108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock

Geoff and Whisp are visited by the world’s only guitar surgeon, Dr. Shelia Hands (Rekha Shankar). Find out what guitar legends Dr. Hands has operated on! Who got extra fingers?! Guitar God Unleashed: Dr. Sheila Hands, the world's leading guitar surgeon, reveals the secrets behind transforming ordinary guitarists into shredding legends. Classic Rock Trivia Battle: Test your knowledge, Val Verde, and win BIG in our new trivia game! Val Verde's Sandworm Crisis: Experience the panic and chaos as the town faces a terrifying invasion of sandworms. How will Reba McEntire save the day?! Bones All Around: Find out who got a bone from Canadian “Life Is A Highway” rocker, Tom Cochrane!Sponsored by: Shetland Creameries; Flenderson’s Horse Bags; Channel 8’s Crypt of the Eyeless Horde; Rock DollsGuest Starring: Rekha Shankar (Smartypants, Dropout, Grand Crew, Digman, Vulture Comedian You Should Know 2024)Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you gotta get some more! Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Murder & Sinkhole Capital of the WorldVal Verde did it again.Producer Scotty has UPDATED THE OPEN and made it official: we have retained our rightful title as the Murder Capital of the World. And in a coordinated civic achievement, we have also been crowned the Sinkhole Capital of the World.The earth continues to open. We continue to broadcast.It’s a standard morning inside the Rock & Roll RV. Whisp is doing impressions. Geoff is fielding complaints from the Val Verde Police Department. Art Spart is navigating traffic through roads that may or may not still legally qualify as roads.On this week’s broadcast:Mushrooms in the RV. Geoff admits to doing mushrooms with Stinky the Dog.Ring Cameras & The Super Bowl. Whisp believes your doorbell now reports directly to someone.Rock News. Dee Snider cancels the Twisted Sister reunion tour.Metallica’s “Unforgiven” Rankings. The matter is settled.“Legends Reloaded” Festival. Fleetwood Mac tributes. Sweaty Eagles. A legally delicate Tom Petty situation.Free Fish Day at the Val Verde Aquarium. Stan is warned.Name That Track. Win a family 18-pack courtesy of Burger Tools, Val Verde’s only Home Improvement themed burger chain.Listen. Subscribe. Join the Rock Battalion at https://1089thehawk.com.Support the station at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk.Stay above ground. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whisp Turlington is salty. And for once, it’s not because Bastrd AI is generating “Hogan’s Heroes” deepfake erotica.No. Today, the Val Verde City Council has declared war on Turlington Manor (the dead mall that Whisp lives in), and they’re doing it the only way Val Verde knows how:Through zoning.A new councilman, Edmund Sullivan (Eric Cunningham), comes into the Rock & Roll RV to explain why Whisp’s home has been rezoned into a high-density industrial zone… which means Captain D’s Pretzels can legally open inside Whisp’s bedroom.Meanwhile:Whisp and Geoff debate whether “Truth Social” proves things are getting better (spoiler: bread lines are longer)Art Spart reveals he’s now teaching Intro to Cryptozoology at Val Verde Community College“Larfs and Barfs” returns to calm Whisp down (it almost works) Guest Starring: Eric Cunningham (Night Late, The Kids Tonight Show)Soar Through The Skies of Classic Rock With The HawkSubscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube — wherever you listen.Join the Rock Battalion at 1089thehawk.comSupport the station on Patreon: patreon.com/1089thehawkWatch full broadcasts, clips, and ongoing radio hostilities on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Hawk is back, and Val Verde is once again experiencing the kind of civic growth that only happens when a man (Whisp Turlington) invents an AI named BASTRD… and another man opens a pet store that accidentally becomes a dogfighting arena.This week on 108.9 The Hawk (Val Verde’s second favorite classic rock station), Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock break down the grand opening of Woof It Up, the newest pet store in town, owned and operated by local entrepreneur Jeff Weatherman (played by the one and only Will Hines). And why is rocker Steve Winwood roaming Val Verde’s streets like a blue-eyed Terminator?!Guest Starring: Will HinesFollow Will here: https://www.instagram.com/williebhines/Learn more about WGIS - World’s Greatest Improv School here: https://www.wgimprovschool.com/Become One With The HawkSubscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube — wherever you listen.Join the Rock Battalion at 1089thehawk.comSupport the station on Patreon: patreon.com/1089thehawkWatch full broadcasts, clips, and ongoing radio hostilities on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another morning on 108.9 The Hawk, and the Val Verde Radio Wars grind on… Unresolved, undignified, and somehow wetter than ever.Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock continue broadcasting through pure spite, using Jon Bon Jovi tickets, hostile listener interactions, and wildly irresponsible sponsors as weapons in the never-ending fight against 98.6 The Squirt.Also in this broadcast:A Jon Bon Jovi ticket giveaway that becomes psychological warfareGeoff live reads a new ad from “Grandaddy’s Little Angels.”Juggggs Mug Emporium clears out the worst mugs of 2025Big Truck reports live from Metallica’s salad restaurant, And Salads For All!Callers are punished for callingBecome One With The HawkSubscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube — wherever you listen.Join the Rock Battalion at 1089thehawk.comSupport the station on Patreon: patreon.com/1089thehawkWatch full broadcasts, clips, and ongoing radio hostilities on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“The Whisp Turlington Show” welcomes Joe Walsh — no relation — and Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock immediately lose control of the interview, the studio, and most municipal oversight in Val Verde.What should be a routine guest segment detonates into a full civic event as Joe Walsh (No Relation) outlines the Val Verde Rock & Roll 5K, 10K, Half Marathon, Ultra Marathon, and a race philosophy built on early mornings, public bragging, and mechanical bulls used as motivational tools.Meanwhile:• Art Spart returns from a prolonged traffic hiatus• Jimmy One Meal releases a posthumous song called “Shark Sex” and no one asks permission• Jason Gore reigns supreme at 98.6 The Squirt and declares himself the greatest DJ alive• Bloody nipples, nip guards, and weaponized areolas dominate the discourse• Threads is exposed as a scolding platform and Bluesky as a joke museum• A 90s lyrics game confirms that memory is fake and lyrics never matteredGuest Starring: Dru Johnston as Joe Walsh (No Relation)Check out Dru's Substack at https://ivegottheruns.substack.comBecome One With The HawkSubscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube — wherever you listen. The signal is everywhere.Join the Rock Battalion: get updates, drops, and Val Verde alerts at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station on Patreon: it keeps the mics hot and the Sharney’s mystery buffet groaning — patreon.com/1089thehawk.Watch The Hawk on YouTube for full broadcasts, clips, and occasional yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, and Threads. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whisp Turlington enters 2026 determined to be “full of light” and permanently high-vibing — a plan that immediately collapses under the weight of Instagram stories, sauce-list politics, Whisp and Geoff’s rival station beef with 98.6 The Squirt, and a catastrophic misunderstanding involving Enya.As Whisp attempts to record the perfect Instagram message from the front seat of his limousine, the broadcast spirals through haunted MTV memories, dead-mall real estate, non-denominational church bands, Farmer Dan’s hell gate, sponsor live reads that absolutely should not be allowed on air, and Whisp’s revelation to Geoff of why Enya is definitely not calling in today.Sponsored by:Val Verde Memorial HospitalLittle FeetBad Company Fudge CompanyBecome One With The HawkSubscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube — wherever you listen. The signal is everywhere.Join the Rock Battalion: get updates, drops, and Val Verde alerts at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station on Patreon — it keeps the mics hot and the Sharney’s mystery buffet groaning: patreon.com/1089thehawk.Watch The Hawk on YouTube for full broadcasts, clips, and occasional yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, and Threads.The Verde Dome may be full of feral raccoons, but the rock is strong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“The Whisp Turlington Show” has returned and Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock declare a “Return to Greatness” across Val Verde — complete with 3D billboards, Genesis mega-blocks, and a townwide chemical-job apocalypse.Big Truck reports live from Verde Chemical, where workers are leaving with purple suits, clown smiles, and possibly extra limbs, while sponsors like Food Gulch, Eggsland, and Trunks struggle to survive the new Hawk economy.Meanwhile:• MTV VJs are debated• Tony Banks calls in from the studio• Phil Collins explains why he can’t drum• 98.6 The Squirt is declared an enemy of the stateThis isn’t just a radio show — it’s the beginning of The Hawk’s new era.Become One With The HawkSubscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube — wherever you listen. The signal is everywhere.Join the Rock Battalion: get updates, drops, and Val Verde alerts at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station on Patreon — it keeps the mics hot and the Sharney’s mystery buffet groaning: patreon.com/1089thehawk.Watch The Hawk on YouTube for full broadcasts, clips, and occasional yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, and Threads.The city is strange.The rock is strong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Val Verde’s airwaves descend into all-out chaos when Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock discover their former co-host Jason Gore is now the number-one morning host on rival station 98.6 The Squirt.As Whisp spirals over Patreon, bonus episodes, horny call-in segments, and the unthinkable success of Staind-based radio, The Hawk fires back with sabotage, mind-powered drones, and a full-scale rebranding that may or may not erase Geoff from the show title entirely.A battle for terrestrial radio supremacy, fought live on air.What to do, what to do.Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Sharney’s mystery buffet groaning): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Val Verde “Take It Back” Holiday ParadeBroadcasting live from Hog Street, 108.9 The Hawk covers the annual Val Verde “Take It Back” Holiday Parade! Geoff and Whisp brave flying Pizza Emporium doors, leaking beer floats, animatronic prog-rock legends, rogue dump trucks, divorced-dad tears, and a shocking escalation involving shit drones and municipal accountability.Featuring Pizza Emporium holiday slices, Channel 8 content crimes, Eagles-related radio fatigue, multiple Holiday Road floats that refuse to stop circling, and the only Christmas album where Even Satan Needs a Christmas.Happy Holidays. We’re taking them back, you slobs.Don’t Bother With The Hawk Trees, Here’s How You Can Help The Hawk This Holiday Season!Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Sharney’s mystery buffet groaning): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Thanksgiving in Val Verde, and while the rest of the station’s staff takes the day off, Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock are stuck doing a full-day broadcast — turkey cooker under Art Spart’s board, sponsored by Bert’s Funeral Flowers.Everything’s normal until a familiar blonde head appears on the Hawk’s ring camera:Tommy Shaw from Styx.Before they can hit the delay, Tommy locks the station gates and holds the station hostage, demanding they play Kilroy Was Here in full — claiming it’s “the real Thanksgiving record.”What follows is a broadcast filled with stuffing, softcore cinema, Styx lore and 108.9 The Hawk’s most festive hostage situation yet.While you’re getting all your Black Friday junk, why don’t you also help out you favorite classic rock radio station!Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The dust has barely settled in Verde Park — and the souls (not deaths, legally) are still being counted. Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock return to the air after Whispstock 25, the ill-fated eight-day music festival that celebrated Whisp… and possibly ended civilization.Whisp defends the festival, claiming the “482 deaths” were actually “souls captured and sent home courtesy of Whisp Turlington.”John Mellencamp stops by to explain his time working the funnel cake stand — and why you should never finger John Mellencamp.Geoff delivers a Good Rock Fact about Alfred Hitchcock nearly directing a Peter Gabriel movie.Whisp reveals his new liquor line, Turlington Cognacs, co-founded with George Clooney.Geoff and Whisp salute the ending of Greg Lemonsour's legendary podcast, "WTDG."There’s confusion, regret, and a Zamboni that somehow killed both people and animatronic bears.Do you want 108.9 The Hawk to do better in the ratings? Give ‘em a hand!Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a big day in Val Verde — Whispstock 25 is live from Verde Park!Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock broadcast right from the festival grounds with their foldable chairs, finger foods, and a borrowed FocusRong interface.Whispstock 25 opens its gates with Blue Öyster Cult, Def Leppard, Tesla, Tassla, Alien Ant Farm, Breaking Benjamin, Neil Young with Big Al from Country Bear Jamboree, and the one and only Chuckles the Canceled Clown as emcee.Whisp and Geoff navigate a day filled with cancelled acts, on-air rants about capitalism, and food from Finger Food Town and Crudité Town.Kegstand, Steve Temple Pilots, and Art Spart all check in from the greatest — and strangest — rock festival in Val Verde history, with Art threatening to kill any Terminator that threatens the festival.There’s live weather, Skynet internet outages, robot musicians, hernias galore.Phones ring on the topic, “Who Shouldn’t Have Been Cancelled?” Keep 108.9 The Hawk soaring through that classic rock sky! Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.•⁃Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will The Real Whisp Turlington Please Stand Up?The real Whisp Turlington returns from the dimension known as Kokomo — or does he?After a long absence, Whisp reappears at 108.9 The Hawk claiming:He’s been replaced by a robot version of himself, built by Keith Talons at Talon Robots.He’s spent “40 years in Kokomo time” using Madonna’s sling ring to travel between Beach Boys dimensions.Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock must figure out what’s real, what’s robotic, and why Mike Love keeps calling in from the Pepper Portal.Plus! Steve Temple Pilots, WhispBot malfunctions, and quantum rock dolls. Sure. It all makes sense.Keep 108.9 The Hawk soaring through that classic rock sky! Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock are once again joined by comedian, artist, friend of the show and road dawg Mary Houlihan on The Geoff & Whisp Show.Mary drops by to announce her new gig hosting “Kill Tony” (“It’s the same show — just nicer”), talk about 300 weeks on tour, her upcoming four-hour stand-up spectacular at Flapper’s Casino, and her growing real estate empire in Val Verde.Meanwhile, Whisp begins to suspect he might be a sex robot built by Talon’s Labs, Art Spart has a breakdown during traffic, and Geoff’s nephew Geordie Garlock finally asks: Who are the Dream Police?Plus:The dark history of Val Verde Community College film studies professor, Professor Grimp.Phones ring on the topic “What’s The Dirtiest Word You Know?”Why Mary’s VIP karaoke meet-and-greet might be the most intense fan experience everWhether funny’s funny is the only moral law left in America. We’ll be the ones deciding that one!And a brand new 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar!Sponsored by Channel 8’s Splatterfucks and a Halloween PSA from Zane from Fister!Guest Starring: Mary Houlihan!Keep 108.9 The Hawk soaring through that classic rock sky! Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Fun Drop Wednesday on 108.9 The Hawk, and Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome Pittsburgh rock promoter Jack Lundy (played by comedian Joe Kwaczala) — and he just won’t stop remembering.From Cream to Chicago, The Doors to The Bee Gees, Jack can’t resist reminiscing about every band that ever existed, while Geoff and Whisp try to keep the show together, Scotty drops Napoleon Dynamite quotes, breaking the standing “No Drops From Napoleon Dynamite” rule!Mystery Sound: Whisp tries to distract Jack with an old-fashioned game of Mystery SoundGreg Lemonsour Meltdown: The Hawk’s dusty-groove music director joins in, only to be completely steamrolled by Lundy’s endless roll call of rock legends.Art Spart’s Traffic Report: Val Verde’s favorite traffic reporter tries to get through his segment, but Jack hijacks it to talk about Traffic (the band).Sponsored by Balloonapalooza, Joe Elliott’s Sugar Pouring Warehouse and Pizza Emporium!Guest Starring: Joe Kwaczała!Check out information about Joe’s movie, American Comic, here: https://americancomicfilm.com/Keep 108.9 The Hawk soaring through that classic rock sky! Here’s how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s All-Request Wednesday on 108.9 The Hawk!Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock open up the request lines and yell about some of the things bothering them this morning - you know, like every morning radio show. An in-depth debate about the infamous Dogboy at the Shartlesburg State Fair (and whether his paws were sanitary enough to handle funnel cakes).Geoff attempts a spot-on Dogboy impression (debatable).A detour into Hannity & Colmes (…or was it Pete Holmes?) morning radio theater.Sticky’s Barbecue Shack mysteriously burns down mid-broadcast while Jason is supposed to be live on-site.Business Roundup returns: Full-O-Water Gas Station, Twozy Onesie vs Onesie Twozy, The Ache Shack (no breathing hole!), and Billy Idol’s Bounce Weddings — yes, Billy Idol might personally set up your bounce house wedding and eat your hors d’oeuvres.Plus: Good Geoff Facts finally gets its own sounder, we discover what a Fog Hat might look like.Sponsored by Medieval Fights and Dave Matthews Pest Control!Want to keep 108.9 The Hawk barely on the airwaves? Here’s how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome their longtime friend Bo Merman — Val Verde’s legendary Rock & Roll Lifeguard — played by comedian Jon Gabrus.Bo shares outrageous stories from decades guarding Val Verde’s pools, rivers, and hot tubs:Gene Simmons getting his tongue stuck in a pool filterJimmy Buffett blasting angel dust at the Val Verde Community PoolMichael McDonald cannonballing into… questionable waters.Iman destroying Bo in a poolside fight.The birth of USA’s “Renegade” after Lorenzo Lamas drunkenly crashed a motorcycle poolsideForgotten cult VHS classics like Boogles Plus: the Hawk crew battles over who’s the greatest Southern Rock band of all time, unpacks Molly Hatchet’s hive mind, and previews this year’s mysterious Rocktober Prize Package! And two new PSA’s from Geoff Garlock and Major Dad.Guest Starring: Jon Gabrus (Action Boyz, Staying Alive with Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally)Want to keep 108.9 The Hawk barely on the airwaves? Here’s how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.••Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Geoff and Whisp reveal the winner of 108.9 The Hawk’s “DJ For A Day Contest,” Dutch Swanson (Matt Gourley), a 104-year-old Val Verde resident, WWII vet, and Judy Blume’s alleged ghostwriter (?!)Contest Winner Gone Wild: Dutch thinks he’s won cash, gift cards, or at least a rain stick for the Tool & Die Festival. Instead, he’s handed the mic. Judy Blume Confessions: Dutch claims authorship of Super Fudge, Forever, and Winds of War. According to him, there are “no atheists in foxholes—or in a Scottsdale motel room with Judy Blume.Weather Report (Sort Of): Instead of saying “cold,” Dutch unleashes a rant about foxholes, mutton chops, and Sideburns Festivals.Community Calendar: Tinker Tailor Soldier Pie eating contest, the canceled Goatee Fest and more!Name That Director – 90s Edition!Plus, payola scams, Rascal Flatts debates, a PSA from Geoff and a man with a tortoise-shell carapace for half a body. Sponsored by:Pizza EmporiumJanie’s Got GunsGuest Starring: Matt Gourley (Superego, With Gourley & Rust, Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend)How to Support Val Verde’s Second Choice for RockWant to keep 108.9 The Hawk barely on the airwaves? Here’s how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Actor/comedian Matt Hobby (Young Sheldon) stops by the Rock & Roll RV as entrepreneur Kai Fanning to pitch his bizarre luxury compound, Stay Living—a place that promises to be Safe, Thrilling, Affordable… and You Never Leave.Geoff and Whisp dig into Kai Fanning’s plans for:Muscle-bound Bichon Frises patrolling behind barbed-wire fencesAn 800-lane bowling alley and four-story arcadeA Riverboat Casino (pending Val Verde’s mysterious ballot measure S7A43)Raising Cane’s chicken fingers as the official food of the complexAnd the true meaning behind “You Never Leave”Also, Sharon Stone gossip, Gordon Ramsay’s lost reality show Hell Nightmare, the forgotten ’90s Jeremy Piven film Asshouse, David Lee Roth’s cryptocurrency empire, why Whisp will never fund a GoFundMe, and even the mysterious identity of El Fornado.Sponsored by:Bad Company Fudge Company!Steve's Discount Concrete!Guest: Matt HobbyHow to Support Val Verde’s Second Choice for RockWant to keep 108.9 The Hawk barely on the airwaves? Here’s how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.