the saintly St. Nicholas and how their tales became intertwined in holiday lore. Discover the rich mixture of myths, traditions, and cultural shifts that shaped Father Christmas into a beloved holiday icon.
At the end of the episode, I’ll read an excerpt from The Lost Years of Santa Claus, the book that delves into the hidden history of Santa’s adventures and the stories behind his legendary role in Christmas. Don’t miss this journey into the magical past of the holidays—perfect for history buffs, holiday enthusiasts, and anyone who loves a good story! 🎅✨
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The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0
Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0
holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
How did Christmas decorations become such a magical part of the holiday season? In this episode, we explore the fascinating history behind the festive adornments we know and love. From the ancient use of greenery like holly, ivy, and mistletoe to the first decorated Christmas trees in Germany, every tradition has a story to tell.
We’ll also dive into the evolution of ornaments, the dazzling rise of electric Christmas lights, and the shimmer of tinsel that has graced holiday homes for centuries. Discover how these decorations became symbols of joy, hope, and celebration, and how modern trends continue to transform the way we deck the halls. Whether you’re a fan of vintage charm or contemporary sparkle, this episode is packed with inspiration and holiday history.
Stay tuned at the end of the episode for a special reading from The Lost Years of Santa Claus, the book that uncovers Santa’s untold adventures and the origins of Christmas magic. Let’s light up your holiday season with the history of Christmas decorations! 🎄✨
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The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0
Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0
holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
Everything’s bigger in Texas, including Christmas! In this episode, we’re exploring the Lone Star State’s unique holiday traditions, shaped by its rich blend of cultures. From German-inspired Christmas markets to Mexican tamales and posadas, Texas celebrates the season in style. We’ll also uncover the story behind the iconic lighting displays in towns like Fredericksburg and Grapevine, known as the Christmas Capital of Texas.
Discover how cowboy boots meet twinkling lights, why luminarias line Texas streets, and the way barbecue becomes part of holiday feasts. Whether it’s dancing under the stars at a holiday rodeo or enjoying a Texas Christmas craft beer, Christmas in Texas is a celebration like no other.
At the end of the episode, don’t miss a special reading from The Lost Years of Santa Claus, the book that uncovers Santa’s hidden adventures and the stories that shaped his legend. Saddle up for some holiday cheer—Texas style! 🎄🤠
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The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0
Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0
holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0
Ever wonder how Christmas cookies became a beloved holiday tradition? In this episode, we’re diving into the delicious history of Christmas cookies, tracing their journey from ancient spice-filled treats to the beautifully decorated confections we know today. Learn how baking traditions from around the world—from gingerbread houses in Germany to black pepper cookies in Norway—shaped the way we celebrate with cookies during the holidays.
We’ll also explore the modern magic of holiday cookie culture, from cookie swaps and viral recipes to the art of decorating sugar cookies that could rival any winter wonderland. Whether you’re a casual baker or a seasoned pro, this episode is packed with festive flavor and history you won’t want to miss.
As a sweet ending, we’ll read an excerpt from The Lost Years of Santa Claus, the book that uncovers Santa’s untold past and the origins of his magical holiday adventures. Tune in and let’s bake up some holiday cheer together!
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The Christmas Song/Heaven/Slow 3/4 Song by Peter Evans, Tom Blancarte, and Brandon Seabrook - CC by 3.0
Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz - CC by 3.0
holiday by Dee Yan-Key - CC by 3.0




