The Geriatric Millennials

Episode 216. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into the surprising realities of being middle-aged, reflecting on the unexpected changes and challenges that come with this life stage. From the shock of aging to the amusing moments of realizing you're closer to 50 than 40, the ladies share candid stories about their evolving perspectives on life, friendships, and even technology. Join them as they navigate the quirks of midlife with laughter and insight.On this episode >> why can't I see >> my knees are protesting >> I don't want to?__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 215. In this week's episode, Beth and Jayme explore the art of maintaining sanity in a chaotic world. Recorded before the recent events, the ladies share their personal strategies for coping with the complexities of life while keeping a sense of humor. From cat therapy to planning family vacations, they dive into the little joys that help them navigate the ups and downs of modern life.On this episode >> cat huffing >> vacation daydreams >> being a little mean__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 214. This week Jayme and Beth are making the case that time with your friends isn’t extra.....it’s essential! The ladies are sharing their favorite ways to make it actually happen, from low-key admin nights where everyone tackles life logistics together, to bring a board potlucks (charcuterie, soup, dips), to manifestation punch cards. It’s about friendship in midlife, being intentional instead of accidentally isolated, and giving yourself full permission to put the girls on the calendar and mean it!On this episode >> make it happen >> the creative friend >> sanctuary spaces__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 213. We’re back with another soul-cleansing round of cringe purging stories.On this episode >> double flush >> love you David >> crying in your truck__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 212. Beth is (almost) officially back in the dating app trenches, and we’re talking about it. We're sharing what it’s really like navigating modern dating, from profile choices to unexpected matches and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with putting yourself out there.On this episode >> dating troops >> too many selfies >> swipe, swipe baby__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 211. This week Jayme and Beth are sharing all the things that are bringing them a bit a happiness in the bleakness of the world.On this episode >> amazon returns >> cracked heels >> spicy tvMentions:Tell Me Lies - HuluThe Residence - NetflixBridgeton - NetflixThe Beast in Me - NetflixThe Tenant by Frida McFaddenDating After the End of the World by Jeneva RoseThe Grace Year by Kim LiggettSeoul Beauty ClubAquaphor Healing Balm Stick__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 210. Join Beth and Jayme as they embark on a relatable gripe session about the trials and tribulations of winter life. From the chilling reality of cold feet to the frustrating quest for the perfect jacket, they dive deep into the little annoyances that come with the season.On this episode >> more holidays please >> I'm cold >> nature is boring__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 209. Join Beth and Jayme as they take a delightful trip down memory lane, revisiting the iconic year of 2016 and even flashing back to 2006! From life-changing moves and first homes to unforgettable beauty trends and hilarious parenting moments. Discover what made these years so pivotal in their lives and how they navigated the ups and downs of adulthood. It's a fun, heartfelt conversation that reminds us how far we've come and the lessons we've learned along the way!On this episode >> hair transformations >> youth group memories >> make that money__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 208. We’re reflecting on the fresh start energy of a new year.....minus the pressure to become different people overnight! We’re talking about what we’re carrying into this next season, what we’re leaving behind, and how we’re setting intentions that feel more like gentle nudges than major overhauls.On this episode >> pump it up >> am I fun? >> thank you past me__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 207. We’re wrapping up 2025 with a look back at the things we absolutely loved this year! Join us as we dive into the movies, books, and beauty products that made the year unforgettable. It’s like a year-end recap mixed with a conversation with your besties!On this episode >> dance dance dance >> movie nights >> cheerleading __________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 206. We’re wrapping up 2025 with a look back at the things we absolutely loved this year! Join us as we dive into the movies, books, and beauty products that made the year unforgettable. It’s like a year-end recap mixed with a conversation with your besties!Mentions:In loving memory of JaVonna ThomasThe Geriatric Millennials WebsiteOne Tough Cookie PodcastBest of Beauty 2025:Allure Beauty BoxFab Fit FunRare Beauty Find Comfort Body & Hair Fragrance MistFENTY Skin Allover Body Mist - Green RaspberryKulfi Lip StainTony Moly Pumpkin Eye Patches & CreamsAnastasia Beverly Hills - Brow Definer 3-in-1 Easy Define, Fill, & Detail Eyebrow PencilCOSRX - The 6 Peptide Skin Booster SerumCurvLife Nail Glueskinfix AHA/BHA Niacinamide Exfoliating Pads Dove Aluminum FreeILIA Lip Sketch Hydrating Lipstick + Lip Liner CrayonDrybar Prep Rally Prime & Prep DetanglerSGX NYC BlazeBooks:Lights Out by Navessa AllenThe Housemaid by Freida McFaddenAuthor Jeneva RoseWhat Lies in the Woods by Kate Alice MarshallA Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. MassYours Truly by Abby JimenezThe Berry Pickers by Amanda PetersThe Wedding People by Alison EspachAWAKE: A Memoir by Jen Hatmaker__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 205. Join Beth and Jayme as they take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reminiscing about the carefree days of childhood when holiday magic was abundant and responsibilities were non-existent.On this episode >> Rudolph with your nose so bright >> midnight present party >> Christmas around the world__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 204. Join Jayme and Beth as they explore the elusive concept of holiday magic and where it seems to have disappeared. This week, they dive into the pressures of being the adult during the festive season, the nostalgia of childhood wonder, and the overwhelming expectations that come with the holidays. From early decorations to the stress of gift-giving, they reflect on how the magic of the season has shifted over the years and what we can do to reclaim it.On this episode >> holiday burnout >> where is my elf? >> give me the peppermint!__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 203. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the essentials for winter living as geriatric millennials. From the surprising aches and pains of aging to the necessity of hanging up the hoodie in favor of a real jacket, they share their recommendations for staying warm and cozy. On this episode >> pickleball injuries >> extra large mugs >> snuggle buddies__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 202. The saga continues as Jayme's neighbors continue their campaign to make Mittens the cat their own! On this episode >> rabies shots >> cell phone screenshots >> cat hoarders __________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 201. We’re back with another soul-cleansing round of cringe purging stories. On this episode >> never trust a squat >> regifting >> just say nothing__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 200. Join in as Jayme and Beth celebrate a major podcasting milestone... 4 years of The Geriatric Millennials! They are taking a look back and dreaming big for the future. A huge thank you to everyone who listens each week! On this episode >> we did it >> keep on recording >> where do we go from here__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 199. This week, Beth and Jayme are gearing up for the holiday season, sharing their thoughts on how to create magic amidst the chaos. From setting personal traditions to navigating the pressures of gift-giving, they explore the balance of joy and reality during this festive time!On this episode >> creating holiday traditions >> the magic of baking cookies >> navigating family expectations__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 198. This week Beth has BIG updates on moving into her new house. From unexpected fees to overgrown trees, homeownership is teaching Beth a lot! On this episode >> ice maker woes >> cat trauma >> give me all the paint chips__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 197. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into the enchanting world of Halloween, sharing their thoughts on the beloved spooky season. From nostalgic decorations to the thrill of trick-or-treating, they explore how this festive time brings communities together and triggers childhood memories!On this episode >> give me the candy >> dress up time >> a penny? __________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.