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Your new favourite film podcast -- Is it Kino, or does it go in the Inferno?
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After a brief stint of fame and misfortune in the fashion world, the boys have returned to the rubbish dump, full of ideas of granduer and lip-fillers, this week they're tackling the highly divisive The Neon Demon.
Having now banished Sean to the shadow realm, the boys decide to cleanse their pallets with the film that made Sean Connery quit acting. What could possibly go wrong?
The boys are back in town and they've brought along a guest. Friend of the pod Sean Beasley has entered the rubbish dump and is making sure the boys pay for their sins by making them watch That's My Boy. It's an Adam Sandler/Andy Samberg collaboration, it can't be that bad right... Right?!
Ever wanted to know what goes on inside Aidan and Marc's heads? Yeah, we haven't either, probably best we just watch The Cell. It can't possibly be worse than that, or can it?...
Another day, another shift in the rubbish dump - and the question on everyone's mind is who killed Aidan? He knows but he's a stubborn old git and won't tell the rest of us.
As a palette-cleanser from last week's Sucker Punch viewing, Marc subjects Aidan to a trip to Outworld.
Forced into a twenty-four shift at the junkyard the boys need to find some way of passing the time - could it be by escaping into a fantasy world where they get to slay monsters and do saucy burlesque routines?
Nope - they're going to watch Sucker Punch instead...
Not content with simply doing their jobs at Kino Landfill, the boys have once again dug a gem(?) from the mountains of rubbish and are settling in for an evening of light entertainment - game shows, show-tunes and a hearty dose of medical malpractice. Fetch your straitjackets and slip on your sparkly black dresses because it's time for some Shock Treatment.
Just when you thought it was safe to put your earbuds back in, the boys are back!
Only now they're relegated to working at the local dump with nothing but a plasma-screen TV and a suspiciously decent multi-region blu-ray player to keep them entertained, they're determined to make the best of a bad situation.
Is Speed Racer really the best way to go about that? Only one way to find out!
It's been a long old journey this season, the boys have been to hell and back and to cap things off the guys have decided to get lost in the desert and wyle away the hours by discussing the works of Stephen Sommers - the king of bisexual cinema.
Kick, back relax and try not to die of dehydration as we delve into The Mummy and Van Helsing.
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After deciding to pay their respects in the only way they know how, the boys have found themselves at the back of queue... in Land's End. Struggling to find a way to entertain themselves and those around them during this time of national mourning, they've decided to delve into two films about imaginary friends - the cult-classic creepfest Drop Dead Fred and the weirdly wholesome Nazi comedy JoJo Rabbit.
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After their various misadventures this season, the boys decided to hit up the local shopping mall to unwind. What should have been a gay old time turned out to be a fairly mediocre affair.
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After all that neo-noir nastiness last week, the boys have decided to gorge on some nineties sci-fi goodness in the form of The Fifth Element and Dark City and finally answer the question of whether each film is green, or are they super green?
Only one way to find out...
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No gimmicks, no thrills, it's back to BASICs this week with a double-dose of smutty, violent goodness that'll DRIVE you insane.
Shitty puns aside, it's time to delve into the murky world of neo-noir with the erotic classic(?) Basic Instinct and the universally acclaimed* Drive.
(*Acclaimed by first-year film students)
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They escaped the woods, they escaped the DigiVerse, but can the boys escape the confines of Russia and make it through Camelot alive?
Probably not...
But aiding them in their quest to make it back to the dark hovels they call a home is guest-star Beth, who has asked to engage the boys in a discussion on Anastasia and Quest for Camelot. Best stock up on beetroots guys, it's going to be a long winter...
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In typical Kino Inferno fashion, the boys have managed to escape the spooky woods, but have somehow ended up lost in the DigiVerse. It's not all girders and bad news though, as they've managed to find their old-friend and turn-of-the-century animation enthusiast Abdel Belabbes, and he's here to help them tackle the Pokémon and Digimon movies whilst they wait for the Marketing Kangaroo to rescue them.
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You'd have thought that after their recent dalliances with alien invaders and stab-happy killers the boys would have an easy week ahead, but no, they're now lost in the woods and things are looking grim.
But don't fret dear listeners, they may be low on supplies and blood, but Aidan and Marc are once again on hand to wax lyrical about movies, and this week it's The Blair Witch Project and The Borderlands that are up against the tried-and-tested binary rating method of Kino or Inferno.
Not entirely sure why they thought these films would be appropriate given their current predicament, but who are we to judge?
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After fending off the alien menace once again, the boys have decided to once again give back to humanity by giving you all a loose lesson on the history of slasher films, namely in two films that helped spawn that most lurid and scuzzy of genres.
This week it's Hitchock's seminal film 'Psycho' and cult-favourite 'Alice, Sweet Alice' that are being weighed up on our binary rating system that has no room for nuance whatsoever!
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After last week's antics in which the boys nearly got caught nicking stuff, they've decided to move their efforts into protecting the world from the ever-present threat of an alien menace. Naturally, they're doing their research via the medium of cinema, so this week it's Tim Burton's madcap disaster flick 'Mars Attacks!' and Jonathon Glazer's haunting sci-fi horror masterpiece 'Under the Skin' that go up against the infamous Kino or Inferno rating system.
And remember, keep watching the skies!
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We're back baby!
After a lengthy legal battle in which many lost their lives, season two of Kino Inferno has been given the go-ahead for release, and to mark the occasion the boys are sinking their teeth into two auteur heist movies, helmed by 'Big Dick Nolan' and 'The Toesucker'.
Man, it's good to be back!
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