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Dan Rogge is back (-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack) to help us discuss and rank William's 1979 breakthrough release, "The Stranger" -- complete with derogatory Lost In Translation references, mediocre parental reviews of jukebox musicals, coherent statements on alienation, Mrs. Dash sponcon, the sound of the Fortunoff elevator, and why Mark needed a looseleaf notebook at the gym. Grab some stale boardwalk popcorn, Virginia, because it's on!
Intro and outro by Laura Barger and Jack Baldelli. Visit us on Patreon for more!
SHOW NOTES
Billy Joel's "Glass Houses," Ranked (with Dan Rogge!)
Record Of The Year Showdown, Episode 2: 1975-1990
America's Damp 40, Episode 05: 25 For Fighting
Extra Hot Great 571: Bringing Honesty To Billy Joel: And So It Goes
"Every Billy Joel Song, Ranked" at Vulture
The Middle Aged Dad Band covers "Vienna"
Weird Al vs. Everybody Episode 1: "Amish Paradise"
Episode 109: Def Leppard, "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
"Only The Good Die Young (Alternate Version)"
Nathan Rabin explains the failure/fiasco spectrum
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Don't ask us why* we decided to hurl a rock at William Joel's 1980 release, "Glass Houses" -- but we're ranking that album with the help of Ambassador To Long Island Pop Culture Dan Rogge. Along the way, we met a shark named Leyna, contemplated essential Billy-ness and Blondie cosplay, added to the list of songs Mark can't retain, and went behind the scenes of an ill-advised French mash note. Grab a "Monsieur Massapequa" tee and get your karaoke picks in; it's time for another MASTAS ranker!
*it was not the terrible news about the tour cancellation; we'd recorded well before that -- and we hope he's better soon!
Intro and outro by Laura Barger and Jack Baldelli. Visit us on Patreon for more!
SHOW NOTES
Episode 111: Bruce Willis And Don Johnson (with special guests Dan and Tracie!)
MASTAS Presents: Money Can't Buy You Podcast 01, "Money Can't Buy You Class"
America's Damp 40, Episode 00: An Introduction
Episode 51: Billy Joel, "Sleeping With The Television On"
Billy Joel live in Uniondale
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We end the Best New Artist season where it all began for the podcast: the Grammys. We're talking today about the 67th Grammy Awards' "big 4" categories, plus a couple of wildcards -- and along the way, the American need for underdogs, nominations of encouragement, Mark's "Folkmore" playlist, Uncanny George Valley nightmares, couples skate, and a purse dog named Aristotle. Grab an electric clarinet and join us! (Throw the clarinet in the garbage first. THEN join us.)
Intro and outro by David Gregory Byrne; for more information, visit patreon.com/mastas.
SHOW NOTES
Nominations list at Grammys.com
Episode 1: Heavy D and the Boyz, "Now That We've Found Love"
Record Of The Year Showdown, Episode 1: 1959-1974
The "Now and Then" video
Episode 224: Dua Lipa, "Levitating"
(allegedly) shirts are on sale at Exhibit B. rn
"Chappell Roan Confronts The Sickness Of Modern Fandom"
Episode 166: Taylor Swift ft. The Dixie Chicks, "Soon You'll Get Better"
Best New Artist Breakdown 07: 2009-2016
The "Die With A Smile" video
Record Of The Year Showdown, Episode 4: 2007-2022
Doechii's Tiny Desk concert
The "Tailor Swif" video
Emma Pittman and Brody Grant sing "Hopeless War"
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It's the Best New Artist Breakdown season finale, featuring a MASTAS greatest-hits line-up, the return of sprung rhythm, grand unifying complaints about breakthrough categories, Elt Zeppelin, and how to evolve past Wolfman Jack in pop-music discovery. Do we agree with the Grammys' most recent BNA choices? Have we decided how to tackle the 2025 nominees? Should jerks win awards? Come spook the Recording Academy herd with us!
Intro and outro by Laura Barger and Jack Baldelli; for more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas.
SHOW NOTES
Ms. Warwick "roasts" Chance The Rapper
Episode 68: "Stay" Title Bout
Episode 247: Julia Michaels, "All Your Exes"
MB's Top 10 Songs of 2024 at The Lost Songs Project
Episode 224: Dua Lipa, "Levitating"
Record Of The Year Showdown, Episode 4: 2007-2022
Do Call It A Comeback, Episode 3: The NEXT Next 15
Episode 189: Yola, "Faraway Look"
NPR's Stephen Thompson on Ingrid Andress's upsetting anthem
Phoebe Bridgers in The New Yorker
Single 19: Favorite Discoveries on NPR's Women+ Song List
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Our penultimate Best New Artist Breakdown moves into the teens; we're talking about Amy Clonehouses, lost anthems of lady rage, gold-watch nominations, the Overton window of band-name ludicrosity, and much more. Grab those Kendrick Lamar seminar syllabi and have a listen!
Intro and outro by Andrew Byrne; for more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas.
SHOW NOTES
Episode 107: Bond-Movie Songs, Ranked
Duffy's return to social media after her ordeal
Episode 166: Taylor Swift ft. The Dixie Chicks, "Soon You'll Get Better"
Episode 182: The Stills, "Changes Are No Good"
Episode 74: Four By Pink
Pop Goes The Actor 4: '80s Movie Gents
Episode 68: "Stay" Title Bout
Episode 14: Bastille, "Pompeii"
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As the Best New Artist Breakdown season rounds the millennium turn, we're talking about which band is playing when Jennifer Love Hewitt flees a serial killer, artists we should like on paper but fall asleep to in practice, the music of shampoo ads, and the basic room in each of our hearts. If Kanye West will make room, join us on the line between genius and madness for our latest episode!
Intro and outro by David Gregory Byrne; for more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas.
SHOW NOTES
The list of Best New Artist recipients, and nominees
The Best New Artist Breakdown season premiere
Episode 186: Nelly Furtado, "I'm Like A Bird"
Record Of The Year Showdown, Episode 3: 1991-2006
Episode 116: Maroon 5, "Moves Like Jagger"
Episode 71: Kanye West, "Jesus Walks"
Amy
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We're closing out the twentieth century in our fifth episode, and there are fewer howling embarrassments among our Best New Artist winners this time...but just as much anal-retentive insanity in our prep, plus diversity of sound, nothingburger arrangements saved by a Braxton, convincing Patsy Cline drag, effortful album titles, and the memory-holing of a multi-platinum act. Your dinner-party table in hell is ready, so pull up a chair and listen!
Intro and outro by David Gregory Byrne; for more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas.
SHOW NOTES
The list of Best New Artist recipients, and nominees
The Best New Artist Breakdown season premiere
"Frosty The Snowman...Is Melted"
Beats Around The Bush, Episode 01: Hippie Hop Hooray
Episode 41: Another Bad Creation, "Iesha" (with guest Nick Rheinwald-Jones!)
Extra Extra Hot Great 327: Focusing In On Interior Chinatown
The Lilith Fair 40, Episode 02: The Next 5
Weird Al vs. Everybody, Episode 08: Crash Test Dummies
Episode 8: Jewel-erdome! "You Were Meant For Me" vs. "Hands"
Episode 100: Surprise Party
Episode 85: Why Aren't These Songs Super-Famous, With Pam Ribon
Record Of The Year Showdown, Episode 3: 1991-2006
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Confusing band names, the MTV aura, and what happens if the comedy/tragedy masks and a keyboard mate: it's the 4th episode of our Best New Artist season, which brings us great winners, indefensible losers, and tracks that are more branding exercise than song. Does Mariah tie a whole Reagan-era room together? Listen now and find out!
Intro and outro by Andrew Byrne; for more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas.
SHOW NOTES
The list of Best New Artist recipients, and nominees
The Best New Artist Breakdown season premiere
Best New Artist Breakdown 03: 1977-1984
Episode 242: Tracy Chapman, "Fast Car"
SDB's review of Monsters
Beats Around The Bush, Episode 05: The Mystery Of Tone Loc
Episode 50: The Indigo Girls' "Indigo Girls," Ranked
Beats Around The Bush, Episode 01: Hippie Hop Hooray
Episode 164: Milli Vanilli, "Blame It On The Rain"
Lisa Stansfield live at The Apollo
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Disco, NuRo, and not knowing where to look during "Afternoon Delight" -- it's all part of our third episode, when we're also talking about Starman's dinner party, the mayonnaise filter, the Michael McDonald industrial complex, and Mark's request to dump all the geography-named bands into one planetary supergroup. There's only one way to lift the Best New Artist curse, and that's to listen now.
Intro and outro by Laura Barger and Jack Baldelli. For more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas.
SHOW NOTES
The list of Best New Artist recipients, and nominees
The Best New Artist Breakdown season premiere
Only Chicken
Michael and Maeby sing "Afternoon Delight"
Dig the styling on the Brothers Johnson
"Hey Deanie" at The Lost Songs Project
Record Of The Year Showdown, Episode 2: 1975-1990
In My Life's Wikipedia page
Pop Goes The Actor 3: Comedians
Episode 107: Bond-Movie Songs, Ranked
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We're wading into the '70s in our second ep, which includes ruminations on inessential classic rock; how Karen Carpenter and Judy Garland can take you whenever they are; holding your nose and throwing your vote at the nomination dartboard; and more. We've only just beguuuuuun / to taaaaaaalk -- and to hear your comments! -- so listen now.
Intro and outro by David Gregory Byrne. For more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas.
SHOW NOTES
The list of Best New Artist recipients, and nominees
The Best New Artist Breakdown season premiere
Episode 62: "Ode To Billie Joe" And "Harper Valley PTA"
'90s Soundtrack Flashback, Episode 03: Forrest Gump
Episode 18: Led Zeppelin/Dread Zeppelin/Dolly Parton, "Stairway To Heaven"
Episode 69: Bryan Adams, "Summer Of '69" (with guest Danny MacEachern!)
"Lost Grammy Nominee: Chase" at The Lost Songs Project
"Woman Of The Hour: There are no winners here" at Best Evidence
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The Best New Artist Breakdown season has begun! Instead of pitting the 64 winners of the Grammys' Best New Artist category against each other, we're talking about each year's nominees and winner in the context of their time...and in today's sixties-spanning ep, we're trying to make sense of the 20th century's monocultures, how far in the past most votes had gotten stuck, the weird dominance of the ukelele in the Kennedy years, and the weird ambitions of Mr. Swingle. Ready to go Bach to the future? Listen now!
Intro and outro by Andrew Byrne. For more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas.
SHOW NOTES
The list of Best New Artist recipients, and nominees
The Record Of The Year Showdown season premiere
Episode 145: Bobby Darin, "Mack The Knife"
The Beat Generation box-set playlist on Spotify
The Lost Songs Project on Timi Yuro
Episode 62: "Ode To Billie Joe" And "Harper Valley PTA"
The Lost Songs Project on Harpers Bizarre
Life Magazine's cover story on the non-golden era of hijacking
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Our finale finds us talking about actor/musicians with lasting pop careers: Oscar-winners (Jamie Foxx), Grammy-winners (Childish Gambino), former child stars (Hailee Steinfeld), and Jokers (Jared Leto). After discussing contemporary stank, the competent/memorable axis, music for coffee shops, and the R&B version of that Top Chef challenge where they have to elevate gas-station snacks, we talk about what we've learned about the drive to create art. Grab Ludacris and have a listen.
Intro and outro by David Gregory Byrne; special thanks to Amanda. For more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas.
SHOW NOTES
Record Of The Year Showdown, Episode 4: 2007-2022
Episode 68: "Stay" Title Bout
SDB's review of House of Gucci at Best Evidence
Episode 73: Jamie Foxx feat. Guru & Common, "Any Given Sunday"
MB on "Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)" at The Lost Songs Project
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This week's crop of actor-musician hyphenates got their thespian starts in films of the 1980s: Corey Feldman, Keanu Reeves (Dogstar), Kevin Bacon (the Bacon Brothers), and Kiefer Sutherland. Copyright-compliant Gin Blossoms tracks and workout-cooldown music prompted thoughts about perfectly good outdoor-restaurant entertainment, the artistic practice that capitalism tries to stifle, and whether pretty boys want to be told they're smart (and vice versa). Strange things are afoot at the Circle MASTAS, so grab one of Kiefer's hats and have a listen.
Intro and outro by Andrew Byrne; special thanks to Amanda. For more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas.
SHOW NOTES
Harsh but fair, Discogs commenter TwoOneFive
"Comeback King" by Corey Feldman
'90s Soundtrack Flashback, Episode 04: Romeo + Juliet
River's Edge
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Do you love to laugh? Then fall down the ha-ha hole that is Pop Goes The Actor's third episode! This week, we're looking at comedians who tested the pop waters, including a Blues Brother, Eddie Murphy, Tracey Ullman, and Jack Black. Acting range, the cult of mid-'70s SNL, finding unexpected IQ points in a song you've heard a dozen times, and which instrument is the creme fraiche of blues tracks -- and much more. Someone here is from Jersey, so order your minimum two drinks and listen!
Intro and outro by Laura Barger and Jack Baldelli; special thanks to Amanda, and to Terri. For more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas.
SHOW NOTES
The "limberjack dolls" SDB was trying to think of the name for
Daphne Merkin goes deep for the Times on "jolie-laide" (gift link)
The Dragnet rap, a staple of morning drive-time radio at that time
This Had Oscar Buzz on Bernie
Our Weird Al vs. Everybody season
"Whatzupwitu"'s Wikipedia page
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Oh yes it's ladies' night on the second episode of Pop Goes The Actor...but IS the feeling right? Sometimes! We wend our way through copyright-compliant bugle boys of Company Wonder Woman, the adorkable Zooey Deschanel, Shelley Fabares's evident terror, Marla Gibbs's appealing blood-thinner ad, and a track from Cybill Shepherd that puts the "no" back in "bossa nova." Throw that sax in a dumpster and join us for legitimate fun vs. snarky fun, the sexual politics of Camelot-era pop, and the timeline where Rosemary Clooney is good.
Intro and outro by David Gregory Byrne, and special thanks to Amanda. For more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas.
SHOW NOTES
Pop Goes The Actor 1: '70s Sitcoms
Extra Extra Hot Great on Fallout
More on the Relatives
Colleen Stan, aka "the girl in the box"
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Pop Goes The Actor: a mini-season about thespians who tried (and sometimes succeeded at!) being pop musicians. In our premiere episode, we're talking about Jeff Conaway (Taxi), Donny Most (Happy Days), Esther Rolle (Good Times), Ted Knight (The Mary Tyler Moore Show), and Lawrence Hilton Jacobs (Welcome Back, Kotter) -- as well as smorgasbords of grunting, when a stew has all the right ingredients and yet no taste, how long vaudeville literacy persisted, perceptions of the primetime monoculture, and all the places pop songs think we should be boinking. Grab a Tab and rotary-dial into our latest ep!
Intro and outro by David Gregory Byrne, and special thanks to Amanda. For more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas.
SHOW NOTES
Episode 27: Patrick Swayze feat. Wendy Fraser, "She's Like The Wind"
Episode 111: Bruce Willis And Don Johnson (with special guests Dan and Tracie!)
Beats Around The Bush Single: The Hip-Hop-to-Acting Pipeline
Do Call It A Comeback, Episode 7: Footnotes and Odd Lots
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1996's Romeo + Juliet seemed like a slam-dunk ending to our soundtrack mini-season...but we have regrets! Epcot industrial music, lazy versions of Shakespeare, the psychotic hormonal jangling of youth, Scandinavian cultural crimes, and the returns of Teddy Ruxpin AND No Middle Ground with Paul Quinn accompany our struggling to remember the Wallflowers, and to decide whether it's possible for a song to be disgusting. Sidle up to an aquarium and have a listen!
Intro and outro by Laura Barger and Jack Baldelli. For more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas!
SHOW NOTES
Where to watch Romeo + Juliet (though we don't advise it)
The short, sad life of Quindon Tarver
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This episode is, we suppose, like a box of chocolates, because technically you don't know what you're going to get, but we can tell you we're talking about the ubiquitous Forrest Gump soundtrack. Remembering top-loader VCRs, #justiceforJenn, powering through overplay, how long sixties soul acts gave themselves to get drawers on the floor, and songs Muppets sing at you. What does it sound like when the Beach Boys sing a New Yorker article about pirates? Find out with our latest episode!
Intro and outro by Andrew Byrne; interstitial music by Classics IV. For more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas!
SHOW NOTES
Where to watch Forrest Gump
Record Of The Year Showdown, Episode 1: 1959-1974
John Fogerty not about certain pols' use of "Fortunate Son"
Episode 45: Gladys Knight And The Pips, "Midnight Train To Georgia"
Episode 195: Dolly Parton's Underrated Hits
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The '90s Soundtrack Flashback season is bustin' surfboards with Pulp Fiction, 1994's omnipresent Quentin Tarantino joint. After talking about how the movie itself holds up (spoiler: really well!), we move on to fights with the Ventures, QT's trademark alternate timelines, how epic moments are inevitably punctuated by frump, at-the-bank audio wallpaper, and Peanuts-apron guy's moment of glory. C'est la vie, say the rankings, so have a listen!
Intro and outro by David Gregory Byrne; for more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas.
SHOW NOTES
Where to watch Pulp Fiction
SDB's review of Lonely Hearts at Best Evidence
SDB's piece for Slant Magazine on "Void movies"
The teen-idol bracket
Do Call It A Comeback, Episode 4: The Last 15
Episode 43: The Saturday Night Fever Soundtrack, Ranked
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Welcome to our '90s Soundtrack Flashback mini-season! We're ranking the soundtrack albums from four legendary 1990s movies, starting with grunge-adjacent rom-com Singles. We waded into the great plaid middle of this disc to talk about the insouciance of Cameron Crowe stories, when it's okay for grunge gods to laugh, the conversation between this genre and punk (and Zep), and "hard rock for the school bus." Grab a Crystal Pepsi and a flannel buttondown and join us!
Intro and outro by David Gregory Byrne; interstitial music by Alice In Chains. For more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas.
SHOW NOTES
Where to watch Singles
This one didn't make the Poppy-Fields Couch of Fame...but Almost Famous did
Episode 239: The Replacements, "Alex Chilton" (with Taylor Cole)
"The hell are cross tops?"
MB and SDB talk Mark Yarm
Mark Yarm talks Hozier for the New York Times
N...ot the Melrose soundtrack MB meant
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