Aloreing

Hey Campers, we have a wailing good folktale for yall this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the mournful Banshees. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how all red flags look pink through a bottle of rosé, how you are probably related to a banshee and don’t even know it, and why we should all be paid in liquor when attending funerals. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers that the throat goats of 2023 are the Banshess of Southern Ireland and to not cat call women, especially Banshees. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast 🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, this week we have a yokai known for playing pranks and.. Attacking peoples butts? Well that's because we will be discussing the history and origins of the mischievous Kappa. Both Kimmy and Ryan discuss how using a Kappa as a voting poll would be the perfect way to scare people into voting, why you should keep your cucumber safe when swimming, and where you can find some famous Kappa remains. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you hit up your local adult store, get a plug and plug yourself up before swimming in Kappa infested waters because they can't take your shirikodama if you're already filled. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast 🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

We are BACK campers after our much needed season break. We feel refreshed, renewed and READY to take a dive into different legends and lore from all around the world. And what better way to “Dive” back in than with the legend of the famous pirate lord, Black Beard. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing what makes Black Beard the original short king pirate, the importance of safe sex, especially if you have 14+ wives, and why a pirate shirt is exactly what you need to spice up your love life. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers If black beard is coming for your booty, let him and always strive to be the15th wife. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - ⁠podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087⁠ 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  ⁠patreon.com/aloreing⁠ 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ⁠ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast⁠ 🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - ⁠aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Happy Holidays Campers! To celebrate this holly jolly season we have a lovely Christmas Tradition inspired episode just for you! This week both Kimmy and Ryan will be going over some different Christmas traditions around the world, a holiday poem written by Ryan, and a major announcement about the podcast. We hope you all enjoy this holiday special and remember campers, any cryptid can be a horny cryptid if you try hard enough and red flags look pink with rose colored glasses.. So wear them cryptid hunting. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast 🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, we have a delightful mischievous yuletide topic for this week's episode. We will be discussing the holiday history and classic poem of the Yule Lads. Both Kimmy and Ryan start by making it very clear they can’t pronounce a single yule lad name, why milk straight from the tap is the best, and how the yule lads are the result of Gryla’s infidelity with the 7 dwarves. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers get it straight from the tap, and that it's just a prank bros... Oh..  and Gryla is definitely cheating on her husband. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast 🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, we have an extra scary urban legend for this week's episode. We will be discussing the origins and short story about the Candy Man. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how hunting at large lobster lake or little lobster lake is all about preference, that the specter moose is just a zombie living its best life, and why creatures, much like your ex, will only reappear during mercury retrograde. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you get too close to the brown eye of the moose you might get pink eye, and some people like big lobster lake and some like little lobster lake and that's okay. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast 🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, we have an extra scary urban legend for this week's episode. We will be discussing the origins and short story about the Candy Man. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how the semi-sweet candy man came to be, what the deal is with dangerous Halloween candy and how this episode is dedicated to the bees. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Consensually summon your dates and stick it to the candy man with some home made honey. WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast 🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, despite us constantly talking about BG3 for 6 episodes this is a folklore and cryptid podcast and this week we have a creepily happy extraterrestrial for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings surrounding Indrid Cold, aka the smiling man. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how Ryan is yet again disappointed by the cryptid community’s photography skills, why Agatha longs for her past lover Mr. Cold, and how the smiling man really needs to work on his first impressions. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you are on a train of people and you see bigfoot don’t rely on the one guy with an iphone 4 to take the image and don’t shoot your visitors - we are looking at you Richard Nixon. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast 🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, we have a deadly hide and seek champion for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the malicious Hidebehinds. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how behind picked as the hidebehind's next victim is actually a compliment, why our listeners are safe from these deadly cryptids, and how you should ALWAYS avoid bears in the woodlands. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you really wanna get into intermittent fasting try only eating every seven years, and if the Hidebehind picks you, Slay Queen, Slay. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast 🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, we will be discussing an evil protagonist- THAT ISN’T A PIRATE - in this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the malicious Bluebeard. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why many people, like Kimmy, think Bluebeard is a pirate, how curiosity and the patriarchy can literally get someone killed, and why you SHOULDN’T be murdering people.. like ever.  We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers DON'T MURDER PEOPLE, having a beard doesn’t inherently make you a good guy, and bring back bluebeard… the name not the person. . WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast 🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, we have the homeliest cryptid for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the weeping Squonk. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why this cryptid weeps under the moonlight, how capitalism and greed always finds a way to ruin the housing market, and the best way to capture a Squonk on your next hunting trip. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you out in Pennsylvania carry around and ultra absorbent sponge - perhaps a shamwow, and swim in circles to find your lover. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast 🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, we have deadly beauty for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and stories of the cursed Lamia.  Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why killing your snake wife is a bad idea, how scary folklore keeps misbehaved children in line, and the transformation of Lamia from a horrifying monster to a sexy serpent. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers it’s fishy either way and let your girl shape shift in the moonlight, and don’t question it. WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast 🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, we have another spooky creature lined up for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and famous first hand encounters of the devilish Hellhounds. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why how hellhounds are good doggies, why you should curse the entire butterfield bloodline, and the importance of using dogs in medical practice. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers double check your hits, and maybe it's not that people suck at taking photos, the cryptids themselves are just a little blurry. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast 🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ 🌲 Check out the Merch Shop! - ⁠aloreingshop.com⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, we will be talking about some spooky spirits in this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings of the ominous Shadow People. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how using a vacuum is truly the best way to cleanse spirits from your space, why Jeff the Shadow person though scar really isn’t a bad guy, and some of the best practices to keep or get rid of the ominous shadow people in your life.  We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if there is a shadow man in your room, just suck him, and raise your vibrations, get a rabbit. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, we will be talking about a freaky fast cryptid for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings of the unsettling Melon Heads. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss Why melon heads have a need for speed, how Kimmy is actually a vampire, and why you shouldn’t visit haunted places.. even if we don’t condemn it. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Kimmy isn’t a vampire so give Dracula Drive a chance, and if you need train, do it in a style of a rocky montage. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, we will be talking about the most adorable faceless cryptid for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings of the fashionable Fresno Nightcrawlers. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how this adorable cryptid loves going on evening strolls, why Kimmy struggles so much with Spanish, and how the science documentary from Nickelodeon’s Jimmy Neutron impacted Ryan’s life. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers don’t trust ai pants and Fact or Faked is NOT a credible source. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast 🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, we are going to be discuss the famous Florida man.. we mean Skunk ape in this weeks bonus episode! And to make this episode even more special, we have the hosts of Strange Talk Radio as guests on the show this week! So take a seat around the campfire as Kimmy, Ryan, Robin, and Alyx all discuss how the Skunk Ape is the social distance mascot, why TANG should sponsor our podcast (we know you’re listening), and how Robin is probably the Skunk APe of Florida. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you want to make money just start drawing lewd cryptid art, pander to tang as much as possible, and America is READY for cryptid flavored beverages. . Check out Strange Talk Radio Today! 🌲 www.radioartifact.com/strange-talk 🌲 instagram.com/strangetalkradio 🌲 Episode we were guests on - link** . WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast 🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, we got a folklore figure for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore of the dreamy Sandman. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss a collection of delightful stories from Hans Chrisitan Anderson, how this sleepy spirit may be more evil than we remember, and the power of pocket sand. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Tim Allen killed God and Dale Gribble is the modern day Sandman. . WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, we got a bear.. cat.. um horned beast for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore of the ominous Ozark Howler. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how this cryptid may just be another forest spirit, why going snipe hunting with the Aloreing gang would be the best thing ever, and the likelihood of the Ozark Howler actually being a furry. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers howl like a call of duty zombie, and despite the lack of cougars in the ozarks, there are a lot of "cougars" in the ozarks. WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support

Hey Campers, we got a malicious water spirit from Scotland's Highlands for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore of the magical Kelpies.  Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how forcing someone that wants to marry you into working on your fathers farm for several years isn’t a bad idea, what was so magically intoxicating about Kelpies, and Kimmy & Ryan’s true feelings about horses.We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers when it comes to kelpies there is a 50/50 chance your gonna get eaten or your gonna get eaten -wink wink- , and if he’s not seven times stronger than the average man, drop his ass.  Pre-Order Candles Today! https://aloreingshop.com/aloreing-limited-edition-candles/ WANT MORE ALOREING? 🌲 Give us a positive review on apple podcast - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aloreing/id1483615087 🌲 Get access to bonus episodes and monthly downloadables on Patreon -  patreon.com/aloreing 🌲 Make a one time donation  - ko-fi.com/aloreingpodcast🌲 Check out our full list of sponsors - aloreing.com/sponsors/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aloreing/support